Gwyneth Paltrow topless at 47 years old as if anyone asked for that..ever.. The one thing we can collectively agree on, is that this talentless garbage connected rich kid has managed to really make a career for herself using her dad’s connections, you know after he died, everyone was like “help his girl out”…giving us such memorable Gwyneth roles like….fuck…I can’t think of any movies she’s been in and I am not about to IMDB it…Shakespeare in Love maybe? Seven? Right Seven…that was a good one…but that was only because back then she hadn’t decided that being a mommy blogger influencer to guide her minions into steamed pussy salvation and whatever other nonsense health tits she’s given….like she’s Joe Rogan podcast, but instead of bros, she’s catering to 40 year olds…and now as their leader she is topless in a weird way because it’s good for the brand..I guess?! Fucking weirdos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maya Hawke is the product of Ethan Hawke and Uma THurman…who I forgot were together and who I forgot bred…like the breeders they are…because I don’t fucking care. I am not too surprised that their daughter, a daughter of two egotistical celebs, is out there on social media paving the fucking way for her to be her own brand of celebrity. You know trying to step outside of her parents’ shadow, because both her parents are huge stars, and she is always going to be masked by that…. Despite the general hope of people who breed that both their super genes combining into one superhuman, most often than not turns out to be nothing close to a superhuman…..but more a spoiled, lazy, delusional…hungry for attention….wanting that celebrity their parents had…but not worthy of it…or not having the personality to get it… So then the parents step up, introduce them to some people, get them auditions in the industry and next thing you know you have a Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Aniston situation of the ego going on….so that the kid makes something of themselves, living in their industry, which is a scam industry designed for the lazy…overpaid for little work….let the children profit from it whether they deserve it or not…they are positioned for it…. So seeing Maya Hawke with her tit out, not too surprising…it’s a generational thing….let’s just hope it continues and that she didn’t inherit her mom’s man hands…cuz tits, when held by man hands owned by the same host body as the tits…is always a weird test in gender…and unlike Prince Harry….I still believe in a two gender system…where man hands jerking me off confuse me…so I avoid them. I am a simple mind.. The post Maya Hawke Nipple for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gwyneth Paltrow very clearly resides in her very own universe. In case this wasn’t obvious based on the bizarre and expensive items the actress peddles on Goop, Paltrow has now shown no shame in freely admitting the following: She doesn’t know what’s going on between Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson . To Paltrow’s credit, if you want to phrase it that way, she does apparently read the Internet. She is evidently aware that Thompson is trending today for some reason; she just doesn’t know it’s beause he cheated on Khloe Kardashian with one of her good friends, Jordyn Woods . She seemingly has no idea that Thompson stands accused of inviting Woods over to his house on Sunday night and then making out with her on the couch and then not saying goodbye to her until 7 a.m. Or that she learned about this affair through a series of very awkwad text messages . Simply put, Paltrow is mostly clueless. But she’d at least like to have a clue. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Shades Jordyn Woods, Puts on Brave Face for the Press We know this because someone hilariously wrote the following on Instagram today in response to this sordid story: Jordyn Woods is best friends with the worlds youngest billionaire who gifts her with cars, diamonds, and lavish vacations. You’re telling me there’s a chance she gave that all up for a guy who rides bench for the Cavs and has a community d—? THE HORROR. Thompson is actually averaging 29.8 minutes per game this year for Cleveland, but that isn’t the point right now. The point is that Paltrow actually stumbled across this comment and replied with one of her own. It reads: Can someone explain what’s going on? I have never heard of half of these people, someone give me context. Please. It seems serious Assuming Paltrow is familiar with Khloe, simply due to the pervasive nature of her family in the entertainment industry, this is a rather funny way of throwing shade at Thompson. And it’s even funnier because we totally believe that the actress legitimately has no idea who he is. Cardi B, conversely, is very familiar with both people involved in this scandal. And, as always, she has an opinion to share. “Why us women don’t have compassion toward each other? Y’all know I’ve been through some shit, I know y’all know I’ve been through some shit,” the rapper said to her followers on Thursday, clearly angry at those taking Khloe to task for some reason. “This whole Khloe Kardashian thing and everybody is like celebrating that that happened to her. It’s like, why? “I know the Kardashians have done f-cked up shit before and everything, but the thing is, it’s like, I think the karma got to them when the last situation happened to shorty before the day she gave birth,” she added. Cardi, of course, is citing the last time Thompson was caught cheating . Continuing with this theme, Cardi went on… “Whatever karma they deserve, I think they already have it. “So why do you guys keep wishing that on a woman? Especially a woman that has a daughter? We know how it is when a n—a fuck up. Y’all know that your heart shatters in pieces. “Y’all know it feels like your heart is literally bleeding and you just want to die. You can’t even escape it when you’re seeping, you dream about it.” Preach, Cardi B. Preach! View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian: Tristan Thompson CONFESSED to Banging Jordyn Woods! (And It Was All Caught on Camera?!) On a roll, Cardi turned her attention to Kardashian and added: “She already learned her lesson, something real f-cked up happened before she gave birth, so why do you guys keep enjoying other people’s pain, other people’s misery, knowing how much it hurts when a guy that you’re in love with, especially the father of your child, does something wrong?” In conclusion? Cardi called out “all these fake ass woke people” celebrating women and feminism, saying they’re the same ones “that will be laughing in the comments when another woman is going through some shit.” We rarely say this, but: Amen, Cardi B! We feel for you, Keeks. You’ll get through this.
