I know I’ve made fun of Selena Gomez and her “music” “career” in the past, but ever since she dropped her newest single, we’ve been getting practically a nonstop string of hotness from the wannabe pop star. Like this latest photoshoot she did for InStyle . So now I’m thinking Selena needs to get back in the studio ASAP so she can keep this hot streak going. Well, as soon as she’s done in the pool , of course.
Yesterday, I had video from Miley Cyrus ‘ shoot for the September issue of Cosmopolitan , but today I’ve got the rest of the pictures for you below. Including one of Miley in some seriously short Daisy Dukes. And you know, I take it all back. If this is how she’s going to dress, maybe Miley going country isn’t such a bad thing after all. Enjoy!
I don’t know who told Alyssa Arce this top counts as a shirt, but whoever it is, I want to shake their hand. Because this is some seriously impressive underboob Alyssa’s got on display. And I don’t know much about fashion, but here’s hoping this look takes off as a major fashion trend. Yow!
I don’t know who told Alyssa Arce this top counts as a shirt, but whoever it is, I want to shake their hand. Because this is some seriously impressive underboob Alyssa’s got on display. And I don’t know much about fashion, but here’s hoping this look takes off as a major fashion trend. Yow!
Question: what have we mere mortals ever done in our entire history as a society to deserve something so precious, so beautiful, so ridiculously hot as Ariel Winter? Answer: not one damn thing. We don’t deserve Ariel, and that’s a fact. She’s too good for us . And yet, she’s still here, and she’s still giving so much of herself so that we miserable peasants can catch one little glimpse at true beauty . And that’s how we have this, the very first Ariel Winter swimsuit Instagram post of 2017. Looks like the year is off to a pretty wonderful start right now, huh? This glorious photo was taken while Ariel was on vacation in Bora Bora, and don’t you just love it? Even if you’re not the type to get all excited about some boobs — though let’s be real, is that even a type that exists? — you can still admit how amazing she looks here. She went for a simple black high-cut swimsuit, nothing too crazy. It’s elegant, and it just goes to show that she’s capable of pulling off more looks than just the racy ones. But if you had your heart set on racy, you know our girl had that front covered, too: That’s a photo she shared on Snapchat of the absolutely breathtaking view in Bora Bora. Are we talking about the water and the sky, or her ass? It’s hard to say. And if you were confused about exactly why we think that Ariel Winter is too good for this world , well, maybe that photo has given you an idea of what we’re talking about. Of course, Ariel didn’t go all the way to the South Pacific by herself. She brought along a few friends with her, and one of them was kind enough to snap this darling photo of her and another friend swimming: Here, she’s rocking yet another swimsuit, as well as an actual flower crown — that’s no filter, y’all. She’s the picture of beauty and grace. And boobs. And we couldn’t be more grateful. Oh, and hey, just for fun, don’t all these beachy photos bring to mind another recent vacation of Ariel’s? Perhaps one where there was a little less swimming and a little more twerking ? Ariel Winter Twerks in a Bikini Bless this girl. Bless her so hard. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!
Just in case you missed it, Sister Wives gave us a pretty juicy story last week. Was it juicier than Meri Brown and her catfish ? Maybe not. But still, it was mighty scandalous for the fundamentalist Mormon family: Mariah Brown, the only child of Meri and Kody, announced to her parents that she's gay . They took it well, considering that their church has some seriously sinister views on homosexuality, though the Browns have always disagreed with their church on the matter. Meri, Kody, and the rest of the sister wives all readily accepted Mariah, and they offered her so much support and love. It was wonderful to see, but judging by this sneak peek from the upcoming episode, it may not have been entirely genuine. In this clip, Meri talks to Robyn and Kody about Mariah's announcement, and she's obviously taking it pretty hard. She explains that she'd always envisioned Mariah bringing home a man, getting married to him and having kids, and since she was never able to have any children after Mariah, her future husband would have been like a son to her. Robyn so sweetly — like, so sweetly it might make you tear up — points out that all that can still happen, that Mariah can still get married and have children. But Meri is struggling. And she is struggling hard. Check out the sad but oddly touching clip below:
I’ve been trying to tell you guys about Sahara Ray for a months now, but just in case you missed the Aussie hottie the last few times I’ve done a post on her, you’re going to want to make sure you’re paying attention this time. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this photoshoot. It’s got two of my favorite things in the entire world: some seriously amazing sideboob and… Sorry, I got so distracted I totally forgot the other one. Oh well. Enjoy. » view all 21 photos
OUCH! And also: HA! These breakup text messages may have been terrible to receive, but they are amazing to read. 1. #TransformationTuesday Breakup Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all. 2. Take the Hint! If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again. 3. At Least It Was Mutual See, it really is possible to have a mutual breakup. 4. Happening for a Reason Some things really do happen for a reason. Like a couple who discusses major life issues over text message not making it. 5. Welcome to Dumpsville We choose to believe this text is real. Because it’s downright hilarious! 6. Ex Games We really hope this guy got back together with this girl after this exchange. View Slideshow