What would Christmas have been if the two hottest sisters in showbiz didn’t pose together for Instagram pics? As you know, I’ve always thought that Victoria Justice was one of the best in Hollywood. And yes, I’ve complained she doesn’t sex it up enough, but her sister does so that makes up for it. Damn, they are a hot pair!
I always thought that she was so premature and underdeveloped that she didn’t get her period… I guess I was wrong…because she’s breeding… Maybe it’s science…maybe her gay boyfriend thought this would be the best beard… Maybe it is his retirement like K-Fed… Either way, you don’t need your own Kidneys to get knocked up..which is unfortunate when you think about Selena Gomez breeding… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Pregnancy Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
According to my sources, I just found out that JoJo is working on a new album or music venture or something, and that’s a real shame. I always thought she made a way better busty wannabe Instagram hottie than a busty wannabe singer. But don’t take my word for it. See for yourself below. I’m telling you guys, she’s a natural!
I thought Halloween was still a few weeks away, so I’m not really clear on why Bella Thorne is getting these giant fake wounds applied all over her otherwise perfect chest. But I’m sure these shots will do the trick for at least one or two of you sickos out there, so enjoy, I guess? As for the rest of you, you know the drill: just wait a few minutes and I’m sure Bella will drop more topless hotness on Instagram and/or Snapchat. It’s only a matter of time.
I’ve always thought Nicole Scherzinger had a bright future as a professional hot nobody. So I’m glad to see she finally gave up on her boring music career to dedicate herself to living that Instagram life full-time. Here she is showing off her cleavage-in-the-car skills , her bikini-sunset skills and her pretend-modeling-shoot skills . Like I said, she’s a total pro at this already!
Fat Rihanna has some perks…like monster tits… That’s about all I have to say about that… I mean… You know Rihanna, you know her deal, you know she was rumored to be a child prostitute in barbados…before being celebrated by barbados and now you need to know…she’s got monster tits…the one perk of spending your money on food, and obviously Carribbean genetics pre-disposed to being obese… I like this look…I like my black women well fed… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rihanna Monster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst.. The post Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I always thought Wendy Williams was a man…. I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini… I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird…. Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state…. I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR…. This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it. IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King…. IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE… The post Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve always thought Zendaya was super-cute, and I’m glad to see the rest of Hollywood is finally starting to come around. Because here she is doing a leggy photoshoot for Vogue , and according to my sources, she’s gonna be in the new Spider-Man movie too. And if I’m reading this Former Disney Channel Star Career chart properly, that means we’re only a few months to a year away from “accidentally” “leaked” nudie pictures or some kind of Snapchat scandal. So make sure to stay tuned. Can’t wait!
While all the other so-called news outlets out there are covering “major” “stories” like political corruption or health care or whatever new scandal Trump’s wandered into now, I’m kind of surprised that no one else is covering the week’s biggest story: after months of practicing her tongue action with a camera, Bella Thorne finally graduated to slipping some tongue to a girl. I’m not sure who that is with her, and I’m a little too “busy” to look it up. But I promise to spend lots of time today studying this picture for any new clues. So stay tuned for any more updates on this. I smell Hollywood Tuna’s first Pulitzer.