Helena Christensen is 100 and still in her underwear in a magazine because some things never change….at least the concept doesn’t change….just the body melting away…the bitch getting older and more Zombie-Like as they just get rot before our vary eyes…half naked rotting of babes we once jacked off to…a horror movie I’m into. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Slutty for Tatler of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gwyneth Paltrow has never been hot…so seeing her in Fishnets at 50 trying to remain hot is not hot…unless you are a Gwyneth Paltrow fan, it which case you are a sick fuck…. I guess seeing her in Fishnets makes total sense as she looks like some kind of sea creature, and I am not talking about her steamed vagina, but her face as a whole…always had a goldfish in a bowl look to me… I feel like her encouraging old bitches to not be fat, to hose down their cunts, to try weird health and lifestyle tactics to better themselves, as silly and obnoxious or pretentious as it is..isn’t that bad. I mean if you’re going to be old you should have a leader or influencer to turn to…but that doesn’t mean we need to jack off to it…even though I know you are. Weirdo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Earl Gibson III / Getty Ronnie DeVoe & Shamari DeVoe’s #RHOA Debut Was A Viewer Disaster Things got awkward last night on the “Real Housewives Of Atlanta” for folks watching the DeVoes. They made their introduction on the reality show and viewers didn’t warm up to their personalities at all! The issue was that Shamari and Ronnie are everything but humble when it comes to their accomplishments. So conceited, Shamaria and Ronnie showed themselves recording a “Jay-Z and Beyonce” style album. Shamari also told everyone that her group Blaque is on the same level as Xscape, and then Ronnie handed out some unsolicited performance advice to Kandi — the woman who BOOKED him and his buddies to open for her group on tour this year! Ronnie had one word of advice for Kandi, “placement.” Look at the “placement” of everyone’s body language in the clip, they are over him! Fans watching the show went IN on the DeVoes and their delusions of grandeur… Lolol who casted the Devoe’s? Bc I have some questions. #RHOA pic.twitter.com/yHKdJtu2iJ — Jas (@withloveamina) November 19, 2018 Hit the flip to see how folks roasted Shamari and Ronnie for displaying their delusion all over television.
Source: Raymond Hall / Getty Ashley Graham Reveals The Long Story Behind Her Marrying Director Justin Ervin We always wondered about the story behind Ashley Graham’s sweet swirly matrimony-dom with director Justin Ervin and the body positive model ended up revealing the WHOLE beautiful backstory during an appearance on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop podcast last Thursday. It turns out Graham had a rocky road to her happy ending after dating some jerk when she was in her early 20’s who was abusive — not just mentally and emotionally but also physically. “I knew that I was a stronger woman for breaking up with him, and in feeling stronger for breaking up with him I was like, ‘What is it that I need to do to change myself so I don’t get back into that situation?’” It was then that Ashley determined she needed to do a better job of keeping the cookies in the jar. “My problem is I keep giving it up too soon, I keep having sex too soon with these guys.” And while spirituality didn’t initially have anything to do with Graham’s decision to abstain — she did eventually find herself in some hallowed halls after her mom confronted her about abusing tequila. “My mom said, ‘rehab or church,’” Graham revealed. “And I was like, ‘I’m not an alcoholic, so I’ll just go to church.” It was in the elevator of the NYC church that Graham began attending that she first encountered her hubby. “The next thing you know I’m in the elevator… and I’m volunteering that Sunday. I’m the elevator lady.” “The one guy says to the other guy, ‘If you don’t talk to her I am.’ I blushed. And the next thing ya know, Justin, my husband, was the one who stayed in the elevator.” There’s more… Continue to keep reading.
