Fat Ariel Winter who dresses provocatively because she’s just trying to live her best life….fat or not..in this fat is normalized, body positivity, inclusivity, every body is a good body bullshit that we all know is a lie designed to sell product…but it what is going on in society…and seeing as she’s not that fat and trying to upset her mother..who she has issues with for whoring her….she just brings it out all the time… She’s had some freak out on social media for being a cow, or something about her eating too many burgers as a cow and that’s cannibalism….but she’s still bringing the tits out….in a titty pride shirt about whether her nipples offend you, which they shouldn’t we like nipples, whether they are on monster tits that can’t be killed so matter how many times you hack them off….or not.. It’s the shorts that offend me…like we need her fecal matter all over the public places she sits when catching her fat girl breath. She is the reason there is feces on planes, feces on movie theatre seats…it’s SHORTS like this that can’t handle the ass they are craddling… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Troll Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop… I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really… Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration.. I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty… That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dakota Fanning creeps me out… Whether she’s doing the bikini thing for social media – like girls her age – trying to assimilate and conform to girls her age – after being this weird little Robot actress when she was a little kid who I saw in interviews and knew that something wasn’t right…maybe a glitch in her code, in her matrix, something…that they’ve worked out to allow her to be just a basic instagram attention seeker…and not some 8 year old Oscar nominee… I like to see young starlets reduce themselves to bikini selfies like EVERY single girl out there. It’s refreshing to know that the addiction applies to all walks of life. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have said it before and I’ll say it again. I am a big fan of Vanessa Hudgens….from Disney kid on a hugely popular show, to whatever the fuck else she does, she’ll always be one of the early adopters to sending nude pics to her boyfriend, who leaked the pics to the internet, allowing us all to see her thick bush and titties, starting a trend that I will forever be grateful for. I will never forget what she contributed to the world during High School Musical years…and whatever she’s up to now, she’s got a A+ from me…I support it. These are day 2 of bikini selfies, hotter cuz we know she’s got pics of the bikini pulled to the side on her camera roll…and that alone makes her great. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Day 2 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know why I posted the wrong picture of the Demi Lovato bikini selfies, but I did….because it’s all about her fat ass in the bathing suit…not her fat tits…in what is overall a very weird marketing strategy….because girl was all about being “inclusive” and “not shaming” and “Body Positive”…yet positioning herself like an instagram thot with them tits and ass out…a few months later – because what it comes down to is that the whorish pics are the best pics and the whorish pics are what people want to see and the whorish pics gives the girl the feedback she likes…because she’s been working out…you know all to piss off her boyfriend…or ex boyfriend in a “look at me I’m hot”…way…and as much as I hate it, that ass looks good bro…. Here she is on New Years getting paid….with them titties out…like a stripper… TO SEE MORE DEMI LOVATO ON NEW YEAR EVE CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Liz Hurley is a pretty thisty attention seeking older lady – who like Pam Anderson probably really puts a lot of importance on her looks and doesn’t like to be reminded of how old and haggard she is – by being exposed to younger prettier girls – unless those girls can be sacrificed and their virgin (as if anyone is a virgin) blood drank in efforts to find a new aging remedy….you know this botox face injection shit can only go so far…eventually it will require some artist or 3D Animator used to making claymation to build them out…. Sugar babies of the 90s, turned people of their own, moms and money grubbing, bikini empires, and now bikini selfies…for social media because the body is there, hell she’d die before being fat sloppy pig…it just won’t happen..Liz Hurley won’t let it…. More women should be this vapid, vain and disciplined. The post Liz Hurley Doesn’t Stop the Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know Rita Ora isn’t as big of a household name as some of her fellow British pop stars, and sure, Adele’s probably got a nicer voice or whatever. I don’t really know, since I’ve still never listened to a single one of Rita’s songs. But she does have something the rest of those wannabes don’t have: a killer bikini body and a bunch of amazing bikini pictures on her Instagram. And really, isn’t that more important? It is to me and the Little Tuna anyway…
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on Paris Hilton . Chances are, with all the other Snapchat-wannabes and “professional” Instagram models out there, you probably forgot all about her. I know I did. But you’ve got to respect the trailblazers, and none of those hotties would be half as famous today if it weren’t for Paris making posing in bikinis and having rich parents into a legitimate full-time job. So here’s a few new bikini selfies and sexy pictures from the OG hot nobody, for old times’ sake.
