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Kara Del Toro Bikini Erotica of the Day

Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Marciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in, She’s also in some bikini catalog pics…which I fucking hate…but like other Paul Marciano Guess? girls…she seems to have tits, which is really all we’d expect out of girl in bikini catalog pics…the flat chested models don’t show off the capabilities the bikini can do…and really seeing a hot chick with a hot body…who may not be the hottest but who is thankfully not a fat chick…is a relief. It means that not everyone is pandering to the fat chicks and that always feels nice to see. TO SEE A MILLION MORE PICS OF KARA DEL TORO CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kara Del Toro Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica of the Day

Silver Spoon’s Schroder’s daughter is crawling around on all fours in a bikini, for her own bikini line I think, since all the instagram sluts are doing bikini lines, to have an excuse to post themselves in a bikini and I respect the hustle for a few reasons…the first is the level of entrepreneurship involved in launching your own brand is impressive, especially with such a young woman. Taking the whole “my dad is rich from acting maybe, I’m not sure, actors didn’t make that much in the 70s”…and saying “I’m in charge of my own destiny”…..it’s also a solid tactic for those instagram jobs you can’t get when the brands stop paying out people to post their nonsense…it’s an “I don’t need you, I got my own business, I aint no influencer slave to the marketing people, I am the marketing people”……but the main thing that I respect the hustle for is the half naked crawling around on all fours it takes to promote the bikini line….it’s one of the better product lines to launch if you’re a hot half naked 18 year old chick…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day

Kristin Cavallari was on vacation the other day – and she wore a bikini – and I am not sure anyone cares because Kristin Cavallari was a reality star on a show many fucking years ago…who was cocky and bit by the fame big – thinking anything was possible for her EGO….and in the end her career dwindled but her access from her celebrity brought her to rich athlete cock…who she has had a bunch of kids with and is now just an Orange County slutty mom…which I guess is all these Orange County girl want in life…a pro athlete to buy them the house, the pool, the G-Wagon…so they can spend their days at the mall, at the spa…at lunch…talking shit on each other… Suburban…in a bikini….looking alright cuz she’s vain and can’t be fat. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day

Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst.. The post Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day

I always thought Wendy Williams was a man…. I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini… I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird…. Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state…. I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR…. This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it. IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King…. IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE… The post Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day

I always thought Wendy Williams was a man…. I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini… I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird…. Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state…. I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR…. This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it. IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King…. IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE… The post Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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What is All This Bikini About Britney Spears of the Day

Britney Spears posted some bikini erotica set to non-Britney Spears songs…and depsite being 35 and a mom of two…I loved it. I don’t know if this is a product of being crazy, or certifiable crazy, under the conservatorship of her pimping parents who like the money their genitals were able to make…or if this is a product of being used as a puppet… I just know that it’s Britney Spears in a bikini moving around like some kind of instagram model…and she looks pretty fucking good, except for the prison tattoos, the broken dreams, the emptiness in her eyes…but it is like an old stripper giving her all in a stage show amongst the youth…there’s a passion, drive, fight and experience that makes it all so good… Three videos: The post What is All This Bikini About Britney Spears of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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