Sara Sampaio is braless at this event because she’s protesting her number one sponsor’s biggest revenue earner in an attempt to be as trendy as possible since the BRA is dead even if the BRA pays your damn bills and is the only reason you exist… But the fact is that Sampaio is of Portuguese roots, her life as a fisherman’s daughter makes her the kind of person who knows how to get what she needs to survive from the sea….so that all those bras she’s been gifted by her sponsors are better used tied together as a fishing net to feed a village rather than to work as a barrier between her nipples and her fans…true story bro… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio sunning her tits because she probably reads the blogs or listens to the podcasts of all these health and wellness gurus pushing you to sun therapy….standing naked in the sun for 10 minutes a day for wellness…like that is even a fucking thing….I’ve been standing naked anywhere I can for as long as I can remember because clothes are constricting…but I wasn’t smart enough to write an e-book on it, or over analyze it, or develop a program for all these desperate people to sign up to and try to participate in to fill the emptyness that is their existence… Or maybe she’s mad that Victoria’s Secret has replaced her with a TRANS with the same name who has is hotter, gets more hype and has less of a beard than her….so pull the titties out for attention trick. Also..have we ever seen these two in the same room…? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: James Macari / SPORTS ILLUSTRATED / Sports Illustrated Congratulations are in order for Jasmine Sanders ! It was announced today that Jasmine has been named Sports Illustrated 2019 Rookie of the Year! Sanders was chosen from an exceptional rookie class that included Camille Kostek, Haley Kalil, Halima Aden, Jasmine Sanders, Kelsey Merritt, Olivia Brower, Tara Lynn and Winnie Harlow. According to the press release: The Rookie of the Year title is awarded to a woman from the 2019 rookie class who embodies the brand and is exceptional in front of the camera and behind the camera. The Rookie is chosen based on a combination of popular vote, editor’s choice and an evaluation of proven history as an SI Swimsuit brand ambassador. Previous winners of the Rookie of the Year title include Chrissy Teigen (2010), Kate Upton (2011), Nina Agdal (2012), Kate Bock (2013), Sara Sampaio (2014), Kelly Rohrbach (2015), Barbara Palvin (2016), Bianca Balti (2017) and Alexis Ren (2018). Looks like she’s in GREAT company! Source: James Macari / SPORTS ILLUSTRATED / Sports Illustrated If you’ve been under a rock and don’t know much about Jas, she’s the model commonly known by her nickname – Golden Barbie. Sanders was born in Frankenthal, Germany and raised in Columbia, South Carolina. Sanders has appeared in campaigns with Bvlgari, Roberto Cavalli, MCM, Ralph Lauren, Ugg, Gap, Victoria’s Secret, Victoria’s Secret PINK and American Eagle. She’s also landed covers with Elle Magazine Turkey, Harper’s Bazaar Kazakhstan, Harper’s Bazaar Mexico, InStyle Russia, L’Officiel Switzerland, Lui Magazine, Ocean Drive. Congrats Jasmine! Hit the flip for more sizzling hot shots from Jasmine’s social media.
Who the fuck is Natalie Alyn Lind …and why is she making a black dude trap… I know Racism man…it is systematic….deeply ingrained in the psyche of the American people…don’t blame me! Blonde thick girls trying to get fucked…addicted to hip hop….as they are…doing viral summer Fourth of July videos with the titty bounce. I appreciate it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Natalie Alyn Lind Titty Shake Watermelon Murder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”.. She was represented by Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …post in her bio. She looks pretty good to me, but I could just be distracted by her tits…You know a fan of her style… But what do I know, I think all tits are worth looking at, but I am a dude who doesn’t get off the couch, who doesn’t work, who is totally out of touch, and who has had sex with some disgusting things…so I am a pretty easy target, easily pleased…I am all for low effort content…Give me all the clickbait you can, I will click… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Resing Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It amazes me how excited some of you people were about the Final Seasons of Game of Thrones that happened last night… I try to stay as disconnected as possible, I hate looking at my phone, social media, any of that…but I unfortunately know people in real life and all they were doing was talking about this show… I realize that I am probably more inclined to be friends with virgin losers who are into Dragon and Wizard shit…but I am not the kind of guy who likes Dragons or Wizrards. I do not see myself as a better, too cool for Dragons and Wizard kind of guy, I realize I am a loser on all aspects of all that I do….I accept that truth…but I just can’t connect with Dragons and Wizards….maybe it is Autism but I am sure Autistics fucking love this show….that Sci/Fi fantasy shit…is the worst thing for me… The only interesting thing about the show is the Tall bitch who is fucking or married to a Jonas Brother and even that isn’t exciting – but here she is in some pre-premiere Yoga with Goats for British Vogue…cuz why not do silly things with Celebs to craft a viral video..it is that easy. The post Sophie Turner Doing Yoga With GOATS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Em