This is the best Bella Thorne has looked in months. It’s not often that she looks cleaned up and normal. I hope this trend continues, but sadly the other picture I had to Photoshop her armpit hair out. I mean, if you going to grow that, you might as well grow your bush too. And clearly she has that trimmed. Such a phony.
Here is Bella Thorne modeling her whorish clothing line and doing a good job at it. I hope lots of girls buy this up because I think Bella may be the best designer out there! Between her so-so music, so-so acting and amazing fashion sense, is there anything this chick can’t do? On another note, I had to Photoshop her armpit hair out in the main pic. Chick is hairier than ever. Thankfully, I have some editing skills.
Lindsay Lohan is a magical creature sent from heaven, who must be an angel, not just because of how she makes me feel, but because she’s not dead, not because to live is to die…and dying is part of living…but LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive…so amazing that she has to be dead… It would explain her career….it would explain her celebrity….it would explain why her parents don’t care about her, she was a commodity and she still is….out there navigating the world alone….showing off her ARMPIT titty…a place where TIT doesn’t need to be, but for armpit fetishists, is as wonderful as Lohan fake Titty once was – despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead….she can still remain a fetish… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know about you but looking at this fat, dumpy Selena Gomez ass in fishnets being held the fuck together, pic she posted to instagram because she’s the most followed person on instagram, even more important than Kim Kardashian, which is so shocking considering Selena has been a Disney star with a huge following as a teen, then she dated Beiber the biggest Youtube star in our generation, to producing Spring Breakers a huge movie, all while producing shitty music, that people listen to… While Kim K…just had a shitty sex tape and Ryan Seacrest produced reality show… Shocking that someone who produces content and performs, not necessarily talented, but at least doing things more than being a vapid loser on permanent vacation…gets more love… But not as shocking as her CHEMO ass, looks just like all the CHEMO asses of dying girls at the hospital…right…because Selena milks her Chemo for LUPUS harder than she milks her Taylor Swift friendship.. The post Selena Gomez Sloppy Ass Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne has opened the gates to a new fetish that you probably didn’t know you had, but I knew I had the first time I was fucking a tall chick and my mouth only made it to her armpit and I just went deep in there with tongue…tasting all her scents in what seems more disgusting because she was unshowered and a crackhead, but that isn’t so bad if nicely shaved… Armpits, the upper body’s vagina…seriously, if you’re wife gets in a horrible accident, or if you aren’t desirable and can only date women born with no legs or genitals, or that’s just a product of a horrible accident, that you like because they can’t leave your abrasive loser ass, you’ll fuck the armpit when you get bored of the mouth..it’s your only option…making it something you should celebrate, even when you’re with girls with all their legs..and parts.. I’ve never fucked an armpit, but I know a dude who did all the time…it’s a thing…and here is Bella Thorne’s armpit looking hairy, at least hair for a ginger who should have transparant orange tinted hair, probably not doing the feminist not shaving armpits thing of last year, trying to be hip or whatever, like those free the nipple girls…but instead just being lazy and knowing people will jerk off to her under any and all circumstances… I guess I like this because it gives me hope that she’s got a rocking bush and I fucking love bush… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER AT WONDERCON CLICK HERE Here’s some getting some Tattoo Erotica: The post Bella Thorne Armpit Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think these pictures are some of Ellie Goulding’s best work… Here’s an interview I had with myself about it: Who’s Ellie Goulding? A UK Pop singer… Why do you care? You Don’t… Why did I post this? Her ass is bending over for the paparazzi while grinding up to her dude… Why is this important? It’s not…I just like watching people fuck, I’m a creepy pervert and I guess in world, this is as close to seeing her inner slut, until she leaks nudes or a sex tape when her celebrity starts fading… Is there anything I’d like to add? Yes, I am pretty depressed that like a teenage girl, I have a blog and talk about this nonsense, that I’ve never cared about, maybe that’s why I’m not successful….but still would have preferred this to have more anal. Do I think being successful is important? Not as important as finger fucking a UK popstar on the beach in public to try to find excitement in life… That interview sucked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexandra Marzella is up on the femoinist hustle… You know shaving her pussy into a perfectly porno landing strip, while growing out her armpit hair, to prove some kind of point I am unsure of…but know all these girls are all about it, and I don’t find that it looks cute, not that I care if a bitch is hairy, I’ve loved bush forever, I just find it irritating her armpit has more bush than her fucking bush does, which is what I am actually into…but I guess bush doesn’t really get much exposure to prove a point when in public… I just think these young feminists are right to want women’s rights or to fight people like the Kardashians for objectifying women in the media, it’s like fuck that trash, but the reality is, when they get naked and “empowered” they are essentially doing the same thing as Kim Kardashian…and more importantly, they are fighting a fight they’ve already won…but any excuse to get girls naked, works for me, that’s why I am a feminist, cuz I like empowering women through nudity…and I like nudity…and I fucking hate the Kardashians…but I still don’t like to fuck with Armpit hair…it just isn’t sexy to me, unless girl is on her period and her menstrual cup is stinky, and her armpit is the only thing I can fuck..it’s very Euro.. The post Feminist Armpit Hair and Trimmed Pussy Inconsistency for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past… Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images…. This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records… Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world… HEre’s her instagram…. The post Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Along with being the daughter of a billionaire who fucks models and the model he once fucked enough to have kids with…parents we can assume are stage parents who set up this life for what she assumes is her beautiful girl, the most beautiful girl, as egotistical people tend to feel about their kids….Gigi Hadid also wears tight pants….which is probably the most she has to think about in her vapid little spoiled brat life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid Vagina Definition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin Bieber, in some pervert Australian sexual deviant with too much money, who likes to party hard because that’s what Australians do, whether they are models or not…and that life consists of the Asian market, but also billionaires who “date her”…and by “date her”…I mean have her on Payroll because all billionaires want Victoria’s Secret models to add to their collection of pussy they have been up inside…you know like a conversation piece for their weirdo rich person self involved conversations…. The post Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .