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Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk: We’re Engaged!

Gwyneth Paltrow's latest issue of Goop has something new — and no, it's not yet another suggestion that readers stuff rocks up their vaginas for better sex . Well, that might be in there too, for all we know. But the big story, as you'll see in the video below, is … Gwyneth Patlrow and Brad Falchuk confirm are confirming their engagement! Back in November, we told you that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged . Gwyneth Paltrow is, of course, a legendary actress who's also more than dabbled in … what's a nice word for quackery ? Let's go with “self-help” and “wellness,” through her Goop magazine. Brad Falchuk is an unnecessarily handsome writer who's been a fellow creative and even co-creator on a number of Ryan Murphy projects, from Glee to Scream Queens to American Horror Story . Their cozy romance has warmed even our cold hearts a time or two, including when Gwyneth and Brad showed off an actually good Halloween costume . Couples costumes can say a lot about the couple themselves. When we reported that the couple was engaged, that was a little over a month ago and it was based upon, well, other reports. They hadn't made an official announcement. Now, though, Gwyneth and Brad have come forward with an official announcement: they're engaged. They made their announcement in the newest issue of Goop, because of course they did. Good Morning America reported the couple's statement. “We feel incredibly lucky to have come together at this juncture in our lives, when our collective successes and failures can serve as building blocks for a healthy and happy relationship.” That statement is almost normal for Gwyneth. Compared to her “conscious uncoupling” from ex, Chris Martin, it sounds like what a non-bonkers person would say in their announcement. (Though we wonder if there's some sort of special, weird, New Age significance to “juncture in our lives” and “building blocks” but … let's try to give them the benefit of the doubt) As a public figure, Gwyneth is often disliked by people who are tired of her Goop . (She thinks people only dislike her because she's a woman , but misogyny is, for once, not the primary source of ire) But she must be very likable in person, because Brad Falchuk's clearly fallen for her. (No, we don't just think that he's there for the great, Goop -approved anal sex ) Gwyneth and Brad reportedly discussed the possibility of engagement for at least a year before they decided to actually take that step. It's so good that they decided to wait. A lot of people fall in love and think that it's forever, and rush into a doomed marriage. But Gwyneth and Brad have both been in very lengthy relationships — and even marriages — before. This isn't their first rodeo, so they considered things carefully. And, as Good Morning America reveals, deciding that they should consciously couple was about one thing in particular. .. Where to go out to dinner? Well, more accurately, about what sort of things they can see themselves arguing about when they're 90. Which they imagine will still be about where to go out for dinner. We hope that things go well for them. Sometimes, what's a playful argument during your first few years of a relationship can grow old and bitter when you're decades older.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk: Engaged!

Gwyneth Paltrow and boyfriend Brad Falchuk have been going strong for a few years, now. Their Halloween costumes this year were actually good and they make a genuinely cute couple. Well, they’re taking things to the next level. One might say that the two of them are “consciously coupling.” Well … Gwyneth might say that, anyway, after her infamous “consciously uncoupling” breakup line  when she and Chris Martin split. But there’s some very good news in Gwyneth’s personal life. Gwyneth is an actress. She’s a beautiful woman. She also happens to own a magazine that tells women to shove rocks up their vaginas for better sex . Brad Falchuk is perhaps a little less well-known, but his name is probably familiar at the very least. He’s been a co-creator and/or writer on just about every big Ryan Murphy project for a while now, from Glee to Scream Queens to American Horror Story . (Falchuk is a good-looking guy and you’d think that he’d be an actor, but half of the pictures of him make him look alarmed and bewildered. Some people do their best work off of the screen) The two met back in 2014 on the set of Glee . They didn’t go public with their relationship until 2015. They attended the screening of Scream Queens together, openly dating, and even posted a couples selfie to Instagram. Well, now they’re doing much more than just going public. Us Weekly reports that multiple sources have confirmed to them that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged . One of Us ‘ insiders says that the couple has been discussing the possibility of engagement for over a year. “They both knew it would happen, but it wasn’t a big thing to them because they were both in long marriages before. There wasn’t a rush” In fact, both Gwyneth and Brad have two children, each, from previous marriages. They knew that they had more than just themselves to consider. It’s good that they took their time. Of course, Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk haven’t officially announced their engagement just yet. The fact that the news has broken might rush things along a little, but it sounds like Gwyneth has a plan. The couple has reportedly already taken engagement photos, and Gwyneth plans to put them up on her website for the big announcement. With Gwyneth, there’s no way of knowing when “the right time” might be. It might be after they’ve told all family members. It might be based on, like, quasi-spiritual “medical” advice. And speaking of the load of Goop that Gwyneth likes to share, let’s remember what Brad Falchuk is marrying into. Gwyneth has been something of a controversial figure in recent years. And while Gwyneth thinks that people only hate her because she’s a woman , we have to say that there’s more than misogyny at work. It’s … well, some people think that she’s about as out-of-touch with the real world as Mitt Romney or Lucille Bluth. She also, again, puts out a newsletter called Goop that encourages practices that are not recommended by doctors. Like, again, stuffing a rock up your vagina to allegedly improve your sex life. (Fair warning, rocks are porous and this could lead to an infection) But if Brad Falchuk’s willing to accept the good with the bad, then good for the two of them. View Slideshow: 9 Ways Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Improve Your Sex Life

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day

Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst.. The post Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josh Duggar: Is He Making His Counting On Debut?!

