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Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

Chanel West Coast is not a celebrity as far as I’m concerned, she was just lucky to be cast as the receptionist bitch in an MTV show people seemed to watch back when MTV was still a thing, before MTV fucking died… But it’s amazing that she’s been able to ride that for what must be a decade….which I guess isn’t that hard thanks to instagram, because all you need to do for instagram is have one hit, one celebrity moment, one viral nonsense clip – getting you that solid base of followers…and as long as instagram exists, which will be another 2-3 years for sure…you can cash the fuck in…a lot of these sluts are just lucky to exist when in other generations they’d disappear into the hole they belong in…. Nice try at the sexy Valentine’s Day lingerie shoot though… More of her boring ass in lingerie.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk was a pro basketball player in Sweden, at least so she claims, before deciding to be a hot slutty model for VS, who has and always will produce pretty porny content, and who I guess was added to the brand’s mix of girls to offer someone who knows how to instagram-pose proper… That said, her body is great, probably all the Basketball..her nipples are hard…which make me want to dribble them with my mouth like I was a limbless Michael Jordan….or Lebron…depending on who is being more charitable for the news pretending to do it under the radar…yet shit’s trending on Facebook, if facebook still had trending news articles to condition the minds of the retard people. What I am trying to say is…Elsa Hosk gets it… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A “Model”

Huh. I guess  Chloe Grace Moretz really is trying to become a model . Because here she is posing in some field full of wildflowers like every other boring photoshoot you’ve ever seen. The only thing it’s missing is an Instagram filter. Anyway, if Chloe actually does want to model professionally, she’s going to need to step her game up, and luckily, I know a photographer with some real outside-the-box ideas and a phone that takes great pictures. I’m talking about myself, just to be clear. Call me!

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Selena Gomez’s Cleavage And Panty Peak

I don’t know what’s gotten into  Selena Gomez lately, but I do know that I like. A lot. She’s gone from another boring pop star wannabe to a serious A-list hottie. Here’s some behind-the-scenes shots from her latest video, and it’s just so great to see someone finally living up to their true potential like this. It really makes me feel… what’s that word? Pride? No. Aroused. Yow!

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Something’s Wrong With Bella Thorne’s Cleavage!

I thought Halloween was still a few weeks away, so I’m not really clear on why Bella Thorne is getting these giant fake wounds applied all over her otherwise perfect chest. But I’m sure these shots will do the trick for at least one or two of you sickos out there, so enjoy, I guess? As for the rest of you, you know the drill: just wait a few minutes and I’m sure Bella will drop more topless hotness on Instagram and/or Snapchat. It’s only a matter of time.

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Nicole Scherzinger Is Hard At Work

I’ve always thought  Nicole Scherzinger had a bright future as a professional hot nobody. So I’m glad to see she finally gave up on her boring music career to dedicate herself to living that Instagram life full-time. Here she is showing off her cleavage-in-the-car skills , her bikini-sunset skills and her pretend-modeling-shoot skills . Like I said, she’s a total pro at this already!

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Nicole Scherzinger Is Hard At Work

I’ve always thought  Nicole Scherzinger had a bright future as a professional hot nobody. So I’m glad to see she finally gave up on her boring music career to dedicate herself to living that Instagram life full-time. Here she is showing off her cleavage-in-the-car skills , her bikini-sunset skills and her pretend-modeling-shoot skills . Like I said, she’s a total pro at this already!

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Instagram Model Ireland Baldwin Topless For The Boring LOVE Magazine Advent Shoot

I may hate the fact that the only qualification you seem to need to become a model these days is to have rich parents and a few hundred thousand followers on Instagram, but I will say this for Ireland Baldwin : at least she #freedthenipple for her boring LOVE Advent Calendar video. That already makes hers the best we’ve seen so far this year. I know that’s not saying much, but it still counts for something. Continue reading

Melissa Benoist Needs To Get Back In Her Supergirl Outfit

I know I like to make fun of you nerds out there, but I guess we’re really not that different after all: we both spend 99% of our day on the Internet, and we both live in our mom’s basement. Oh, and we can also both agree that  Melissa Benoist looks way hotter in her Supergirl outfit than she does in this boring “fashion” photoshoot. Maybe we can start a petition to make her wear it 24/7? Petitions are a nerd thing, right? Either way, count me in.

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Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift is boring, has no sex appeal, but is a huge star and I guess people like her music or buy into her enough to make her exist. She’s fucked a ton of different dudes and wrote songs about them, making her slut behavior seem more deep rooted and full of love, but I call that shifting the blame onto the men in her life, instead of taking ownership of her boring fucking pussy that guys are like “fine I’ll fuck you”…on to say “fuck you’re as boring in your song, as awkward as your dance, and the only way I came was your long fucking legs and money”…except Calvin Harris, the UK DJ who made 110 million dollars the last two years, partially because he dates Taylor Swift and who has fucked Rita Ora and every groupie slut the last decade who is an 8 or better…making him capable of pulling off some shit…to get off… Taylor Swift is like a guy who fucks hookers crying that they leave after an hour and writing a love song album on it…only the people believe…and I’ll just stare at her legs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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