Ariel Winter doesn’t just use Instagram to share embarrassing throwback photos — Most of the time, the photos that she shares are fresh and gorgeous. Whether she’s hanging out in daisy dukes or wearing a bikini and posing on a pizza , Ariel Winter’s entire Instagram is pretty much one elaborate thirst trap. And she’s just added some more. This time, it takes the form of an Instagram story, a skimpy bikini, and a very appropriate use of the peach emoji. So, given context and Ariel’s “before and after” caption — followed by the peach emoji, it looks like these three photos are a behind-the-scenes look at a photoshoot of hers. In the first photo, Ariel herself is off to the side. (Don’t worry, she’s featured much more prominently later) She’s wearing a super skimpy bikini. Like, the bottom is just an elaborate thong. A friend of hers or member of her entourage leans in to get a picture. (Almost upstaging Ariel with those very deliberate slashes in their own jeans — that’s a good look) Ariel is sitting down, which puts her butt at a great angle to be photographed for maximum flattery … as you’ll see below. But first, Ariel shares this photo of the kind of look that she was serving for this photoshoot. Her body is mind-blowing. Like, we already knew that, but it’s good to be reminded sometimes. We don’t know what kind of filter that pic was using, but the effect gives everything a dreamlike quality. Not like a real dream, but like how dreams look on television. The effect, with the lights reflecting in the water, makes a great backdrop. Ariel Winter’s skin is positively glowing and her hair is catching the light. Even though these are behind-the-scenes shots, she still looks amazing. And yes, it’s definitely Ariel Winter even though we don’t see her face. First of all, this story is on her Instagram. Second of all, in that pic of her from the front, you can see what is clearly Ariel Winter’s butt tattoo . This one reads: “Love is everything and asks for nothing.” But third of all … remember when we mentioned how appropriate the use of the peach emoji was? Yep. Ariel Winter’s butt is unmistakable. It’s like a fingerprint, but better. The peach emoji, of course, represents butts. Particularly excessively shapely ones — like Ariel’s. Now, look, there is so much more to Ariel Winter than her badonkadonk. She’s a brilliantly well-spoken young woman, she’s courageously overcome so much , and she’s a talented actress. Ariel feels confident in her amazing body and clearly enjoys showing it off, on her terms. She wants people to appreciate how she looks — again, on her terms. We don’t know exactly what photoshoot this is from. We imagine that her face was cropped out of the photos that she shared in order to not spoil the entirety of the photoshoot. In fact, there might even be video taken from that night. We’ll have to keep an eye out on Ariel Winter’s Instagram page and elsewhere to see when the official photos from that night crop up. Ariel Winter is such a gift. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!
Just because Danielle Mullins and Mohamed Jbali are no longer married doesn’t mean that the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? couple is done forever with reality television. In fact, it sounds like Danielle already has something lined up. The best 90 Day Fiance couple would have to be Kirlyam and Alan Cox, right? In case you missed it, Kirlyam Cox is pregnant and due in just two months! The worst couple on that series would easily be Anfisa Arkhipchenko and Jorge Nava and their toxic , sometimes violent relationship. Paola Mayfield and Russ are somewhere in the middle. Mohamed Jbali and Danielle Mullins may not be as bad as Anfisa and Jorge, but they’re still pretty close to the bottom. As a couple, they were so toxic together that they’re now divorced. In the end, while Mohamed came across as selfish and sleazy and probably a cheater , Danielle herself didn’t seem like a great person. Which is a shame, because she could have tried to present herself as a sympathetic victim. People would have ignored Mohamed’s claims that she had a strange, foul body odor if she’d made herself likable, you know? Instead, she comes across as spiteful. It seems like she set out to ruin Mohamed Jbali’s life as punishment for not having sex with her except for that one time that they banged . Mohamed himself isn’t a great person, either. But after the way that Danielle treated him, people hardly blamed him for hiding from her. (Remember when Mohamed Jbali was missing ? He was okay, but that was weird ) In an interview, Danielle Mullins announces that she’s going to be on more reality shows. (Probably starting with From Not To Hot , though that’s really a guess) Specifically, she’s signed on with GR Media, who’ve represented … um, such esteemed individuals as Mama June and Farrah Abraham. And Danielle is crediting her haters for her continuing career. “Well, I can say that because of their hate, I’m going to be starting a new journey.” Ah, yes. Because of their hate. For the record, we think that people were hateful because she and Mohamed had an aggressively toxic relationship. There’s a difference between a person on television whose storyline people enjoy and a person who will get people to follow them. We have yet to see whether Danielle can attract viewers out of the context of a dysfunctional engagement and a crumbling marriage. Danielle Mullins says that what makes her so appealing is her popularity, though, so maybe GR Media knows something that we don’t. “Because I’ve been so popular with the 90 Day series, I’ve recently signed on with Gina Rodriguez [head of GR Media] to manage me. And she’s the manager of Mama June. So she has some big plans for me.” Again, these are also the people behind Farrah Abraham. So … if Danielle makes a transformation on From Not To Hot , is she also going to follow it up with a sex tape? If so, we’re guessing that Mohamed Jbali will take a hard pass. There’s too much bad blood between them, for sure. As for 90 Day Fiance , Danielle isn’t sure that she’s going to appear on the show again. “I don’t know if we’ll be back for another season because, like I said, I signed with Gina, and she has another show in mind for me.” We look forward to the announcement of what it will be. (Though, again, signs point to From Not To Hot ) View Slideshow: 17 Radical Celebrity Transformations