Hold on tight, friends, because things are about to get real damn crazy with the Duggars. You know how Josh Duggar did many, many terrible things? As we learned in a whirlwind of nightmares and nausea last year, Josh molested five young girls when he was a teenager. Four of those girls were his little sisters, and while he was sent away for a while to do some construction work (you can’t make this stuff up), he was never truly punished for what he did. And then Ashley Madison, a website catering to adulterers looking for side pieces, was hacked, and it was revealed that Josh had an account , essentially meaning that he paid money to cheat on his wife. A couple of women came forward after that, and they claimed that Josh had paid them for sex , and that he was frighteningly rough with them. Josh went off to some kind of treatment center , and he did stay there for several months, but now he’s back. And this is where things start to get bad. Or worse, rather. Josh has pretty much kept to himself since returning home from the treatment center, and for good reason. It turns out that most people don’t take too kindly to child molesters who also cheat on their wives and disgrace their families. Who knew?! But while Josh has been staying out of the spotlight, and while TLC has said that they have no plans of bringing Josh back on television, it looks like things are about to change. According to a new report, TLC is planning on allowing Josh to appear on Counting On. Heaven help us all. The word is that Josh could appear in an episode in the coming weeks, and that they’ll slowly add him into the mix until he’s a full-fledged star of the show, on the same level as his other siblings. This is a terrible idea, to say the least. Advertisers are already weary of Counting On, and that’s just because Josh is related to the starts of the show. If Josh himself were to be on the show, you’d have to imagine that advertisers would continue to back out, so how could TLC justify making the show while losing money? And is employing a person like Josh really a great move for any company? In a word, no. In a couple of words, hell no. With all that Josh has done, he doesn’t need to be on television. He needs to be off somewhere, figuring out his life and where it all went so wrong. As it is now, Counting On is pretty cute, with lots of precious babies, some funny courting shenanigans, that kind of thing. We really don’t need Josh to make everything gross and weird and sad, do we? View Slideshow: Josh Duggar Sex Scandal Timeline: How His Family’s Empire Crumbled

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Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity: Look! We’re #Friends!!!!!

Feud? What feud?!? This is the message Fox News would like you to believe. Earlier this week, Sean Hannity took his ongoing rivalry with Megyn Kelly to a new, public level. As a refresher: On Wednesday night’s episode of The Kelly Files, the frequent foil of Donald Trump criticized the Republican nominee for President by saying that Trump avoids interviews with anyone who is NOT named Sean Hannity. Said Kelly on air: “Donald Trump, with all due respect to my friend at 10 o’clock, will go on Hannity and pretty much only Hannity, and will not venture out to the unsafe spaces these days – which doesn’t exactly expand the tent for either one of them.” Earlier in the election, upon seeing a video of Trump speaking to Hannity, Kelly wondered whether or not Trump would be talking to any “real” journalists. So shots have been fired back and forth between these Fox News colleagues for awhile. The feud culminated after Wednesday’s diss when Hannity Tweeted the following : “@megynkelly u should be mad at @HillaryClinton Clearly you support her. And @realDonaldTrump did talk to u.” The Tweet went especially viral, with multiple mainstream gossip sites picking up the story. This didn’t sit well with the higher-ups at Fox News, who are still reeling from the  Roger Ailes sexual harassment lawsuit settlement  and accusations. In response to the feud between its two best-known personalities, Fox made Kelly and Hannity pose for the PR-themed photo above. It also made each one send the same Tweet. “We’re Irish. It’s complicated. #friends,” wrote Kelly last night, which was followed by Hannity sharing this same photo and caption, writing: “We’re Irish. It’s complicated. #friends.” Hey, who isn’t buying this! Seems totally legit and as if Hannity and Kelly are absolutely friends, right? Kelly and Hannity have been on opposite sides of the whole Donald Trump thing for over a year now. While Hannity is so close with the terrible businessman that Trump told debate views to please call his friend Sean in order to get his real views on the Iraq War, Kelly has frequently clashed with The Donald. She moderated one of the first Republican Primary debates in 2015 and was later the victim of a few classic Donald Trump Twitter rants in regard to her supposedly sexist line of questioning. If you’ll recall, Trump even brought up Kelly’s menstrual cycle at one point. We’re not kidding… Donald Trump Said WHAT About Megyn Kelly?!? Where will all this go for Kelly and Hannity? It may depend on whether or not Trump wins. If so, look out, world. Mostly for a Donald Trump Presidency. But also for Sean Hannity to basically take over the television world But if Clinton can hold on and win the White House, Kelly will likely see her national profile get raised to an even higher level. She’s already one of the biggest winners in this election. She may actually be the only winner in this election so far.

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Gwyneth Paltrow to Brad Pitt: We Will Get Through This!

