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Bella Thorne is a Christmas Troll of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw a ginger kid – a weird beady eyed ginger kid, dressed like Harry Potter the other day and I realized something I always knew and that being a ginger is a birth defect, or disability, or retardation. It is hard not to be terrifying when you are a ginger. The only hope is hot body, hot tits, and slutty behavior to distract us all…seriously… Bella Thorne is lucky she’s got a hot young body she exploits like all the social media girls…cuz it makes her less creepy than that Harry Potter looking ginger with the bug eyes totally genetically fucked up I saw this weekend…you know more fuckable…. The post Bella Thorne is a Christmas Troll of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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NIcki Minaj Doesn’t Cover her Ass To Promote Her New Single of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicki Minaj is promoting her new single with this picture of her ass…because Nicki Minaj loves her ass, uses her ass to get as much attention as she can for her shitty music, which I guess is no different than what any girl on instagram does…I just know that the instagram ass rule is 70% of ass needs to be covered for it to be deemed appropriate – at least for the average person…but Nicki Minaj is famous, she doesn’t get reported, they need her on their platform to make it cool. Otherwise someone call start up PURGE-INSTAGRAM with no rules that only needs 10 celebrities to get into for instagram as a whole to crash and burn….it happened to Myspace..it will happen to these assholes. I believe… That said, for Nicki Minaj to cover 70 percent of her ass, she would require a lot of fabric that she probably doesn’t have available to her. In fact I think these are granny panties…that ass, as fun as it is to look at and to see her use to get more hits…is a birth defect instagram policies can’t hold against her….a birth defect I’d want to smother my face…as long as she’s not singing along..

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Karlie Kloss for Vogue Paris of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know Karlie Kloss as the outcast Victoria’s Secret model. The socially awkward, weird looking one with no real body who is potentially having sex with Taylor Swift… She’s obscure, awkward, tall and skinny, and despite loving tall and skinny, I find her sex appeal non existent..… She’s the one who came out of the fashion world and who everyone says “what the fuck is that”…but who makes a ton of fucking money being “what the fuck is that”….because I guess she’s good at it…and owns it and if you have what was probably considered a birth defect being a 6 foot 5 tall woman..worked out for her…like Downs Syndrome worked for Chris Burke… And for some reason, I think she looks great in these Vogue pics…

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Jordan Carver Ridicu-tits for Zoo of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’d like to say I just invented a word – Ridicu-Tits…. but feel countless bros and frat boys before me have likely used it…I was just too lazy to see if shit is trademarked…if it is…see you in court motherfucker… I am only doing this post on Jordan Carver because I have never done a post on Jordan Carver in the past and people who read the site are calling me out for not covering some of the most ridiculous sized tits that don’t have a wikipedia page…. Here she is in a shoot doing a hand bra for Zoo Magazine and it is just beyond ridiculous…and not nevessarily in a good way….I’ve had big tits and small tits…natural and implants and the ridiculous sized tits are always annoying to manage and almost comical to deal with… Being into this may be a dysfunction….living with tits this big…may lead to dysfunctional back….seriously….these are a joke…but go big or go home right?

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Maryna Linchuk Titties for Pop Magazine Spring/Summer 2012 of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve posted Marina Linchuk’s Nipples Before ….and these pictures don’t really have nipples…unless those aren’t flowers on her tits but a birth defect….but nipples aren’t what make a photoshoot hot….the bitch in the photoshoot makes it hot…ideally when her pussy is spread open and I can see anus….but sometimes being a 24 year old Belarusian with a modeling contract overrides that….and this is one of those times….probably cuz her strategic nudity gives me enough to prime me up…in what I call foreplay for my masturbation….