Helena Christensen is 100 and still in her underwear in a magazine because some things never change….at least the concept doesn’t change….just the body melting away…the bitch getting older and more Zombie-Like as they just get rot before our vary eyes…half naked rotting of babes we once jacked off to…a horror movie I’m into. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Slutty for Tatler of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gwyneth Paltrow has never been hot…so seeing her in Fishnets at 50 trying to remain hot is not hot…unless you are a Gwyneth Paltrow fan, it which case you are a sick fuck…. I guess seeing her in Fishnets makes total sense as she looks like some kind of sea creature, and I am not talking about her steamed vagina, but her face as a whole…always had a goldfish in a bowl look to me… I feel like her encouraging old bitches to not be fat, to hose down their cunts, to try weird health and lifestyle tactics to better themselves, as silly and obnoxious or pretentious as it is..isn’t that bad. I mean if you’re going to be old you should have a leader or influencer to turn to…but that doesn’t mean we need to jack off to it…even though I know you are. Weirdo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