Wholesome, crunchy, jackass Gwyneth Paltrow has some advice for her ex-boyfriend and his estranged wife—a behemoth you know as Brangelina . If you’re curious as to whether she’s crapping unicorn-blessed gems of wisdom about “conscious uncoupling,” then you just won the prize. What prize, you ask? A balloon filled with pompous arrogance, cliché sentiments, over-tweezed eyebrows, and lots and lots of sharp white teeth. Congratulations or whatever.  According to Radar Online, Gwynnie reached out to Pitt in an effort to help him through his divorce. The source said, “She’s egotistical enough to think that he’ll want her advice about consciously uncoupling from Angelina.” The best part, perhaps, is where Paltrow offered to be a mediator between the feuding duo. We’re not laughing, you are. (Okay, we’re laughing too, it’s all right.) The source revealed, “That’s the last thing Brad’s thinking about right now, of course. But Gwyneth is convinced she can help and has even offered to act as an unofficial mediator for him and Angie.”   Brad and Gwyneth  dated for a few years after meeting on the set of Seven , but things apparently weren’t meant to be, as both of them ended up with other folks that they weren’t meant to be with, either. In a 2014 interview, Gwyn said that Brad was too good for her. She was probably right. She told Howard Stern that her head was firmly up her ass till she was 40. We kindly beg to differ. Paltrow said, “I was such a kid; I was 22 when [Brad and I] met. It’s taken me until 40 to get my head out of my ass. You can’t make [the decision to commit] when you’re 22 years old. I wasn’t ready, and he was too good for me.” “I didn’t know what I was doing,” she reflected. Truth bomb? She still doesn’t. O bviously .  Dare we say that Paltrow’s probably pretty steamed that she can’t be in the mix of every A-list newsworthy item? We’d bet some gem-crapping unicorns on that idea, friends.  Get over yourself, Gwyn. Heaven knows everyone else is, and frankly, the folks in your life—and outside of it—can fully cope without your help interference.  View Slideshow: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: A Romance Retrospective

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Blonde Vs. Blonde Birthday: Anna Camp vs. Gwyneth Paltrow

We all share a birthday with someone, whether we know them or not. Most of the time it’s not a big deal, but sometimes we have to a group birthday event and those can be lame. But sometimes a group birthday is pretty awesome, like when Anna Camp and Gwyneth Paltrow share a birthday and we get to celebrate by having a hot blonde verse hot blonde battle. … read more

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Blonde Vs. Blonde Birthday: Anna Camp vs. Gwyneth Paltrow

We all share a birthday with someone, whether we know them or not. Most of the time it’s not a big deal, but sometimes we have to a group birthday event and those can be lame. But sometimes a group birthday is pretty awesome, like when Anna Camp and Gwyneth Paltrow share a birthday and we get to celebrate by having a hot blonde verse hot blonde battle. … read more

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Gwyneth Paltrow Celebrates 44th Birthday With Makeup-Free Selfie, Remains Annoying

Usually when you see a headline about Gwyneth Paltrow, it means she did something obnoxious, like encouraging women to steam clean their vaginas .   (Side note: don’t steam clean your vagina . According to doctors, Gwyneth knows as much about feminine hygiene as Jenny McCarthy knows about vaccinations.) Sometimes, however, Gwyneth reminds us of why the public fell in love with her in the first place… She’s beautiful, she’s outspoken, and despite frequent public criticism, she’s boldly and defiantly herself. The makeup-free selfie (above) that Gwyneth posted to celebrate her 44th birthday yesterday reflects so many of her best qualities. Unfortunately, the caption that she posted with it serves as a reminder of why the mere mention of her name elicits involuntary eyerolls from 96% of the Earth’s population. (We looked it up.) “#nomakeup for my 44th birthday, embracing my past and future. Thank you for the instalove #goopgoesmakeupfree @goop” Sure, fine, whatever. Of course she used the occasion to plug her stupid lifestyle brand. We won’t even fault her for that. But you can’t post a pic and prematurely thank people for the positive comments. That’s just not how the Internet works. This caption proves once and for all that Gwyneth is the kind of person who posts a selfie and immediately “likes” it. Look, obviously, this post isn’t as obnoxious as the phrase ” conscious uncoupling .” And it’s certainly not as annoying as the time Paltrow sang the praises of a $15,000 vibrator . (Why’s she always trying to you what to do with your vadge?) And it’s definitely not as irritating as the time she accepted the ” food stamp challenge ” just to get caught cheating on it a day later.  We could go on and on. The point is, Gwyneth can’t even jump on the makeup-free selfie bandwagon without doing something lame. View Slideshow: 22 Make-Up Free Star Selfies Also, that hashtag is only okay if she’s planning some kind of makeup-free theme day on her website. If she’s taken to referring to herself in the third person as “Goop,” then we’re gonna need Gwyneth to leave the planet for a while. Just for a few years to give us time to heal.

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Taylor Swift, Always The Hottest Person In The Room

So, Taylor Swift always has to be the hottest person in the room. Whether she is on stage singing, at an awards show, or—apparently—going to the gym, because if this is what Taylor Swift wears to the gym, then damn, she is the hottest one in the room. … read more

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