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Colombian Dude Hides $34,000 Worth of Coke Under His Wig, Immediately Gets Busted

Move over, Scarface. Step aside, Escobar. There’s a new kingpin in town, and he’s … well, actually, he’s pretty terrible at his job, so you guys can probably just stay put. According to The New York Post , the man in the mugshots above was arrested at Barcelona’s international airport after police discovered half-kilo (1.1 pounds) under his wig. The Post article opens with “He had hell toupee,” and yes, we’re very angry they beat us to that joke. Police say it was easy to spot the “considerably nervous” man — who arrived on a flight from Bogotá at the end of June — due to the“disproportionate size” of his hairpiece. As part of “Operation Toupee,” the officers found a “perfectly sealed package taped to his head.” We’re not sure you need to give your operation a name when it basically consisted of spotting a guy with a bag-of-cocaine-shaped lump on his head and lifting up his wig to find — drumroll — a bag of cocaine. Although for all we know, this whole thing might have been a long time in the making. Some ambitious customs agent with a hunch might have been poking at people’s hairlines for months, just waiting for his theory to pan out. Spain is apparently one of the top spots for smuggling drugs into Europe, which may or may not have something to do with the fact that Ibiza is basically the party capital of the universe, and their cars run on pure MDMA there. “There is no limit to the inventiveness of drug traffickers trying to mock controls,” said a police spokesperson. Apparently, international police forces have gotten better at coordinating their efforts to put an end to transcontinental drug muling. Which may help explain why Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House  closed down. Just kidding, LiLo! Anyway, the 65-year-old (!!!) smuggler has not yet been identified and there’s no word yet on what sort of  Frankly, we’re hoping he gets off just so we can invite him to a party. He’s got a hell of an interesting story to tell, and there’s a chance he’ll show up with a pound of booger sugar for a hat.

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Kim Kardashian to Kanye: NOBODY Needs to Know What Porn You Like!!

A couple of weeks ago, Kanye West decided to share details of his porn-watching habits with the world. He also released a new song about wanting to bone all four of Kim’s sisters . It’s a lot, and though Kim has always been one to stand by her man, a report says that, privately, Kim is frustrated and embarrassed. After all, the things that he says could one day reach the ears of their three children. A source tells RadarOnline that Kim and Kanye are not on the same page when it comes to him oversharing with millions. “She finds it so embarrassing,” the insider says of Kim’s stance on Kanye sharing way too much information about his most private thoughts. Reports have even claimed that he has done all of this without any warning or consultation with her or the rest of her family. “And,” the source continues, Kim “can’t understand why he’d humiliate himself and the whole family like that.” Who knows why Kanye says anything that he does these days, really. In case you need a refresher on what has so many feathers ruffled, Kanye’s song “XTCY” contains some interesting lyrics. “You got sick thoughts? I got more of ’em,” he raps. “You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got four of them.” It might not be unusual for in-laws, especially recent in-laws, to have decidedly non-familial thoughts about each other. But you shouldn’t really rap about it. To make matters worse, Kanye wasn’t done, suggesting that he had pleasured himself to photos of Kim’s sisters. “You did something unholy to them pictures, damn, you need to be locked up,” Kanye rapped. “Nah, we need a bigger hot tub.” That wasn’t all, of course. Kanye also discussed his porn-viewing habits on television. He revealed that he likes to watch “a lot of black on white, obviously.” Kanye added that the combo reflects “my own reality.” Watching porn is normal and usually healthy. Speaking about your particular tastes on television in such blatant terms is … odd. According to the source, Kim is concerned that these kinds of things will find their way back to their children — starting with North, who only just turned 5 last June. “North’s at an age where she can read all this stuff online,” the source adds.  That might be a fine age to give an early version of the sex talk — explaining exactly how babies are made and, of course, arming your child with knowledge that will help them recognize when an adult is being inappropriate with them. But if there’s a good age for your dad jacks it thinking about your aunts and is specifically into white girls , it sure as hell isn’t 5. “Plus,” the insider says. “Kim’s had so many people ask her, ‘What’s up with Kanye, why’s he saying all this?’” That is a great question that people have been asking for the past decade, but that question has cropped up a hell of a lot more during the past year. “He ignores her advice time and again,” the source spills. “And it’s even more lame,” the insider claims. “Because their sex life is a disaster and has been for months.” That would mean that all of Kim’s claims that Kanye is the best at boning were just a lot of hot air. Obviously, Kanye has said a lot of things that he should not — things that no one should say. The dude blamed black people for slavery . Something is wrong. But if Kim has private reservations about him spouting humiliating nonsense by blurting out whatever terrible thought pops into his mind at any given moment, we doubt that she’s confiding them in friends. Kim takes that whole for better or for worse thing very seriously, and seems to still be head over heels for Kanye. We don’t have to understand it (maybe he IS really good at boning) — but aside from what we hear in unconfirmed reports, it really sounds like she’s happy with her marriage. For now. View Slideshow: Kanye West Debuts New Album, Raps About Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal

