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Anais Pouliot Nipples for Vogue Russia of the Day

As a dude who loves fucking girls up the ass…for a few reasons from it being the only way I feel penetration with my small dick….as well as being the only way for the girl to feel my penetration….to it being the most fun contraceptive…cuz who want’s babies….to it allowing me to live out my priest and/or greek and/or prison fantasies without being a homo….coupled with the higher risk of contracting HIV…along with the fact that it makes girls feel like dirty whores…unless they are under 25…in which case every single one of them that I’ve met seem to love it….it is only natural for me to love girls named anus. She’s from Montreal…I’ve never met her….which is too bad…since she’s getting famous in the model world…and since I only want to fuck girls with modeling contracts….as well as the fact that if her name is anus she’s gotta be into anus…otherwise this whole thing would be a fucking lie….and I hate lies…

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Anais Pouliot Nipples for Vogue Russia of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence in Glamour UK of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is some 21 year old who hasn’t been all that famous, she’s from Kentucky, was nominated for an Academy Award in 2010 for Winter’s Bone, a movie I’ve never heard of and now she’s staring as a key charactere in Hunger Games a movie franchine based on a book that I’ve never heard of….cuz sci/fi is for virgins and I just can’t stand the shit and have never really been able to stand that shit…. Either way, it’s gonna be a big fucking movie empire and she’s going to be in the paparzzi eye and this is what she has to say about that: “In some ways, [living in the public eye] is a hard life, but it’s a great professional life,” she told Glamour. “I’m doing what I love, and then I get months and months rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year-old. I can’t stand it when actors complain.” Here are the pics of her in Glamour UK, not naked enough, but good enough to make me want to K-Fed her…but I’d K-Fed anyone at this point in my life just to get away from this hell….cuz I suck at life…

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Jennifer Lawrence in Glamour UK of the Day

Jordan Carver Ridicu-tits for Zoo of the Day

I’d like to say I just invented a word – Ridicu-Tits…. but feel countless bros and frat boys before me have likely used it…I was just too lazy to see if shit is trademarked…if it is…see you in court motherfucker… I am only doing this post on Jordan Carver because I have never done a post on Jordan Carver in the past and people who read the site are calling me out for not covering some of the most ridiculous sized tits that don’t have a wikipedia page…. Here she is in a shoot doing a hand bra for Zoo Magazine and it is just beyond ridiculous…and not nevessarily in a good way….I’ve had big tits and small tits…natural and implants and the ridiculous sized tits are always annoying to manage and almost comical to deal with… Being into this may be a dysfunction….living with tits this big…may lead to dysfunctional back….seriously….these are a joke…but go big or go home right?

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Jordan Carver Ridicu-tits for Zoo of the Day

Maryna Linchuk Titties for Pop Magazine Spring/Summer 2012 of the Day

I’ve posted Marina Linchuk’s Nipples Before ….and these pictures don’t really have nipples…unless those aren’t flowers on her tits but a birth defect….but nipples aren’t what make a photoshoot hot….the bitch in the photoshoot makes it hot…ideally when her pussy is spread open and I can see anus….but sometimes being a 24 year old Belarusian with a modeling contract overrides that….and this is one of those times….probably cuz her strategic nudity gives me enough to prime me up…in what I call foreplay for my masturbation….

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Maryna Linchuk Titties for Pop Magazine Spring/Summer 2012 of the Day