Eric Roberts daughter who I actually like as an actress even though I hate all actors….especially rich kids from cone heads who aren’t heavily connected to the Industry…who don’t need to put much effort into their acting careers since acting is a joke and who can just leverage their names to get jobs…. But Emma Roberts is skinny, in a bikini, accessible hot, fashionable, cool and smart you know cuz she reads books like an 8 year old with their Harry Potter…books and bikinis a new porn site idea thanks Emma Roberts. The post Emma Roberts Bikini Book Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I saw a ginger kid – a weird beady eyed ginger kid, dressed like Harry Potter the other day and I realized something I always knew and that being a ginger is a birth defect, or disability, or retardation. It is hard not to be terrifying when you are a ginger. The only hope is hot body, hot tits, and slutty behavior to distract us all…seriously… Bella Thorne is lucky she’s got a hot young body she exploits like all the social media girls…cuz it makes her less creepy than that Harry Potter looking ginger with the bug eyes totally genetically fucked up I saw this weekend…you know more fuckable…. The post Bella Thorne is a Christmas Troll of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In the most important news of the day…Emma Watson is in a bikini….and you perverts are fucking loving it. I always found the Emma Watson obsession, or sexualization creepy, even though I am aware that she is over 18 years old and not creepy to sexualize.. I find it creepy because I know her core fan, the real deal fans, are into her because of Harry Potter and have loved her since Harry Potter, where she got her start at 10 years old… Meaning…they waited for these pics for a decade or more and that’s fucking perverted….real fucking perverted But I don’t judge perverts, I judge attention seeking whore celebrities attention seeking, but I always appreciate their tits and half nakedness…so maybe ,not all you Emma Watson fans are perverts, but then again we are all fucking pervert… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Watson Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do…. I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY… Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters… This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market… Hot for Christmas…. The post Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think this is a perfect image, almost artistic, good social commentary.. Emma Watson, the rich as fuck, famous as fuck, Harry Potter harlot who was sold to the industry by her parents as a young person, because why not….walking but a beggar who looks crippled…with her religiousness hanging out…only to be ignored by the rich as fuck girl…who doesn’t even notice her because she is too busy caring about her egotistical damn self…disgusting humans…really..especially the rich famous ones.. This is like a BANSKY by the paparazzi, check out her round ass! Even though Banksy is just as attention seeking as all these other idiots cashing the fuck in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson’s Booty IGNORES CRIPPLED BEGGARS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sienna Miller may have never achieved household name as an actress, but if you toss out the male-female double standard and give credit where its due for bedding the best and brightest A-listers, then Sienna is a living legend. Yes, the official list now goes: Chamberlain, Nicholson, Brando, McQueen, Hefner … Miller. Actually, there are two Millers, because Arthur Miller deserves utmost props for banging Marilyn Monroe as a playwright. Anyway, Sienna has conducted high-profile relationships with Jude Law, Tom Sturridge, and Balthazar Getty (who was married at the time, but we’re not here to judge). Back in late 2015/early 2016, it was rumored that Miller dated Ben Affleck following his split from Jennifer Garner. The two filmed Live By Night together, and sources say they really hit it off on set. But either the relationship fizzled or it never really began, because Ben and Sienna went their separate ways not long after they finished promoting the film. But it doesn’t really matter, because these days, Sienna’s got bigger fish to fry. In fact, she’s reportedly been getting cozy with the most coveted newly-single fish in the sea. According to UK tabloid The Sun (so take this with all the grains of salt), Sienna is dating Brad Pitt. Sources say they’re not flirting, not hooking up, not canoodling (whatever the hell that means), but full-blown dating. An insider tells the publication that Sienna is giddy with excitement, but keeping things under wraps for the sake of Brad’s privacy: “It’s early days, but they are very into each other and enjoying a carefree, casual summer romance,” says the source. “They’re both absolutely determined to keep everything under wraps. Their goal is to explore things without any massive publicity. It could all fizzle out, so they’re waiting to see.” It’s worth noting that multiple tabloids claimed Brad was getting back together with Jennifer Aniston like two days ago, so you really have to wait and see with these rumors. But Brad and Sienna would make a lot of sense. (Certainly more so than Brad and Jen, what with Jen being married and all.) View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt And hey, even if Brad and Sienna only hooked up once, she’s still basically cemented her place as this generation’s most stone cold lady pimp. Feel free to proceed to the comments to inform us of how wildly offensive the term “lady pimp” is.
