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Natalie Portman Is Working It

Natalie Portman must have a new movie coming out or something, because the MILF hottie has been making a serious hotness comeback these past couple weeks. According to my sources, she just hosted SNL , and now she’s on the cover of some magazine I’ve never heard of. And I’m digging it. Now, who do I talk to about getting Natalie’s comeback tour to make a stop in my mom’s basement my office?

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Natalie Portman Is Working It

Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A “Model”

Huh. I guess  Chloe Grace Moretz really is trying to become a model . Because here she is posing in some field full of wildflowers like every other boring photoshoot you’ve ever seen. The only thing it’s missing is an Instagram filter. Anyway, if Chloe actually does want to model professionally, she’s going to need to step her game up, and luckily, I know a photographer with some real outside-the-box ideas and a phone that takes great pictures. I’m talking about myself, just to be clear. Call me!

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Heidi Klum’s Topless Sunbathing

Thanks to the paparazzi and their zoom lenses, here’s super-hot cougar  Heidi Klum going topless sunbathing with her rich kid boyfriend in Sardinia. And since I know that constantly having cameras around has to get annoying, if Heidi’s looking for somewhere to go sunbathing with a little more privacy, I’d be happy to offer my backyard. Sure, it’s not an international tourist hot spot and she’s not allowed to bring her loser boyfriend, but at least she can work on her tan in peace without being bugged by the paps and their cameras. It’ll just be me and my phone instead. It takes great pictures. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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