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Ariel Winter: Y’all HAVE to See My Embarrassing Throwback Pic!

Ariel Winter posted a photo of herself — and she’s not wearing a bikini on a slice of pizza this time. No, this throwback photo is a little less surreal than that. And, believe it or not, it is the least sexy photo of Ariel Winter that we’ve seen in a long time. Now, in addition to being a talented actress and a genuinely good person, Ariel Winter is a beautiful young woman. She’s an adult and she can show as much or as little skin as she wants. Ariel tends to show a decent amount of skin, and even flaunted a butt tattoo very recently. That’s her right. It’s also, you know, awesome for people who enjoy looking at her. Because she’s gorgeous and usually sexy. What you’re about to see is Ariel Winter’s least sexy photo, ever. Not because she looks ugly in it. Not because she has braces. (Though it’s kind of tangentially related to that) But because, when this photo was taken, Ariel Winter was just a kid. That much is obvious. We don’t just mean the braces — my family’s dentist wore braces a few years back and he’s, you know, old enough to be a dentist. But this Ariel Winter at her most baby-faced. The glitter around her eyes clearly indicates that she’s at a school dance, because no one else outside of certain weird scifi movies wears eye makeup like that. Her hair’s in an updo that screams high school event. And, let’s be real — wearing braces usually happens some time during or just after middle school. She looks absolutely adorable. She captioned the photo: “#tbt to braces and this hair tho y’all” It’s great that she’s in a place in life where she has zero hesitation about sharing old and potentially embarassing photos of her. (Nor should she — she looked precious!) And while some celebrity kids bear little to no resemblance to their adult selves … (Looking at you, ever-bustier Kylie Jenner ) … You can really see that this is, for sure, Ariel Winter. She has the same cute apple cheeks, the same eyes, the same chin, the same smile. She even has the exact same cute little button nose. She’s just not today’s Ariel Winter who parades about in daisy dukes with her boyfriend’s family. We know that Ariel Winter didn’t have a good childhood . It sucked, actually, thanks to her awful, toxic mother . That’s why Ariel got emancipated when she was still a minor. Sometimes, people who had awful childhoods end up as adults who have trouble functioning. The habits and self-preservation instincts that help you manage through the nightmare that is your early life don’t work at all once you’re free. The trick is to then find new coping mechanisms so that you can actually enjoy your new life. We don’t know how Ariel managed to adjust so well, so quickly, but we’re really proud of her. She’s a success story, career-wise, but she’s also personally successful, with a loving boyfriend and a long and happy life in front of her. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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This is What a 16-Pound Baby Looks Like

To be clear, we’re talking about a 16-pound newborn baby. And yes, this is a human baby that we’re talking about. There are some big newborns in this world, but not all of them make doctors wonder if the scale is broken. This prodigious boy is named Waylon Cole, and he was 16-pounds when he was born. (We can be kind of judgmental about baby names, but Waylon Cole is a genuinely good name, and with Cole as a middle name, he has a great backup if he doesn’t like being called Waylon ) Waylon’s father, Edmond Hallet, says that people in the delivery room thought that they’d broken the scale when trying to weigh the 16-pound baby . “The doctors and nurses were like, ‘Oh my god!’” Well, that’s pretty understandable in terms of reactions. Waylon was, of course, delivered via cesarean section, which is why he and his mother are still alive. But while the family expected that he would be a big baby, they honestly didn’t realize how large he’d become. “We ended up weighing him three times because no one could believe he actually weighed 16 pounds. At first I thought maybe the scale was broken.” The average newborn human weighs 7.5 pounds. The scales were telling them that Waylon weighed more than two average newborns. About 95% of babies weigh anywhere from about 5.5 pounds to 10 pounds. Some babies weigh slightly less when they’re placed on the scale. It’s not uncommon for a newborn to expel their meconium before even getting weighed. (Meconium is a bit of excrement, comprised of things that the baby ingested in utero — we’re talking cells, bile, and water) That can tip the scales and make a baby’s weight seem slightly less dramatic. But nothing, one way or the other, was going to make Waylon Cole seem like anything else than a giant. Waylon is 28-year-old Whitney Hallett’s fourth child, by the way. The other babies were within the range that’s usually considered to be big. The smallest was 8 pounds, 8 ounces. The second-smallest was 9 pounds, 14 ounces. The previous heavyweight champion of the Hallett family was born at 11 pounds, 1 ounce. Obviously, Waylon Cole has knocked those records out of the park. He’s kind of knocked every other baby’s weight out of the park. Whitney had gestational diabetes, which can impact people who are pregnant. One potential effect of gestational diabetes is that the babies can grow especially large. But obviously Waylon Cole is a significant outlier. Waylon has now grown to 17 pounds and 7 ounces, and though he apparently sleeps more than the Hallett family’s other children did as babies, he’s totally healthy. A lot of babies set records at their respective hospitals, but we’ve never seen any newborn whose weight measured up to Waylon. View Slideshow: Florida Woman Gives Birth to Record-Sized Baby: See the Pics!

