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Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit… But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck… But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat… The post Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Annalynne McCord In Lingerie Is OK

Annalynne McCord still exists! I always dug this curly haired skinny chick, but these photos are very 2005. Surely Annalynne can find a decent Instagram photographer to take some snaps for her, or better yet just use a mirror and an iPhone. If she is not capable of doing that, give me a call.          

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Bregje Heinen Does Maxim SOOOOO Good

Well this is a treat; Bregje Heinen in Maxim Magazine. I know I usually make fun of them for producing lame photoshoots, but I think this one of Bregje is probably the best shoot of 2017. Good job, I may even go out and buy a copy. » view all 11 photos          

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Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day

Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked. The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines… The post Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen Is A Super Hot Piece!

I feel like I’ve been talking about how hot  Bregje Heinen is for years now, but for whatever reason, she still isn’t a household name yet. At least not compared to her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties. And it got me thinking… Maybe it’s because most of us can’t pronounce the Dutch model’s name, let alone spell it without help? In which case, I want to help. I think Bregje Tuna has a great ring to it, don’t you? Call me! » view all 11 photos                     Continue reading

Bregje Heinen Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex…but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage probably contributed… “bregje”. She’s topless in some bullshit…and I like tits… The post Bregje Heinen Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen Arm Bra for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass. She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig.. I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…and that I felt was culturally sound because she wasn’t french trash…imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…or Toblerone…or Wine…but more unshowered, practically homeless, drug using street kid…who I guess was told Montreal was the Europe of the USA… Either way, the sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat and she was gagging… It wasn’t as classy as this handbra by model Bregje Heinen in Vogue Mexico…but it was substantially hotter than this boring shit.. The post Bregje Heinen Arm Bra for Vogue Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sylvie Meis Really Knows How To Dress

I know there’s a lot of competition for the coveted title of the Tuna’s #1 favorite Dutch hottie — I’m pretty sure there’s at least 3 or 4 Victoria’s Secret models in there. But for my money, Sylvie Meis blows them all away, thanks to insanely hot outfits like this one. So sorry  Bregje Heinen and Marloes Horst , but better luck next year. There’s just no competing with this. Photos: WENN.com

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Lady Gaga is in some Weird Sheer Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a weirdo sheer outfit that framed her nipple in a way the paparazzi couldn’t miss what she was doing…. I call this her marketing campaign. Her attempt to come across as an obscure artist, when really she’s just an insecure girl who’s insecurity got her to a place where people actually bought into her, all while using some stupid, well thought out, but still stupid act, producing really commercial, even brainwashing pop music, allowing her to feel that level of acceptance, and love her broken down face always wanted….but I would say, with a lack of authenticity, it’s not really that sustainable, I could be wrong, seeing as people are retards and bought into it the first time, but every time I see her now, doing shit like this, I think, she’s reaching hard…hoping to keep relevant…and as long as there are nipples involved I am all for it…because I like nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bregje Heinen Instagram Creep of the Day

Dutch born, Victoria’s Secret model, Bregje Heinen, has an INSTAGRAM … These are a few pics I pulled of that the 21 year old put out there to the world to see her 5 foot 9 model body, that recently did Maxim, which I would assume is pretty low level for a model that has worked with all kinds of designers, but she was in an Adam Levine music video for Maroon 5, and she probably fucked him in the process, as these girls do…so we can assume she has no taste, she’s Dutch, what the fuck does she know about America or cool, I mean it’s all pretty cool to her as she lives the dream….but what is cool to me, is that she’s doing it half naked because half naked is good.

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