RatCow, like all the whores, is at Coachella, where she’s likely making more money than you do in a year to be there…. She stylized a nice video of her shaking her ass, now that she’s got an ass and it’s pretty hot..you can’t just be a set of tits to everyone… Despite hating on her all these years, and thinking she’s overrated and a bullshit model, who only exists cuz she’s got a great set of tits, one of the best sets of tits, I do respect her hustle, or polarizing of being a set of tits. There are so many tits out there who wish they were as big a deal as Rat Cow, and couldn’t pull it off… NOT TO MENTION…she’s out there starting her own clothing / bikini line, so that she can build a brand and not rely on other brands, which can potentially make her a shit ton of money…I wouldn’t got as far as to call her a genius other than choosing to get naked early on in life…but she’s smarter than a lot of these idiots who think instagram influencing is cool, life, the end goal so they don’t need to work… BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY….do you see what she’s strangling….a BLACK PUG…. Do you realize that as someone who has a black pug, and has had a BLACK PUG for the last 11 years….I am committed to all things PUG and all things that also love pugs…..we are a special type of person…and if anything…RAT COW is now Family to us….because of inbreeding…the best way. So this is my TRUCE…I will no longer be mean to her on the blog and I will celebrate her tits like I should …even if she looks like she is strangling her pug…the fact that she’s got a black pug of her own…makes her the most important tits on instagram… So show her some respect and masturbate to her. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a need to be associated with something. Even if it sucks…they don’t even realize it sucks…because they are too fucking into getting that photo so people think they matter or are current. The internet is full of idiots trying to be instagram models and celebs, or at least try to be part of that in their own watered down way…so they go where the “cool” people go…and Coachella is one of the stops on that Circuit…. So the festival and all the surrounding events have the people paid to be there by brands, cuz nothing says cooler than “I got paid to be here”…and the trickle down to people who worked all year to afford the trip….with no concern of the line-up or bands, but instead just filled with a desire to be part of something that has happened year after year… So at least for these girls, they were paid to be there…they have an excuse and all the other idiots there…are just fucking losers…. Here is the titty round-up. Check out the tits you missed out on – but that you can see right now, right here..in photos….for free…cuz despite being the losers we are…we don’t need to leave the house to be part of what the people who think of themselves as the cool kids…which I think makes us the smart ones… Plus, if you were there in person, the chances of seeing any of these whores would be zero…. So here we are winning the small wins while remaining fucking losers….. Alexis Ren and her frozen face Brooke Hogan is still around Token Black Girl Cardi B TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE Bunk Faced Bella Thorne Dick Rider Chantel Jeffries looking for her next victim MDMA’d Out Gigi Hadid Halsey still pretending to be black Jasmine Sanders showing off her tits Naughty Madison Beer in her Bra TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE Olivia Culpo Titty Pop 40 Year Old Paris Hilton Paris Jackson Escaping Neverland 60 Year Old Rachel McCord Romee Strijd…hot.. Elsa Hosk…Hottest TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE Sara Sampaio Sophie Mudd’s Tits Stella Maxwell Pussy Hunter Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Panties Madison Pettis and her Big Tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE COACHELLA TITS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I was looking at a picture of Sara Sampaio in some billboard I happened to be standing next to a billboard of her…maybe it was at Victoria’s Secret…I don’t know…but I do know that they didn’t smooth out her face and I could see her full beard….Sara Sampaio…the original bearded lady…and if you know Portugese people…that isn’t all that surprising…. But who cares about her beard….while she’s out on the beach showering for the fans….like she was her dad fishing in the Azores for his family to grill…as the portugese do…only the fish being cleaned is her….for her rich billionaire boyfriend to feast on….because rich billionaires like Victoria’s Secret models. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Outdoor Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I was looking at a picture of Sara Sampaio in some billboard I happened to be standing next to a billboard of her…maybe it was at Victoria’s Secret…I don’t know…but I do know that they didn’t smooth out her face and I could see her full beard….Sara Sampaio…the original bearded lady…and if you know Portugese people…that isn’t all that surprising…. But who cares about her beard….while she’s out on the beach showering for the fans….like she was her dad fishing in the Azores for his family to grill…as the portugese do…only the fish being cleaned is her….for her rich billionaire boyfriend to feast on….because rich billionaires like Victoria’s Secret models. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Outdoor Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
