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Natalie Portman Is Working It

Natalie Portman must have a new movie coming out or something, because the MILF hottie has been making a serious hotness comeback these past couple weeks. According to my sources, she just hosted SNL , and now she’s on the cover of some magazine I’ve never heard of. And I’m digging it. Now, who do I talk to about getting Natalie’s comeback tour to make a stop in my mom’s basement my office?

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Natalie Portman Is Working It

Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A “Model”

Huh. I guess  Chloe Grace Moretz really is trying to become a model . Because here she is posing in some field full of wildflowers like every other boring photoshoot you’ve ever seen. The only thing it’s missing is an Instagram filter. Anyway, if Chloe actually does want to model professionally, she’s going to need to step her game up, and luckily, I know a photographer with some real outside-the-box ideas and a phone that takes great pictures. I’m talking about myself, just to be clear. Call me!

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A “Model”

Whole New Word Developed For Inception Haters

Tired of calling the Inception haters in your life “f***head,” “a**hole,” “dumb sh*t” and the myriad of other boring pejoratives generally used to defend Christopher Nolan’s blockbuster? Now the Urban Dictionary offers a new etymological alternative known as “ineption” — or, “Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception .” Nice — and so much cleaner! What do you think? [ Urban Dictionary via /film ]

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