Doutzen Kroes is a mom of a bunch of kids… She’s been fired from Victoria’s Secret for over a decade now…yes she’s old… She spends her policing her DJ husband and baby daddy, not because he’s black, that’d be racist to say that a black person needs to be policed… He needs to be policed because his model wife he married is old as shit in model years, is zero high profile now that she’s been ousted and forced to retire….a fraction of who she was when they met… He needs to be policed because being a 40 year old DJ who makes millions in Ibiza is still someone 20 year old hot chicks want to fuck…and replacing DOUTZEN would be easy. She lacks confidence, knows she is old, and posts butt shots for praise but that butt looks like a mom butt cuz it is one…..maybe it’s time for another hobby… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Miley Cyrus is under scorching hot fire at the moment for seemingly showing support for one of the most reviled celebrities in all of America right now. But, we mean, she can’t really be a fan of Jenelle Evans… can she?!? We never would have believed so, but a number of social media users have pounced on a recent photo Cyrus shared on Instagram — or, rather, re shared on Instagram. As you can see below, the photo in question features Jenelle’s step-daughter, Maryssa, banging away on the drums, apparently to Miley’s most recent single, “Mother’s Daughter.” We know this due to the caption Evans included along with the original image. “@MileyCyrus #MothersDaughter,” the post simply read. “BY: Maryssa Eason.” Cyrus, it’s very safe to assume, passed this snapshot along solely because Maryssa was playing her single. She wasn’t actually saying anything about Evans as a person, mother or animal owner. But anything related to Jenelle is a sensitive topic these days, considering Evans and her husband, David Eason, just spent several weeks without their kids (including Maryssa) after authorities determined the kids were being raised in an unsafe environment. They reached this conclusion after Eason shot and killed his family’s dog . Naturally, Miley therefore sort of showing any kind of support whatsoever for Jenelle is being met with extreme criticism by her fans around the Internet. Wrote one followers: @MileyCyrus why did you post Jenelle Evans stepdaughter on your IG? Her husband killed there dog! She lost custody of their kids not long ago. Thought you had better class than that — posting a dog killer family. And another: Whyyyyy would @MileyCyrus ever repost Jenelle Evans on her story!!!!!! Hello!! Her psycho husband literally SHOT THEIR PUPPY RECENTLY. And another : @MileyCyrus Miley … what the hell? I thought you were an animal lover? Jenelle Evans has gone through multiple dogs in ten years and her husband, David Eason, MURDERED their puppy IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. WTF, Miley!!! Do better! On July 3, a North Carolina judge awarded Jenelle and David custody once again of 11-year old Maryssa and Jenelle’s youngest biological children, two-year old Ensley and five-year old Kaiser. Many observers were appalled enough by this development. But then the controversial couple confirmed that they had actually adopted two new dogs , despite Eason having literally murdered the one he owned previously. The new canines are two Anatolian Shepherds and they’ll be used to protect the family’s large farm. “They are one of the most unique types of dog I have ever seen and have the best temperament and disposition of any dog I have ever owned,” Eason said, adding: “They are a livestock guardian breed and do not mind eating and sleeping with all our animals on The Land!” You suck so much, dude. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Gets New Dogs, Calls Maryssa’s Mom a Junkie, Claims E! News Reporter Wants to Shoot Her & Dave
Move over, Scarface. Step aside, Escobar. There’s a new kingpin in town, and he’s … well, actually, he’s pretty terrible at his job, so you guys can probably just stay put. According to The New York Post , the man in the mugshots above was arrested at Barcelona’s international airport after police discovered half-kilo (1.1 pounds) under his wig. The Post article opens with “He had hell toupee,” and yes, we’re very angry they beat us to that joke. Police say it was easy to spot the “considerably nervous” man — who arrived on a flight from Bogotá at the end of June — due to the“disproportionate size” of his hairpiece. As part of “Operation Toupee,” the officers found a “perfectly sealed package taped to his head.” We’re not sure you need to give your operation a name when it basically consisted of spotting a guy with a bag-of-cocaine-shaped lump on his head and lifting up his wig to find — drumroll — a bag of cocaine. Although for all we know, this whole thing might have been a long time in the making. Some ambitious customs agent with a hunch might have been poking at people’s hairlines for months, just waiting for his theory to pan out. Spain is apparently one of the top spots for smuggling drugs into Europe, which may or may not have something to do with the fact that Ibiza is basically the party capital of the universe, and their cars run on pure MDMA there. “There is no limit to the inventiveness of drug traffickers trying to mock controls,” said a police spokesperson. Apparently, international police forces have gotten better at coordinating their efforts to put an end to transcontinental drug muling. Which may help explain why Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House closed down. Just kidding, LiLo! Anyway, the 65-year-old (!!!) smuggler has not yet been identified and there’s no word yet on what sort of Frankly, we’re hoping he gets off just so we can invite him to a party. He’s got a hell of an interesting story to tell, and there’s a chance he’ll show up with a pound of booger sugar for a hat.
