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Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop… I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really… Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration.. I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty… That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chloe Grace Moretz In A Little Bikini Tease

Sometimes I forget that  Chloe Grace Moretz is a real actress, and not just another one of these professional hotties who got Snapchat famous and posts bikini pictures on social media for a living. But it turns out Chloe actually has a real job… walking around in a bikini for a movie. According to my sources, it’s called I Love You Daddy , and if the rest of it is anything like this clip, it’s a lock for Best Picture at the Oscars this year. Yow.

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Chloe Grace Moretz In A Little Bikini Tease

Sometimes I forget that  Chloe Grace Moretz is a real actress, and not just another one of these professional hotties who got Snapchat famous and posts bikini pictures on social media for a living. But it turns out Chloe actually has a real job… walking around in a bikini for a movie. According to my sources, it’s called I Love You Daddy , and if the rest of it is anything like this clip, it’s a lock for Best Picture at the Oscars this year. Yow.

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Bella Thorne Fever Continues

OK, so I know this is pretty tame by Bella Thorne standards. Considering she’s usually topless , or showing off her ass , or licking something (or someone)  basically 24/7, seeing Bella drink a Coke in her kitchen while showing off her sexy stomach and nipple piercing is downright tame by comparison. She’s practically Mormon. But don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll be back in a thong by lunch. Fingers crossed.

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Bella Thorne Fever Continues

Bella Thorne Fever Continues

OK, so I know this is pretty tame by Bella Thorne standards. Considering she’s usually topless , or showing off her ass , or licking something (or someone)  basically 24/7, seeing Bella drink a Coke in her kitchen while showing off her sexy stomach and nipple piercing is downright tame by comparison. She’s practically Mormon. But don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll be back in a thong by lunch. Fingers crossed.

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Tattoo of the Day

Nothing says “My mom whored me off to execs at a young age, so I broke free at 18, walked around half naked, cut off my sloppy tits, only to regrow more tit, like a lizard growing limbs” quite like a tattoo that some broken girl who eats her feelings got that runs across her ass and that reads some really silly quote…that we can assume she finds inspiring and empowering, which in and of itself is hilarious, because it’s just a dumb fucking tattoo… At least she’s posting up pics of the shit, like all these tattoo getting braggers…pretending they are unique and don’t care what other people think of them, while showing the world with all their ink just how much of a poser, lost, lose they are… The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a magical creature sent from heaven, who must be an angel, not just because of how she makes me feel, but because she’s not dead, not because to live is to die…and dying is part of living…but LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive…so amazing that she has to be dead… It would explain her career….it would explain her celebrity….it would explain why her parents don’t care about her, she was a commodity and she still is….out there navigating the world alone….showing off her ARMPIT titty…a place where TIT doesn’t need to be, but for armpit fetishists, is as wonderful as Lohan fake Titty once was – despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead….she can still remain a fetish… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day

Em Rata is a hooker….maybe not an official hooker, she has a boyfriend, but she’s a hooker to me…and that’s what matters… She’s taking on Cannes today, because she’s classy, and goes to all the fancy fucking places in her attempt to polarize her titty whoring into being something fashionable….and luxurious…because in her mind she’s not a trollin’ but instead she’s a famous bitch…unless I am wrong about her and she knows it’s all one big joke…in which case…I appreciate her…because I have committed my life to trolling and meeting a troll when being a troll may mean we are soul mates…celebrated our love…through the internet…instead of enemies….you know it’s all a matter of perception… That said, I like to think of her as a hooker, who is polarizing the big tits, while showing her tits, at an exclusive event like Victoria Silvestedt Cannes…so exclusive….magical…she’s made it. The post Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Works It Good

Here is the only hot Kardashian, Kendall Jenner taking a little hike while showing off her little cleavage and tight booty. As much as I hate her porn star sister, I’m a fan of Kendall and will always be as long as she keeps that body fit. However, I would like her to follow Kim’s footstep and make a sex tape of her own. Fingers crossed. » view all 11 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo Nipples in Vogue Spain of the Day

I can’t take Victoria’s Secret Behati Prinsloo seriously…even when she’s doing a Vogue Spain shoot…while showing her nipples because that’s the key to modelling and nipple is the only way to be taken seriously…not because I hate Victoria’s Secret models with stupid names…or more importantly nipples…but because…she’s marrying Adam Levine and that means he cums in her, and more importantly, he dumped her, fucked another model, and ran back to her like a man who has the authority to take these models and have his way with them…even though he’s a massive fucking pussy sent here from the devil to brainwash us with shitty music and Bar Mitzvah DJ charisma… But here are her nipples anyway.

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