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This is What a 16-Pound Baby Looks Like

To be clear, we’re talking about a 16-pound newborn baby. And yes, this is a human baby that we’re talking about. There are some big newborns in this world, but not all of them make doctors wonder if the scale is broken. This prodigious boy is named Waylon Cole, and he was 16-pounds when he was born. (We can be kind of judgmental about baby names, but Waylon Cole is a genuinely good name, and with Cole as a middle name, he has a great backup if he doesn’t like being called Waylon ) Waylon’s father, Edmond Hallet, says that people in the delivery room thought that they’d broken the scale when trying to weigh the 16-pound baby . “The doctors and nurses were like, ‘Oh my god!’” Well, that’s pretty understandable in terms of reactions. Waylon was, of course, delivered via cesarean section, which is why he and his mother are still alive. But while the family expected that he would be a big baby, they honestly didn’t realize how large he’d become. “We ended up weighing him three times because no one could believe he actually weighed 16 pounds. At first I thought maybe the scale was broken.” The average newborn human weighs 7.5 pounds. The scales were telling them that Waylon weighed more than two average newborns. About 95% of babies weigh anywhere from about 5.5 pounds to 10 pounds. Some babies weigh slightly less when they’re placed on the scale. It’s not uncommon for a newborn to expel their meconium before even getting weighed. (Meconium is a bit of excrement, comprised of things that the baby ingested in utero — we’re talking cells, bile, and water) That can tip the scales and make a baby’s weight seem slightly less dramatic. But nothing, one way or the other, was going to make Waylon Cole seem like anything else than a giant. Waylon is 28-year-old Whitney Hallett’s fourth child, by the way. The other babies were within the range that’s usually considered to be big. The smallest was 8 pounds, 8 ounces. The second-smallest was 9 pounds, 14 ounces. The previous heavyweight champion of the Hallett family was born at 11 pounds, 1 ounce. Obviously, Waylon Cole has knocked those records out of the park. He’s kind of knocked every other baby’s weight out of the park. Whitney had gestational diabetes, which can impact people who are pregnant. One potential effect of gestational diabetes is that the babies can grow especially large. But obviously Waylon Cole is a significant outlier. Waylon has now grown to 17 pounds and 7 ounces, and though he apparently sleeps more than the Hallett family’s other children did as babies, he’s totally healthy. A lot of babies set records at their respective hospitals, but we’ve never seen any newborn whose weight measured up to Waylon. View Slideshow: Florida Woman Gives Birth to Record-Sized Baby: See the Pics!

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Ariel Winter: I Got Crabs!

Ariel Winter clearly knew that, when she shared this new photo, the jokes would write themselves. So she decided to preempt us all in the captions. And you know what? Good for her. Ariel Winter shared this photo, and included her own joke. Effectively beating us all to the punch. Her caption? “I got crabs in Delaware.” We love a girl with media awareness and a sense of humor. Most STIs aren’t considered a laughing matter. Like, when Jenelle Evans suggested that an Instagram troll had AIDS was absolutely not funny in the slightest. But pubic lice, often referred to as “crabs,” are different. First of all, they’re neither deadly nor incurable. Second of all, crabs are actually dying out. (Not the crustaceans) While supermodel Ashley Graham may have a full bush and Amber Rose flaunted her bush on Instagram , pubic hair is way less popular these days than it was for most of the 20th Century. This isn’t the first period of time in history when removing body hair has been fashionable, of course. But pubic lice are really taking a hit because so many people’s grooming habits are destroying their habitats. While no one (aside from maybe a few entomologists) mourns their passing, some wonder if there’s a real chance that “crabs” jokes might need to be explained to future generations. It’s nice to think that at least one STI could naturally go extinct. (But scientists still need to work on, you know, curing all of the others) (…Also we never know when fashion trends will reverse, so crabs could see a huge comeback — so don’t get too comfortable) Ariel Winter’s sense of humor is really refreshing. Some stars seem totally oblivious of how they might be perceived. Or at least what people might say or joke based on what they’re seen doing. We all remember when Rob Kardashian cluelessly used the eggplant emoji when talking about his mother. (He meant literal eggplant stew that she was making but … that’s not what that emoji means) Ariel Winter knows that people are going to remark — she’s grown up as a celebrity — so she just goes for it. Sometimes, as with the crabs, it seems like she sets people up for jokes. Which is just super nice of her. Ariel Winter’s bikini pics don’t need the extra creative flare, but we’re glad that she goes for it anyway. She could have done a follow-up photo with her cute but much-older boyfriend Levi Meaden . If he’d, say, been handing her one of those crabs, or presenting her with a plate of them … You get it. We’d be able to joke that he gave her crabs. (With a joke that about how he got them from the waiter!) But Ariel Winter already gives us so much. It would be too selfish to demand more. Plus, maybe Levi Meaden’s new acting gig is keeping him busy. For my part, I’m not big on eating arthropods, whether they’re crickets or crabs. Actually, I’m not big on seafood in general. (Except in the form of sushi) But I absolutely adore Ariel Winter. How can you not? View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Ariel Winter: I Got Crabs!

