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Rosamund Pike Naked Fucking on Camera of the Day

Rosamund Pike is some 40 year old actress I don’t find very hot, maybe because she’s 39 years old and that grosses me out. That pre-menopausal shit not hot even if it means you can cum in a bitch without fear of breeding…not that you cum in a bitch…and would if you could because knocking up a bitch would make you feel less alone…after an entire life of sadness and just wanting a woman to ask you to knock her up…yet even the most desperate to breed chose someone else to breed with…poor you…. She’s in a sex scene, the reason I used to rent movies was for the sex scenes, so luckily, thanks to the internet, I dont need to watch all the bullshit and can get straight to the tits… Apparently, she was hot at one point in her life…and cast as a Bond girl…so you weirdos probably like her. You like everyone. Here she is at some event wearing clothes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rosamund Pike Naked Fucking on Camera of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day

Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation…. She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like… Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”…. And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Shakes her Tits of the Day

I guess Rita Ora is on vaction…a vacation where her dance involves slapping her fat tits on her social media feed for the perverts who only follow her because she has fat tits…since everything else about her is uninspiring, uninteresting…so much so that she’s been trying to be a legit famous person for a fucking decade at this point and has only now got a hit record. This is after years of hanging out in the industry, going to all the right parties, letting all the right people cum on her tits, from Calvin Harris to the Kardashians…she’s been doing it, she’s been in the scene, she’s been existing…and she’s been to every single fucking party…and still isn’t that famous…or relevant..or a hit…or famous… It’s like Rihanna made one song and existed forever in our hearts while this bootleg table scraps last week’s kitchen garbage sort of floats on the top of celebrity like that film of oil on the toilet after you take an extra fatty shit…. But at least she’s shameless in her self promotion…slappin’ them titties like one of the many men who she fucked to get wherever it is she’s at… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Shakes her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Erotica of the Day

Sarah Hyland was in a bikini before the Golden Globes and apparently….her Kidney is trying to escape her body via her uterus….because whatever the fuck this body is…it’s weird… I’ve thought Sarah Hyland was a creepy fuck for a long time….as long as she’s been famous I’ve thought something ain’t right, and not just because her boyfriend is a homosexual riding her celebrity wave…it’s good for his life, business, future after she dies and he inherits the house…. I’ve thought she looked like an adult child for the majority of her celebrity, then in the last year or so with all her face injections, she looks like a 65 year old woman…in a “something ain’t right”….but at least she’s got tits, and a willingness to show off those tits on social media – where the fans are supportive of her… These are some of the weirder bikini pics on a celebrity…and I’ll just post them up for you to jerk off to in confusion….we all know you’ve jerked off to far worse…. Here she is showing her tits and possible nipple off for the Golden Globes TO SEE MORE SARAH HYLAND AND EVERYONE ELSE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES SHOWING THEIR TITS OFF CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian, and despite my love of women and the vagina as an entity of its own, I don’t not believe in lesbianism. I think it’s a myth, where that two girls who become great friends start to masturbate together one sunday afternoon and eventually evolve to fisting each other, because they are perverts who are tired of men mistreating them, and find comfort in another woman, who is likely unstable, especially around period time, to keep her on her fucking toes…not that Sarah Paulson gets her period..she seems pretty fucking old… I figure that the reason lebsians don’t like me is because I don’t accept them as a sub-species of human. I believe it’s a choice they made… Now I don’t doubt that women fuck women, I am all for that, I’ve seen porn with it, some of my best masturbation memories were to threesome fantasies of fucking a girl while she eats out another girl… I don’t deny they have rights to fuck who they want to fuck or marry who they want to fuck…of any gender…because I don’t care that much about anyone else or what they do. I just don’t believe they don’t like dick, or want dick, because they are coded to want to breed. They are reminded they breed once a month…and they even use dick shaped objects to fuck each other….despite not wanting dick…it’s like just fuck a dude already. I don’t feel the same way about queers, because a dude to want to cuddle a dude, and fuck a dude and play house with a dude is some higher level genetic thing that has been going on forever…..animalistic even…primal…whileLesbians…are just perverts…living out a perversion… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s Fat Tits of the Day