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12-Year Old Blends Into Green Screen for School Pics, Hilarity Ensues

Heretofore random Facebook user Laurel Hutsell said she had her son's school picture day all planned out. She picked out clothing for him to wear. She knew how she wanted his hair to look, she had talked to him about smiling nice and big and proudly. There was just one problem this summer when this 12-year old Missouri resdident when off to seventh grade for his class photo. He was wearing a bright green shirt. And the photographer was using a green screen behind his subjects in order to give parents a variety of background options from which they could choose for the final version. “We had this whole conversation, which makes this hilarious,'' Hutsell told Today about the snafu, adding: “We practiced the smile, like don't squint your eyes and look like someone is coming up beyond you, and run your fingers through your hair right before.” All this practice could not prepare young Carter for what was to come, however. Due to the combination of the green screen and the green shirt, well… scroll down to see what happened. (And don't be afraid to laugh; Laurel shared these pictures on Facebook and she finds them hilarious as well.) 1. The Shirt It’s nice, right? It stands out, it’s clean and pressed and Carter looks very handsome in it. 2. And Then This Happened! We agree: his hair and his smile were totally on point! Ready to see for yourselves, readers? 3. HA! “At least we know it’s 2018,” Laurel wrote as a caption to this first example of the green screen at work. 4. Come On, Green Shirt! It’s working so hard to show itself here. We’re dying of laughter. 5. He’s Feeling Gray in This One He’s just feeling so very, very, very gray. 6. Barney Probably Likes This One “Not even sure what to say about this one,” wrote the mother as a caption to this one. She’s nearly as funny as the pictures themselves. View Slideshow

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Footman 101: Pastor Darrell “Bootlicking’” Scott Says Misters Trumps “Is The Most Pro-Black President In History” [Video]

(Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Look, Pastor Darrell Scott has been holding Trump’s bags for years now, so this isn’t surprising in the least. Comical, but not surprising. LOL

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Hip Hop Squares Ep.15 Sneak Peek: Safaree Helps All The Ladies… Except Chanel [Video]

(VH1) Straight up, Safaree has prolly chopped down half the cast on #HHS. LOL Hip Hop Squares airs Wed. @ 9/8C on VH1!

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Hip Hop Squares Ep.15 Sneak Peek: Safaree Helps All The Ladies… Except Chanel [Video]

Hip Hop Squares Ep.15 Sneak Peek: Safaree Helps All The Ladies… Except Chanel [Video]

(VH1) Straight up, Safaree has prolly chopped down half the cast on #HHS. LOL Hip Hop Squares airs Wed. @ 9/8C on VH1!

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D.L. Hughley Goes In On Megyn Kelly Talking New Book “How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People.” [Video]

(WENN) D.L. just dropped a book, that we must admit, has us by the title alone! LOL

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D.L. Hughley Goes In On Megyn Kelly Talking New Book “How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People.” [Video]

Watch Punk Azz Lil White Kid Vandalizing Cars & Punching Grown Man Play Victim Quick After Pushed [Video]

(WENN) This lil chump is something else! That scream? LOL

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Racist Youtuber ALMOST Gets His Azz Beat At Denny’s By Black Men… [Video]

(WENN) Juuuust about got his lunch handed to him. LOL

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This Guy Did It! He Found the "Worst Person in the World!"

Ryan Case, Emmy Award-winning editor of Modern Family, was recently on board a flight apparently to Las Vegas. On its own, this is a mundane subject. But case happened to not only encounter someone he dubbed the “Worst Person in the World” for her mid-flight behavior… … he subsequently Tweeted every detail as it took place in order to make sure everyone understand how how awful of an individual he was talking about. In short: She was REALLY awful. This is why: 1. I Found Her! Strong start here by Case to his Twitter tale, as he tells us up front just who he encountered on his flight. 2. More Like Hawaii 5-NO! Sorry for the obvious pun. But you’ll soon understand what inspired us to make it. 3. An Inebriated and Obnoxious Mea Culpa Her struggle is real, people. And it isn’t sober, either. 4. Pretty Sure You Don’t Even Need Another Single, Lady Go go ahead and shoot your shot, I suppose. Times two, apparently. 5. The David Guetta?!? Oh. Wait. Sorry: I don’t care. 6. The Murder Will NOT Be in Self-Defense But it will still be justified, trust me. View Slideshow

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This Guy Did It! He Found the "Worst Person in the World!"