Ariel Winter clearly knew that, when she shared this new photo, the jokes would write themselves. So she decided to preempt us all in the captions. And you know what? Good for her. Ariel Winter shared this photo, and included her own joke. Effectively beating us all to the punch. Her caption? “I got crabs in Delaware.” We love a girl with media awareness and a sense of humor. Most STIs aren’t considered a laughing matter. Like, when Jenelle Evans suggested that an Instagram troll had AIDS was absolutely not funny in the slightest. But pubic lice, often referred to as “crabs,” are different. First of all, they’re neither deadly nor incurable. Second of all, crabs are actually dying out. (Not the crustaceans) While supermodel Ashley Graham may have a full bush and Amber Rose flaunted her bush on Instagram , pubic hair is way less popular these days than it was for most of the 20th Century. This isn’t the first period of time in history when removing body hair has been fashionable, of course. But pubic lice are really taking a hit because so many people’s grooming habits are destroying their habitats. While no one (aside from maybe a few entomologists) mourns their passing, some wonder if there’s a real chance that “crabs” jokes might need to be explained to future generations. It’s nice to think that at least one STI could naturally go extinct. (But scientists still need to work on, you know, curing all of the others) (…Also we never know when fashion trends will reverse, so crabs could see a huge comeback — so don’t get too comfortable) Ariel Winter’s sense of humor is really refreshing. Some stars seem totally oblivious of how they might be perceived. Or at least what people might say or joke based on what they’re seen doing. We all remember when Rob Kardashian cluelessly used the eggplant emoji when talking about his mother. (He meant literal eggplant stew that she was making but … that’s not what that emoji means) Ariel Winter knows that people are going to remark — she’s grown up as a celebrity — so she just goes for it. Sometimes, as with the crabs, it seems like she sets people up for jokes. Which is just super nice of her. Ariel Winter’s bikini pics don’t need the extra creative flare, but we’re glad that she goes for it anyway. She could have done a follow-up photo with her cute but much-older boyfriend Levi Meaden . If he’d, say, been handing her one of those crabs, or presenting her with a plate of them … You get it. We’d be able to joke that he gave her crabs. (With a joke that about how he got them from the waiter!) But Ariel Winter already gives us so much. It would be too selfish to demand more. Plus, maybe Levi Meaden’s new acting gig is keeping him busy. For my part, I’m not big on eating arthropods, whether they’re crickets or crabs. Actually, I’m not big on seafood in general. (Except in the form of sushi) But I absolutely adore Ariel Winter. How can you not? View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Anne V is old as fuck…she’s pushing 40 and for a model that makes her as disgusting as you’d expect her to be…but not as disgusting as the MOST disgusting thing I know about her…and that is that she’s fucked or “dated”…which I assume means fucked that poofter from Maroon 5….Adam Levine…modelfucker because it makes him feel less faggot for his stupid money making rockstar who I hate hearing every time I hear his bullshit…rape my ears…… She’s now a mom to a kid named Alaska…her baby daddy is a Dot Com billionaire who runs Yahoo!….because nerds get model pussy you know…. She still looks good…despite being old as fuck and a mom….because Russians, she’s Russian, are experts at this shit…. The post Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Bikini Selfies of the Day

The most interesting gossip I have on Josephine Skriver is that she was a virgin before she got with the model fucker she’s dating…she saved herself for him…or he manipulated her to get her fuck on…after being sexually confused as her robot or genetically modified human grown in a lab to a homosexual biologist and sold off to Victoria’s Secret hadn’t really explored that side of her….all it took was moving to New York and finding a seasoned creeper to work his way in…. I have no idea why I know that she was a virgin before this dude she’s dating, but I know that it is one of the more interesting gossip pieces in a world where all girls are whores… That’s not to say she’s not a dirtbag with herpes, it only takes once, but I do like that she didn’t fuck to get her career, she rode being hot as fuck to carry her…because we know the deadbeat she’s with doesn’t do shit for her career…and she’s still relevant and followed by perverts everywhere…but I guess once you break the seal, the pussy filling follows…because like a murderer…she’s got a taste for the blood… TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Naughty InstaSelfie!