Ariel Winter is so fat, she is also so boring, but here’s a pic of her in what she probably thinks is her looking her best, all neckless with face make-up on, with possibly face injections in, looking like some kind of Kylie Jenner like all the girls do…and I’d say it is magical, but I don’t find broken child stars who grew up to be troll looking shrek looking things to be magical, even if they chop off their tits and their tits magically re-appear, thanks to overeating to fill the void that is in the depth of your soul knowing your parents sold you to the entertainment industry to get you all rich as fuck…. I figure at least one of you will like her cleavage…because I know dudes and dudes like tits, whether they are on fat chicks or not….tits.

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Pam Anderson Hep C Free of the Day

Pam Anderson being Hep Free makes her hard to make fun of, even when she’s posing in a slutty photoshoot, featuring her as if she was 30 years younger, while she’s pushing 60 years old, but she’s still looking alright, and I guess her internal organs feels younger than they have in years, which has finally allowed her titties, that are probably only a few years old, and her jacked up injected face to synch up… I don’t know what this is about, but as someone who liked Pam Anderson’s nipples in Baywatch, and Pam Anderson in Playboy as much as you’d like any sex doll, this is a reminder that it’s ok to hang up the titties, you don’t need to keep posing in front of the camera, no matter how trash you are, you eventually become that old stripper stripping for fun, not necessity and that takes all the fun out of it. I guess what it comes down to is that those tits have been to battle..and so has the rest of her…yet here she is…disease free. Fascinating. The post Pam Anderson Hep C Free of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day

The internet is freaking out because Katy Perry got her handprints in what I assume is the hollywood walk of fame, because I guess as an LA party girl, who probably walked Hollywood BLVD with her girls buying their silly raver outfits for their club nights, it’s probably a big deal, worth the price they charged her for it, because now, she’s eternal and can inspire other mainstream raver chicks to fuck the right dude in the right band to introduce her to the right people as that is how it pretty much happens… I mean, I get the whole tits busting out of her top, that she knew was going to be the position she’d be in, and probably why she wore the dress…because everyone give this old lady popster with some of the worst music more attention on her big day! It cost her money…now notice… I don’t think Katy Perry is a horrible person, I think she’s a horrible performer and don’t get her, but feel sorry for her knowing that no one actually respects her or her music and only care because she’s famous…if she wasn’t famous, she’d just be the weirdo at the club…. That said, your instagram and facebook must be blowing up with Burning man pictures, as they “Burners are back”…and Katy Perry was a “Burner” this weekend and she posted one of her Mad Max, creepy in the desert not dessert outfits, and all I can see is her short thick legs… The post Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day

Rihanna is still wearing see through lingerie tops…so that the world can see her nipples that aren’t supposed to be sexualized…then why are you jerking off to them…oh right because nipples like many things…including but not limited to legs…hands and mouths…assholes…and pussy….can be used for both sexual and non sexual things… It’s like “My nippples feed babies and men can show their nipples, so stop getting turned on my tits” #freethenipple… When I’m thinking “you vagina makes babies, when not having period, your asshole shits, your mouth eats and talks and your hand does a lot more than handjobs, yet when I look at them it’s all I see, so keep showing them”… I guess there was a time when doing these nipple stunts would make the paparazzi pics unpublishable…but now the world has come to their senses and post that shit…pretty much making what I do absolutely obsolete…but I’ll still do it…because why not.. Here’s some pics of her in a Black Dress CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Does The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

Well, looks like I lost my over/under on how much skin Miley Cyrus would be showing at the Grammys last night (I had over 75% ), but that’s alright. I’m still digging her tight black dress here, even if I think she could’ve looked even better if she’d just rotated those cutouts over a few inches. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess. Photos: WENN.com

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