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Irina Shayk in a Slutty Cat Suit of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

` Irina Shayk put on a catsuit to celebrate Halloween, because it’s still Halloween in Russia, or at least it is for a hired vagina an actor as commissioned to make him a baby -girl’s gotta be ready to get in catsuits, lingerie, clown suits, whatever the weirdo actor is into on call, everyday of the week…because that’s what being a high paid escort who is giving a dude the girlfriend experience…he could be like – take out the trash dressed like Jay Leno in Crotchess panties while peeing yourself and girl would…like the strategic sex worker she is… Especially now that she hasn’t recovered from her baby weight…she’s gotta work extra hard to keep him roped in, you know so she gets a second kid with hi, the payout doubles.. STRATEGIC….sex worker.. The post Irina Shayk in a Slutty Cat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Beyonce’s New Video of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beyonce is the fucking worst, but people fucking love her. She’s got the world brain washed because either white people like watching black people do better than her…or maybe she’s just managed to market herself and brainwash people into thinking she’s a leader or has substance and value…while anyone with a brain knows that she’s polluting us with her image and lies… But in trying to be higher concept, big purpose, real deal, someone with depth, instead of a vapid candy coated piled of bullshit, she’s brought in ZULU nation tribal people, ruling in the plantaction house….and Serena Williams thighs for some black power shit…where she says “suck on my balls”….because like I’ve been saying all along…Beyonce is for sure a drag queen…and she’s given us so many clues of that her ENTIRE career…from going as far as calling herself a queen…and having a dick… Can it be considered cultural appropriation when the bitch trying to connect with the people – is living the white man dream – as white as fuck as white can be….not because she’s rich…but because she’s unrelatable… Garbage, this isn’t political – it’s entertainment, video’s shot alright though…too bad it’s Beyonce…oh – this is the Becky with the Good hair song, now I get the reference and hype – 5,000,000 people have watched this…what the fuck… The post Beyonce’s New Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy

Posted on June 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties… She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again…. She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter. The post Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk’s Strategic Nude of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk is one of my favorite models / sugar babies / mail order bride / hot as fuck scammer who has charmed her way into the hearts and boners of many – thanks to her dark hair and light eyes – porn to people who don’t realize they can buy their own soulless Russian bride – but there are no guarantees they won’t kill you in your sleep once they get their papers.. This Irina Shayk nude is not nearly nude enough, it’s almost offensive and like now that she’s in the A List fucking the A List, she’s getting arrogant…comfortable…but after the hard life of communism, we can give that to her while the rich guys GIVE it to her… The post Irina Shayk’s Strategic Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Quirky, Awkward, weird, very famous, very employable, always working, always winning awards because America or at least film producers fucking love her…Jennifer Lawrence….is on the cover of L’Officiel China, in what doesn’t even look like her, but that does make me laugh thanks to the eyebrows…one thick, one thinner, both different, all creepy.. Sure we’d all be happier with more nude selfies, hell I’d even prefer the Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence sex tape, something we can assume Amy Schumer will release in her strategic friendship with the star, that you know Amy Schumer, 15 year veteran comic, clearly an outsider from the entertainment industry for the longest fucking time, until something just hit for her, is being very cautious with…because she knows as much as the world knows…that she doesn’t deserve the success she’s got or the famous friends who are co-signingher shit.. Doesn’t matter…what matters is that Jennifer Lawrence was so average looking until I saw her tits, and her sleazy on all four selfies…really understanding the nude selfie and how it is meant to be done…studying it like a character she’s playing…and speaking to my soul as someone who gets nude selfies all day..that these were in fact official and from the heart… I guess I just figured out the mystery that is Jennifer Lawrence…it’s not all in the eyebrows…it’s just her “it” factor..she’s got it. The post Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is still pretty hot…but I find her boring.. I just feel as though she could have done so much when she was at her prime, you know before turning 30. Seriously, she’s done nothing beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret…and really she’s not doing much beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret on this shoot in St Barts, or what I like to call the strategic last push before the holidays to get their models in the gossip magazines…. But then someone I met told me that he fucked her, while she was dating the homo she’s now engaged to, and I guess that made her moderately more interesting…sure the guy I was talking to was a crazy person…but for some reason I believed him…at least more than when a homeless guy told me about how he had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and JFK…all while smelling like urine. SHe’s in a bikini…being fun…because she’s won at life – obviously.. She’s got an ass…like most people who aren’t amputees, hers is just better. The post Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isabeli Fontana may be old…but she’s still lovely…because she’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream…because for some reason these Victoria’s Secret people love girls from other countries…there must be a reason for that…maybe they are more affordable, easier to control, don’t have a legal team…who knows… More interestingly, she was abducted by the brand at 16, and due to some protest, because 16 in lingerie is creepy, she’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret.. Something that probably makes your pervert ass so mad, because 16 in lingerie for national billion dollar brands…is exhilarating for your masturbation…when I think it’s morally fucked up…and they shoulda gone to prison for it.. Well, now she’s still got tits, possibly bigger now than ever due to all her babies…and she’s showing a sliver of nipple which is better than no nipple…that’s a fact, google it. The post Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing… All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life.. The post The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford is Topless at 50 of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this strategic, no nipple picture of Cindy Crawford is from THESE PICTURES I ALREADY POSTED but I am going to assume that a strategic, no nipple topless picture at 50 is probably better than one with nipples, because she’s 50….and yes, I know 50 year olds are hotter now than they used to be, but they are still 50 despite what they are trying to tell you with their botox injections, yoga bodies all thanks to the billionaire don’t need to work too hard life… That said, I’m old, this doesn’t look like the 50 years I try to have sex with because I am pathetic…but not as pathetic as they are…and she’s still lovely 30 years after she started….which is more than I can say for pretty much anyone.. The post Cindy Crawford is Topless at 50 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenenr is a lovely creature, and I am all about her outfit… Her only downfall, is actually a huge downfall, and despite being lovely and in a great outfit, she needs to be taken out back and shot, thanks the family that she was dropped into and that she hasn’t disowned, because they are currently using her to stay on the map, to stay relevant and to keep the interest of the general public….using her skinny, fit, tight, model-like body.. The fact is that her genetics come from a horrible place, she shares DNA with horrible people, she represents a horrible time in pop culture, celebrity and Los Angeles…..not to mention she was also raised by these vapid cunts, and associates with those vapid cunts, and thus is a vapid cunt… But that doesn’t mean you don’t want to fill that emptyness…because when it is in picture..it’s good…. The post Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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