Tabitha Thomas is some unknown cool chick, doing cool content, that may remind you of some vintage Larry Clark, if you’re into that kind of thing, because it’s simulating some solid 1970s white trash drug addicts…all thanks to suburban idiots just trying to find their edge. I actually appreciate the vibe of these pics, love the hat, the cowboy boots, some rhinestone cowboy shit….that speaks to my soul on some level…reminding that nothing is original, everything is cyclical and none of that matters when everyone is doing some DIY Playboy shoots…without needed Playboy to cast you….and still finding an audience of perverts like me… Nice. The post Tabitha Thomas Naked Cowboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes fired from Victoria’s Secret. Married to some IBIZA resident DJ black guy who probably cheats on her consistently, not because he’s black, but because he’s a DJ and that’s what they do….even when they have the passive, understanding, wife back home with all the kids…knowing that the woman gets it’s part of the lifestyle and that she’s no longer the top VS Angel he bought into and is now some expired bitch…who he loves, has a family with maybe, is a support or partner now that she’s out of work and has a lot of freetime maybe…but that is still an expired bitch. She’s obviously putting her tits out there to get more attention…to increase her profile and impress her husband who was once excited by her exhibitionism…and when you can see a models nipples – that model is more interesting…fact. More of her in a short skit JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is what I guess the foundation of the MILF movement in porn was inspired by. Not her specifically, but the occasional slutty mom, who has had a kid rip through her vagina at least once, because sluts don’t use condoms and like being cummed inside, it’s really nature’s way, and also a great way to secure the right person to always send you a check provided things don’t work out, as they rarely work out….. Only Doutzen, who was fired from Victoria’s Secret is a MILF who does ecommerce catalog pics half naked, to try to keep her DJ husband she polices into her pussy, even though we all know DJs and even those married to Fired Victoria’s Secret models, fuck new young groupie pussy when in Ibiza for your residency. MILFs….something more and more common now that women don’t let themselves turn into traditional moms with traditional mom bodies after desecrating their bodies…. Doutzen Kroes…old…but still employable as a star in the catalog smut you grew up jacking off to. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience to sell overpriced sweatshop bullshit…. But the people at Victoria’s Secret polarize the experience, get their girls media hype and basically create “celebrities” out of them. They also give bonuses for social media posts, so all these women are working their social media harder than they worked the first photographer to get them in with the people at Victoria’s Secret. I don’t know what Doutzen was fired by the brand, but she had already locked in a celebrity DJ, had a couple of kids, and no one actually gave a fuck that she was gone. Plus, there’s this thing called any bitch can get half naked in lingerie, you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to do that, it just gets you richer husbands or sperm to inseminate in yourself when you do have that title under your garter belt… I don’t know what this famewhoring is for, but she’s a mom with a rich husband, shouldn’t she be out being a mom…rather than doing this nonsense to try to make her husband think she’s still hot and got it, cuz that’s why he married her….rather than accept that she’s fallen off..even though he’s well aware she’s fallen off with every 19 year old groupie he bangs in Ibiza while this one is at home trying to land model jobs.
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I used to live with these weird, religious, uptight, british people and every Christmas they would make us watch the Queen’s speech as some family tradition, before eating breakfast…it was their really boring tradition…. Well, when I saw this video of a Lohan making some insane statement with a snapchat filter, wishing you all a Happy Thanksigiving in her accent while talking about how busy she is…it reminded me of those days, only far more regal, relevan, important, inspiring even….you know words to fucking live by and watching her is something I’d want to make an ongoing tradition of, ideally in my bed, everyday because Lohan is not just my Queen that I worship, but my God… The post A Thanksgiving Message from My Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t find Penelope Cruz all that hot, but she’s looking better than usually, with her older face and big tits in seductive poses, all Spanish and amazing, like some Tapas, cheap wine, and other great Spanish things…like Ibiza and topless beaches….only more Hollywood and annoying….because Oscar Winners from the era of 30 million dollar pay days to be in movies – before the internet ruined that – makes small town Spanish girls cunty….. Now, I don’t think Penelope is normally that hot, I never fell in love with her in any of her movies, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, I mean not really, but had a massive nose and would make me call her penelope as she “squirted” all over the place – denying it was pee…you know a Pee Denyer…the Holocaust Denyer of the bedroom… This is for Vogue Spain, so I guess she’s bringing it home…literally…because they are probably very proud of all she’s done and as a thank you – might as well stare at her tits… The post Penelope Cruz for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