I’ve got some good news. Looks like Kendall Jenner is taking a break from shooting all those dumb videos and lame photoshoots she’s been doing lately to get back to what’s really important: posting sexy bikini selfies on Instagram. It’s all about priorities, people. And I’m just glad Kendall’s finally got hers back on track. Enjoy. Continue reading

Ariel Winter Stuns in First Swimsuit Photo of 2017!!!

Question: what have we mere mortals ever done in our entire history as a society to deserve something so precious, so beautiful, so ridiculously hot as Ariel Winter? Answer: not one damn thing. We don’t deserve Ariel, and that’s a fact. She’s too good for us . And yet, she’s still here, and she’s still giving so much of herself so that we miserable peasants can catch one little glimpse at true beauty . And that’s how we have this, the very first Ariel Winter swimsuit Instagram post of 2017. Looks like the year is off to a pretty wonderful start right now, huh? This glorious photo was taken while Ariel was on vacation in Bora Bora, and don’t you just love it? Even if you’re not the type to get all excited about some boobs — though let’s be real, is that even a type that exists? — you can still admit how amazing she looks here. She went for a simple black high-cut swimsuit, nothing too crazy. It’s elegant, and it just goes to show that she’s capable of pulling off more looks than just the racy ones. But if you had your heart set on racy, you know our girl had that front covered, too: That’s a photo she shared on Snapchat of the absolutely breathtaking view in Bora Bora. Are we talking about the water and the sky, or her ass? It’s hard to say. And if you were confused about exactly why we think that Ariel Winter is too good for this world , well, maybe that photo has given you an idea of what we’re talking about. Of course, Ariel didn’t go all the way to the South Pacific by herself. She brought along a few friends with her, and one of them was kind enough to snap this darling photo of her and another friend swimming: Here, she’s rocking yet another swimsuit, as well as an actual flower crown — that’s no filter, y’all. She’s the picture of beauty and grace. And boobs. And we couldn’t be more grateful. Oh, and hey, just for fun, don’t all these beachy photos bring to mind another recent vacation of Ariel’s? Perhaps one where there was a little less swimming and a little more twerking ? Ariel Winter Twerks in a Bikini Bless this girl. Bless her so hard. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Will & Grace Cast Reunites, Remains as Cute as Ever

Some totally adorable things never change. Over the weekend, the core four cast members on one of the most iconic sitcoms in TV history came back together to melt down Instagram a bit. We’re talking about Debra Messing, Eric McCormack, Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes of Will & Grace fame. And, yes, we just referred to Will & Grace as an “iconic sitcom.” And we challenge anyone to say differently. It ran on NBC from 1998-2006, making it memorable based on duration alone. But it was also one of the first programs to center on not just one, but two openly gay characters. The premise of Will & Grace was McCormack’s Will, who was gay, living as a roommate with Messing’s Grace. Hayes portrayed Jack, the apartment neighbor, while Mullally’s was on board as the eccentric and hilarious Karen. The cast has clearly remained close over the years, although this is one of the first times they’ve documented a reunion on social media. “Only smiling because of where Eric’s hand is!” Messing joked alongside the first photo above of the former co-stars, while Mullally teased on Twitter: “i’m smiling, too, and not just because of a hand.” Added Messing of the second photo posted above: “You smell the same! @EricMccormack.” Mullally, meanwhile, poked fun at her and Hayes’ onscreen characters’ platonic relationship, uploading the following photo to her Instagram account and writing: “aw, cute couple… wait.” She then followed with her own picture alongside Messing (who went on to star in The Mysteries of Laura) and captioned it as follows: “my new wife and i are so happy.” Earlier this year, these same four stars came together as part of NBC’s Must See TV: An All Star Tribute to James Burrows. Messing, Hayes, Mullally and McCormack were just a few of the many celebrities who hung out under one roof for the event, which honored the legendary director. Cast members from Friends, Frasier, Cheers and The Big Bang Theory were all there, as well. View Slideshow: 19 TV & Movie Casts Who Have Come Back Together After seeing these photos, we only have one question: When is the Will & Grace revival happening, Netflix?!?

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