Hailey Baldwin just gave Justin Bieber a major erection. Sorry. We don’t mean to be lewd or inappropriate here. We’re just quoting the singer himself. Late last week, Baldwin posted a new photo on Instagram of her as the face of Canadian designer Nicole Benisti’s new clothing line. In the snapshot, Hailey is donning a black puffy jacket, skin-tight pants and heels. She looks great, there’s no denying as much. And while this may be a subjective statement, it’s one shared by the man who wants to spend the rest of his life with Baldwin, as Bieber couldn’t help but jump into Hailey’s Comments section… … and basically say he wanted to jump her bones right then and there. “Back again as the face of @nicolebenisti wearing my favorite coat,” Baldwin wrote in the caption, raving about the $2,900 (!!!!!) garment, to which Bieber replied: Ur just too much. U turn me on. Well… okay then! Thanks for telling the entire world that, JB! Multiple fans remarked that the artist’s admission in response to this photo made “uncomfortable” or were “too much.” Heck, Gwyneth Paltrow even wrote “TMI,” which stands for Too Much Information. And she makes a fair point, right? Justin could easily have just waited until Baldwin got home that night and shown her how he was turned on. We didn’t need to read all about it. But Bieber and Baldwin have often been all over each other on Instagram ever since they got back together earlier this year. The singer and the model have been unafraid to share very racu pictures – such as THIS ONE – of kissing, fondling and general public displays of affection. It’s quite clear they are quitte attracted to each other. But, hey, at least they’re married! We’re pretty sure they’re married, at least. Justin and Hailey exchanged vows in a New York City courthouse in September, although they have been hesitant to confirm their husband and wife status until they have a bigger and more religious ceremony down the line. We’re not sure when that will take place. But Baldwin did recently confirm her marital status — and what better source could there be than one of the two people involved here? Just a few weeks ago, a source told Us Weekly that Baldwin “would do anything” for her husband, adding: “He was her first love.” What about Selena Gomez ? “For Justin, there’s always going to be a soft spot in his heart for Selena because you don’t just stop loving someone and caring about someone, especially when they’re going through a difficult time like she is,” another Us Weekly insider said. He was referring to Selena checking into a mental health clinic a little while back and he added: “[Bieber] sees his romantic life going forward with Hailey, and he has to separate himself from feeling guilty or bad about Selena because it wouldn’t be fair to his current relationship. “Hailey is still feeling secure in their relationship because of that.” And it probably also helps her feel secure that Bieber wants to give it to her at pretty much all times. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: All His Sexual Conquests, RANKED!
Hailey Baldwin just gave Justin Bieber a major erection. Sorry. We don’t mean to be lewd or inappropriate here. We’re just quoting the singer himself. Late last week, Baldwin posted a new photo on Instagram of her as the face of Canadian designer Nicole Benisti’s new clothing line. In the snapshot, Hailey is donning a black puffy jacket, skin-tight pants and heels. She looks great, there’s no denying as much. And while this may be a subjective statement, it’s one shared by the man who wants to spend the rest of his life with Baldwin, as Bieber couldn’t help but jump into Hailey’s Comments section… … and basically say he wanted to jump her bones right then and there. “Back again as the face of @nicolebenisti wearing my favorite coat,” Baldwin wrote in the caption, raving about the $2,900 (!!!!!) garment, to which Bieber replied: Ur just too much. U turn me on. Well… okay then! Thanks for telling the entire world that, JB! Multiple fans remarked that the artist’s admission in response to this photo made “uncomfortable” or were “too much.” Heck, Gwyneth Paltrow even wrote “TMI,” which stands for Too Much Information. And she makes a fair point, right? Justin could easily have just waited until Baldwin got home that night and shown her how he was turned on. We didn’t need to read all about it. But Bieber and Baldwin have often been all over each other on Instagram ever since they got back together earlier this year. The singer and the model have been unafraid to share very racu pictures – such as THIS ONE – of kissing, fondling and general public displays of affection. It’s quite clear they are quitte attracted to each other. But, hey, at least they’re married! We’re pretty sure they’re married, at least. Justin and Hailey exchanged vows in a New York City courthouse in September, although they have been hesitant to confirm their husband and wife status until they have a bigger and more religious ceremony down the line. We’re not sure when that will take place. But Baldwin did recently confirm her marital status — and what better source could there be than one of the two people involved here? Just a few weeks ago, a source told Us Weekly that Baldwin “would do anything” for her husband, adding: “He was her first love.” What about Selena Gomez ? “For Justin, there’s always going to be a soft spot in his heart for Selena because you don’t just stop loving someone and caring about someone, especially when they’re going through a difficult time like she is,” another Us Weekly insider said. He was referring to Selena checking into a mental health clinic a little while back and he added: “[Bieber] sees his romantic life going forward with Hailey, and he has to separate himself from feeling guilty or bad about Selena because it wouldn’t be fair to his current relationship. “Hailey is still feeling secure in their relationship because of that.” And it probably also helps her feel secure that Bieber wants to give it to her at pretty much all times. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: All His Sexual Conquests, RANKED!
