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Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes is what I guess the foundation of the MILF movement in porn was inspired by. Not her specifically, but the occasional slutty mom, who has had a kid rip through her vagina at least once, because sluts don’t use condoms and like being cummed inside, it’s really nature’s way, and also a great way to secure the right person to always send you a check provided things don’t work out, as they rarely work out….. Only Doutzen, who was fired from Victoria’s Secret is a MILF who does ecommerce catalog pics half naked, to try to keep her DJ husband she polices into her pussy, even though we all know DJs and even those married to Fired Victoria’s Secret models, fuck new young groupie pussy when in Ibiza for your residency. MILFs….something more and more common now that women don’t let themselves turn into traditional moms with traditional mom bodies after desecrating their bodies…. Doutzen Kroes…old…but still employable as a star in the catalog smut you grew up jacking off to. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation…. She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like… Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”…. And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is the retard face / head that looks like it should be wearing a bike helmet because it is vulnerable for head injury because it’s fragile and she’s clumsy due to her retardation – but to everyone’s excitement, like most retards, she chronically masturbates, which is nice when it’s on some tight body with fake tits, and far less interesting when it’s on full blown retard… She’s overrated, she’s got an ego, but I know that she knows she’s pulling a scam, that’s why she drinks so much…she knows she’s a fucking lie and the rich guys she dates, who finance her life, because she’s “Nina Agdal” and they have no mind of their own to determine she’s bullshit, they just like that she’s in magazines, sometimes…it’s good for arm candy at rich people events… But she’s got an insane body, and I guess that’s worth the day rate she charges for sex…. She’s also in Cosmo porn for girls. – but who cares about her mainstream media coverage, it just gets in the way of her straight up producing content for her male fans to jerk off to…it makes her feel relevant…especailly amongst the rich guys she prostitutes her immigrant self to for the good life – that allows her to be in a bikini by the pool every fucking day of her life – when she only books 2 campaigns a year – if that. Garbage I’d like to dumpster dive because her trashcan pussy is probably pretty fucking great…it’s gotta be…. The post Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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