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Jamie Lynn Sigler’s SHorts of the Day

I never even watched the Sopranos, yet I am compelled to post Meadow Soprano in her shorts, rocking some Italian or Jewish Booty, lookin’ nice and lazy yet erotic, because I think I have a middled aged mom fetish, at least that is what I assume is going now that I look at 40 year olds and think “I’d fuck that”….something very foreign to me, but I guess something that happens when you’ve been exposed to too many hot young chicks, it becomes the norm and average middle aged chicks become the new freaky fetish..> WHO KNOWS

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Katy Perry Unfortunately Not Dead in W Magazine

Katy Perry may not agree with this “this would be better if she was dead in the pics and not because I am a necro, but because she’s the worst”….. You see, she’s won at life with her trolling and people actually took her serious as an “artist” or celebrity…and after a troll works, you end up embracing it as truth and your ego inflates and you think you are a contribution to society… Even when you perform your shit music, or hear your shit music, you hear cold, and not the shit that it actually is…. We get it, but she’s not even hot, big tits or not..not hot…but people are brain washed to like her – so here she is in W magazine doing media promoting nonsense that we hope dont’ get celebrated as if they are quality contributions to the arts… She is garbage.. The post Katy Perry Unfortunately Not Dead in W Magazine appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Looking at Foliage in her Boxers and Other Important Things of the Day

Here’s a totally casually picture of Bella Thorne in her underwear, all white and pure, all young and innocent, all hot bodied and exhibitionist, to remind you all that she’s just a product of the times, and bad parenting, but also the times…dialed in exhibitionism, something I wish girls were doing back when I was 20, because it makes for a more interesting life, filled with less calls to the cops against you, when you would, like the opportunistic adventuring prospector that you were, would hide in closets to get this same type of content…these girls are doing the work for you, which is interesting, since none of them actually work, but rather get paid to document their “living”… I’m into it. The post Bella Thorne Looking at Foliage in her Boxers and Other Important Things of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Olsen Armpit Fetish of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I know people with armpit fetishes…most girls get uncomfortable when you start fucking with their armpits, as I’ve been known to eat their armpits out like it is their pussy, mainly because it’s next to my face while I’m fucking them, and I have limited mobility and just like the idea of flopping my tongue around like a retard trying to solve a puzzle…all dopey and shit… I like it….I wouldn’t say it’s a fetish, I know a dude who would only cum by pit fucking a girl…he’d try the traditional holes, but could only get off with PIT…While my armpit fetish is less of a fetish, I can live without it, but I like it enough to do it….while girls are generally not into it…so it’s something…on the weird spectrum…just not overly extreme So seeing Elizabeth Olsen drying her armpits in a bathroom for her social media…is an interesting thing to see…from armpits, to little legs in a squating position, in a mini skirt and heels, while sweaty like a ditch pig…it’s almost too much to handle… The post Elizabeth Olsen Armpit Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tove Lo Flashing her Tits at a Concert of the Day

Tove Lo is a singer of one song that went viral…so now she matters..because it only takes one song to go viral…. She’s consistently flashing her tits at concerts, because it’s what she does, and the whole thing would be better if she had better tits.. Sure I love all tits, and staring at tits, and girls flashing tits, but I just feel like her flashing her tits, that are average and a little too natural of tits, is weird… It’s like tourettes or some other compulsion or mental lapse, like a retard who starts jerking off in random places, I think retards are my new subject of metaphors to really paint a picture of what I think is going on here… She probably thinks or explains it as some kind of trance or conlvusion because she’s on a spiritual experience or journey or whatever…. I think it’s just some good old fashioned click bait.. The post Tove Lo Flashing her Tits at a Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Busts Out Big Time

There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a busty hottie stuffed into a tight dress, so here’s Ariel Winter busting out at some post-Emmy reception in Hollywood. And as great as her cleavage is looking, I was just thinking how it could be even better if she hadn’t gotten that boob reduction a while back. Oh well. At least these still look like they’d make for pretty great pillows, as is. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Frida Gustavsson Tits Eating Strawberries of the Day

Frida Gustavsson is in this issue of Eurowoman Denmark whatever the fuck that is…she’s some Swedish titty model who you aren’t supposed to think is a titty model because she’s in all kind of fashion magazines making her titties non pornographic or desperate but rather art… It’s all about how you spin them tits, not that I ever get to spin tits, I once convinced a girl to put tassels on her tits and spin them…it would have been better if she wasn’t 250 pounds who thought she was a 100 pounds…those burlesque girls from the late 90s were the fucking worst..not that that has anything to do with this Frida Gustavsson and her titty modeling – you know just living…more accomplished than any of us…which is remarkable considering that based on her tits alone…which is what I base all female worth on – she’s not that great.. The post Frida Gustavsson Tits Eating Strawberries of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Booty Works It

According to my sources, this solid booty show Miranda Kerr is putting on here is for some new commercial she’s shooting. And I’m not sure what company it’s for, but if I had to guess, it’s either Kleenex or Kirkland sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need to run out and buy more of both after this. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Miley Cyrus Does The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

Well, looks like I lost my over/under on how much skin Miley Cyrus would be showing at the Grammys last night (I had over 75% ), but that’s alright. I’m still digging her tight black dress here, even if I think she could’ve looked even better if she’d just rotated those cutouts over a few inches. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess. Photos: WENN.com

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Miley Cyrus Does The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

Miley Cyrus Does The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

Well, looks like I lost my over/under on how much skin Miley Cyrus would be showing at the Grammys last night (I had over 75% ), but that’s alright. I’m still digging her tight black dress here, even if I think she could’ve looked even better if she’d just rotated those cutouts over a few inches. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess. Photos: WENN.com

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