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Ashley Benson’s Workout of the Day

Ashley Benson is working out, and I like to think it has to do with me making fun of her calling her chubby… Her high level of fame, but limited level of opportunities to escape her Pretty Little Liars typecast, and move into actual substantial films, unless being the chubby girl in Spring Breakers who has a threesome with James Franco is breaking out of the mould, which I guess it is, but that would have been much better if she was 10 pounds lighter…. I mean she’s famous, she’s got money, she can afford a trainer and a cook to control her eating, there is no excuse for her to be out of shape other than lazy…anyway, it’s a new year, and it’s a perfect time for fitness… Sure I know she has no idea I exist, and my cyber bullying has nothing to do with her in this upside down, erotic enough stance…that I would take advantage of, seeing as she’s retrained, sweaty and ready to be brought to as close of an orgasm as possible, before pulling away and not letting her reach orgasm…because that’s how I punish women…But let me think my life matters more than it does…thanks.

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Jessica Szohr Swimsuit Pictures

According to my sources, I’m supposed to know who this Jessica Szohr is because she was on Gossip Girl . Maybe that means something to you guys, but it doesn’t to me. Still, anytime a moderately famous hottie heads to the beach, it’s news in my book. Anyway, I don’t know what Jessica’s up to these days, but I do know this: these beach pictures would’ve been a lot better if she hadn’t prevented that wardrobe malfunction. I mean, if she wasn’t going to wear a bikini, it’s the least she could do. Won’t somebody think of the fans? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Christine Teigen Works It In Miami

Here’s new SI cover girl Chrissy Teigen out walking her dog with her lucky SOB of a boyfriend John Legend and dressed like she’s in a Whitesnake video or something. I’ve always been a fan of Chrissy, but in my opinion, these pictures would be 100 times better if she’d just ditch some of this denim. Preferably the jacket, so we can get a better look at what’s underneath, but I’d also accept the Daisy Dukes. Or both really. I’m easy like that. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Daisy Watts and Alice Goodwin in the Shittiest Calendar’s Ever of the Day

Here is the laziest fucking 2014 Calendars you will probably see today, because most people aren’t looking at or for 2014 Calendars today…because it is 2014 motherfuckers, the future, and we have these billion dollars of research devices that are used to track our every move in our pockets…..that have this wild and crazy Calendar app. But low hanging fruit, like these two Glamour models are doing Calendars, but not even bothering doing a different shoot for month, it’s like take 12 pics randomly, photoshop a month on it, boom done in an hour… Lazy as fuck, but I wouldn’t expect any better quality from low level UK titty models… It’s still kind funny to look at.

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Daisy Watts and Alice Goodwin in the Shittiest Calendar’s Ever of the Day

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Jeans to Inspire your Resolutions of the Day

J.Lo posted a pic of her fat ass for you to get inspired enough to hit the gym, not that I am ever against a fat ass, in fact I am a black man like that, shit taps into the core of my testosterone producing glands and makes me want to suffocate on the shit, literally…but I figure all you anorexic bitches find this disgusting…even though it made J.Lo a billion fucking dollars and is still making her ass money…or her ass is making her money…reminding you that I guess NEw Years Resolutions are shitty expectations you put on yourself, that you will disappoint yourself with, and that ultimately don’t make you a better, more interest person… Eat, drink, smoke…do whatever the fuck you want…no one cares…if you are healthy enough..in fact more people probably want you to fail than succeed in health, wealth, happiness, whatever.

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Kat Graham for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kat Graham is on some hit show called Vampire Diaries…and now she’s on all fours for Terry Richardson… I haven’t heard of her, because let’s face it, I haven’t been in the market to have riveting conversation with 15 year olds about shitty vampire shows they watch…because the whole vampire annoys me, and so do 15 year olds… But I did wikipedia her to find out that her mother is Jewish, so she is Jewish. Her dad is godfather to two of Quincy Jones’ kids, which means she’s also connected, and thus why we are looking at pics of her, whether she’s hot or not, shit happened thanks to something called being an LA rich kid…but now she’s getting all edgy like she was Miley because Terry Richardson will take pics of anyone that is semi-famous, he’s addicted to that shit…and gets paid a fortune for it… All this to say, these pics would be better if she was spread eagled.

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Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day

I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day

Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day

I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get… IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that… TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Posted Some Hot Pics to Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook is an old sloppy big titty bitch…who manages to pull off these decent photoshoots so that every dude who sees her falls in love with her and thinks she’s a amazing…without taking the time to look at what she looks like when she’s not photoshopped to shit…. You see any girl with stupid sized tits, especially when they are real, is going to hormonally be fertile as shit, which Kelly Brook has proven with at least one pregnancy that ended in “tragedy”…and with being fertile as shit..comes sloppy asses, thighs and cellulite.. I like tits… I just think tits get too much hype, so much hype that chubby girls get famous for them. That never made sense to me…I have a friend who only fucks fat girls for their tits, and would say “She had huge tits” and I’d say “She had huge everything bro, especially an appetite, I mean shit…she’s huge”….I guess I just don’t love big tits more than I love skinny chicks… We live in a world where there is so much more than tits…like asshole, you know it is the window to a girl’s soul… To see some big titty sloppy legs that aren’t photoshopped CLICK HERE

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