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My friend Steve and I are very interested in Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is, (Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock)…..from wherever the fuck she was back in Mexico….because we like her tits and body… He has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, and technology in plastic surgery from Fillers to less intrusive procedures, she was able to become the women she always felt she was, but didn’t see in pics of herself, like every other girl… The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In the most important news of the day…Emma Watson is in a bikini….and you perverts are fucking loving it. I always found the Emma Watson obsession, or sexualization creepy, even though I am aware that she is over 18 years old and not creepy to sexualize.. I find it creepy because I know her core fan, the real deal fans, are into her because of Harry Potter and have loved her since Harry Potter, where she got her start at 10 years old… Meaning…they waited for these pics for a decade or more and that’s fucking perverted….real fucking perverted But I don’t judge perverts, I judge attention seeking whore celebrities attention seeking, but I always appreciate their tits and half nakedness…so maybe ,not all you Emma Watson fans are perverts, but then again we are all fucking pervert… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Watson Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….who was suspended from the tennis circuit for a year, not an entire career, because they pretended her meds were legitimate to cure real issues, even though they were used as performing enhancing drugs and were banned…something you’d think her doctors and team would be aware of…and were aware of…but they got caught..and when you get caught you eed to lie to get out of it, if you can’t prove the lie is a lie, you’re fine.. So now she’s back and she is in a bikini….showing off her performance enhanced body…that I don’t really appreciate despite my tennis fetish, a sport I used to love when the women were less ripped and the sport less aggressive, because they flashed panties and made what sounded like sex cries, but now, to compete with the powerful Williams sisters, they all need to bulk up, and that alone, is harder to jerk off to, unless you’re a queer, which you are, so here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Still a Cheater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kristin Cavallari was on vacation the other day – and she wore a bikini – and I am not sure anyone cares because Kristin Cavallari was a reality star on a show many fucking years ago…who was cocky and bit by the fame big – thinking anything was possible for her EGO….and in the end her career dwindled but her access from her celebrity brought her to rich athlete cock…who she has had a bunch of kids with and is now just an Orange County slutty mom…which I guess is all these Orange County girl want in life…a pro athlete to buy them the house, the pool, the G-Wagon…so they can spend their days at the mall, at the spa…at lunch…talking shit on each other… Suburban…in a bikini….looking alright cuz she’s vain and can’t be fat. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
What the world needs more of is girls like Oana Gregory…. I jumped into this post thinking she was some sex worker or sugar baby – which I guess is the same fucking thing – trying to get ahead or live the good life being pretty much a prostitute….I was like Gregory, that’s not her real name…. So I took it upon myself to google the bitch, and as it turns out…she’s far more famous than I expected. She’s not some instagram hooker sex working. She’s a Disney kid sex working… But I was right about one thing, her last name isn’t Gregory..that’s a stage name, stripper name, a name for the Execs at Disney who run the PEDO ring….it’s actually Oana Andreea Grigoru? …. You can follow Oana Gregory the Disney star turned Instagram thot… Or you can just get down here to her slutty bikini photoshoot where she spreads her legs to show us her mickey mouse ears….. Because you can be a Disney Kid and still a Romanian sex worker….the two aren’t mutually exclusive… More from her Instagram JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Oana Gregory Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Salma Hayek is old but so am I, so with that I can still point and laugh at discriminate, but at the same time I can still appreciate a set of monster tits. You see, when I was a young pervert, I would think that life after 30 made a girl obsolete, dead like her sex appeal, and back then…it was long ago…life expectancy was only 40 so I wasn’t that far off from the truth…but as things have evolved….more and more women have been taking care of themselves and by the age of 20 I realized there can be 50 year olds, even 60 year olds I would fuck cuz they still look good. It was few and far between, as most women just got lazy and gave up…but it happened…and now with social media, all these people are forced to stay fit and looking good, their feeds rely on it, so so many more 40 – 60 year old women are poppping up that are worth a fuck…even if as a concept it’s disgusting…. So…what I am saying Salma Hayek….felt old even when she was younger than me starting up at this…I’ve just always viewed her as a hot older lady…and that’s not just my Mexican pride, seeing as I am half Mexican… I just support all she does like the sturdy bikini top she’s wearing cuz her monster tits are still monster tits…and I will forever love them for that. Here are her tits boucnin JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Salma Hayek Tits on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne Bikini Squat is missing one thing… Her massive, too much rave drugs, pile of shit….you know she had because she has that fast metabolism still, she’s young and has muscle from her pre-raving fitness days… If you’ve ever been in rave bathrooms / jerked off in Rave bathrooms, you’ll know it’s the one place you can still get crabs….oh and there’s shit everywhere…cuz ravers, even fake ravers like this Disney idiot…are disgusting…and so is Bella Thorne. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Bikini Squat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Iskra Lawrence is part of the problem and not the solution.. As a fat man who can’t fit on the bus seats, plane seats, really any restaurant seat with arms, I feel like I have the right to say….fat is fucking terrible. As a fat man who has been married to a fat woman who is disabled from being fat, and who I have to actually wipe her ass down sometimes when her pancreas can’t produce enough digestive enzymes to digest the fat she eats and it ends up all over her gross thighs…. As a fat man who has no standards but knows enough to know that fat is disgusting, a liability, a health hazard, unattractive and gross. I can say that making the seats bigger for the fat people to be more comfortables, and by seats I mean bikinis, is just saying keep eating motherfuckers, die young, be medicated, we don’t care… This whole inclusivity, body positivity thing is nonsense that is created by people like the Kardashians who are the most vapid plastic surgery ridden women, to sell product to dumb fat chicks who want to believe they can have a good life….and if you’re Iskra Lawrence and in your “fat suit” to get famous…I guess you can…but to the poor suckers who are having fat normalized and are told it’s ok to be them…that’s just bad for everyone and the infrastructure and society as a whole…the health industry just can’t support it…and either can most structures. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tiny Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Izabel Goulart has a hot fucking body. I used to really appreciate her workout videos. I don’t think I’ve watched any of them in a very fucking long time because I fucking hate instagram…but there was a while where I was posting them all the time….you can probably check the archives if you care…and I probably wrote the exact same thing I’m writing now about old bitches who still like to walk the VS lingerie runway….so they stay in shape….who ditched out on the brand’s day to day angel-ing to move back to Brazil on her pile of money…..to focus on being close to 40 fucking years old and committed to health and nutrition…pretty much retired..not bad for a Brazilian…who may be a tranny, I mean the muscle tone coupled with hearing that Brazil has the best Trannies that look like women so long as you’re not scared of AIDS….and you’re not…because you’d wear it as a badge of “Look everyone, all the haters, I have proof I’ve had sex, POSITIVE PROOF”…. Either way, her body is mental… See how mental it is….and all it takes is diet and exercise slackers…don’t know how to take an athlete approach to winning at life. TO SEE MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Izabel Goulart Hot Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
