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Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day

I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram…. I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren… She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”…. And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody… So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can.. I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl. It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick. The post Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Zakrzewska Pantyhose Fetish Model of the Day

Her name is Maria Zakrzewska and she is a pantyhose fetish model for you weirdos with a pantyhose fetish…including but not limited to me…because I remember being a 18 or 19 year old dude who had a girlfriend that got an office job where she had to wear skirts to work, and who would walk around the house in pantyhose, something I had never seen before because my mother died when I was a kid, that ended up turning into a rip a hole in them…or pull them off enough to stick my dick in her…so that I could cum all over them…as you’re supposed to.. I grew out of it with the advent of internet porn, sluts, empowered nudist feminist and I’ll never be able to go back to a time when pantyhose were so innocent hot and pure…those days are done…I mean nothing really excites me at that level these days, except maybe a nap…. BUT I do still like looking at pics of pantyhose models like Maria Zakrzewska…because not everyone can be a legit model or an instagram model, some bitches need to get paid to show pics of their feet to weirdos…or this…. Sure it’s for a Fashion magazine, but that’s just code for porn so that they secure ad deals… we’re onto you … The post Maria Zakrzewska Pantyhose Fetish Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ella Weisskamp is an Up and Coming Hipster Model who Gets Naked of the Day

I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram I don’t really know who she is, other than that people are taking pics of her, she’s taking pics of people, press is happening, she’s “Gone Viral”…and her tits are great. I know they don’t want you to think this is porn, they are feminists, or say they are because it justifies nudity…but I am a feminist also and love nudity whether it is part of what these people think is a movement or not…because I love nudity…and it has nothing to do with feminism…it’s just human nature.. I guess what I am saying is…If this isn’t porn, why am I jerking off to it…SPLAIN THAT TO ME… The post Ella Weisskamp is an Up and Coming Hipster Model who Gets Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day

Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked. The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines… The post Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Wishes You a Happy Labor Day of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a nude model, turned VS model, turned money making model – who was perfectly happy being a nude model, and who kept on getting nude until the world recognized her as the next Candice Swanepoel….and in being an exhibitionist, just happy to get naked, who has been seen naked, by anyone who would care about looking at pics of her…she’s clever enough to bed over and show a bit of the gold, give all men what we want girls to give us when they wear their short shorts and drop their phones or anything – obvlivious to the show they are giving, or totally aware and still giving it – cuz girls are naughty like that… The post Elsa Hosk Wishes You a Happy Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk is Amazing by David Bellemere for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model who is pretty fucking awesome… She used to do a lot of NUDE MODELING …she’s even been nude in MAGAZINES ….I mean you can see everything I’ve ever posted and said about her HERE ….because I’ve been following her career for a long time, not because I want to, but because the voices in my head tell me to, just be happy this isn’t me actually following her home late at night, but rather just looking at pics her tall model ass has been in….because it’s less creepy, but then again, it’s still pretty fucking creepy…how is this my life? That said, she is one of these naked for fashion fashion models who went A-List by booking Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s in Marie Claire Italy…shot by one of the best photographers out there – David Bellemere…and I think I’m in love…it’s like I finally understand what every love song ever written actually means.

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Dani Thorne in a Thong Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Here is Dani Thorne trying to carve her own place in the world…by posting some of the worst shot bikini pics every to happen on instagram…because I guess the new age of hipster “I Don’t Give A Fuck”…is going to the trouble to upload a picture of yourself for your audience…even though that is technically giving a fuck…and making sure you just don’t pose in it… I don’t know much about the THORNE family, other than that one of them is 16 and apparently, famous, meaning the parents are hippie stage parents who figure, why not monetize kids when you have them, and this is the older one, jealous of the younger one, leading to her doing shit like this….along with other campaigns like THIS ONE and THIS ONE ….not so hot, but leveraging her sister…it works for her… TO SEE HER NASTY GAL CAMPAIGN THAT Isn’t Hot Enough to Post CLICK HERE

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Eugenia Suarez in Lingerie of the Day

Eugenia Suarez is the next Shakira…if Shakira was from Argentina not Colombia and actually hot…maybe I’m like Donald Sterling and think all South Americans are the fucking same…something that I’d let my 21 year old hooker record me saying, only for me to get forced into selling my personal assets, since being a racist, is against the rules, even though all the other billionaires out there, who became billionaires doing illegal and soulless things…get to keep their assets…which has nothing to do with anything, at least not when staring at this Eugenia Suarez in some boring lingerie pics…because all lingerie pics are boring, whether they feature hispanic superstars, or your fucking mom…I kind of hate them all…maybe because I’m more into sniffing panties than looking at pics of panties…who knows…

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Kat Graham for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kat Graham is on some hit show called Vampire Diaries…and now she’s on all fours for Terry Richardson… I haven’t heard of her, because let’s face it, I haven’t been in the market to have riveting conversation with 15 year olds about shitty vampire shows they watch…because the whole vampire annoys me, and so do 15 year olds… But I did wikipedia her to find out that her mother is Jewish, so she is Jewish. Her dad is godfather to two of Quincy Jones’ kids, which means she’s also connected, and thus why we are looking at pics of her, whether she’s hot or not, shit happened thanks to something called being an LA rich kid…but now she’s getting all edgy like she was Miley because Terry Richardson will take pics of anyone that is semi-famous, he’s addicted to that shit…and gets paid a fortune for it… All this to say, these pics would be better if she was spread eagled.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this Victoria’s Secret fitness picture on her social media, and I totally approve of this type of behavior, even if it is being trickled down to us from an evil corporation, because sometimes evil corporations figure out just how easy it is to trick us into looking at pics of their products by sneaking them on babes and making them semi pornographic, at least to someone like me who loves booty in tight pants, because it is hot….and really to the right person, everything and anything can be pornographic…there are enough freaks out there to get off to the weirdest shit…that this is up on some real subtle goodness I would like to bury my face into…if only it didn’t taste like a computer screen….and whatever I spilled on it last night..

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