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Michelle Monaghan Bikini Cartwheel of the Day

40 year old Michelle Monaghan is probably best known for a bunch of random movies she’s been in. She’s been a mom for over 9 years, which isn’t that hot to me, because being a stepfather is pretty disgusting, but she is in a bikini, despite her shortcomings, for her social media because why not show off your body when you can, especially when upside down so that the effects of gravity don’t actually offednd everyone watching her….not that it would because she’s so obscure of an act the only people watching her would be happy seeing her anyway half naked….even after a huge meal while hunched over…sexy.. The post Michelle Monaghan Bikini Cartwheel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lake Bell’s Milky Tits of the Day

Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, I think she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”… at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 40, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to have tits…. I guess those breast cancer doesn’t bring down EVERYONE…. Apparently, she’s just had a kid and these are milk filled…exciting….but not really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lake Bell’s Milky Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex…but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage probably contributed… “bregje”. She’s topless in some bullshit…and I like tits… The post Bregje Heinen Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendra Wilkinson Mom Stretch Marks of the Day

Kendra Wilkinson decided to showcase the damage done to her stomach by her children – on mothers day – to show off how disgusting breeding is – even though she claims it has made her happy – probably because she’s a broken woman and also because the baby daddy and tranny fucking father is rich and has money to support her more than she ever thought she’d have – back when she was a ghetto trailer park stripper… Pregnancy is disgusting and ruins women, unfortunately, women are so delusional that they don’t realize it, or they do – but their hormones don’t allow them to not get pregnant – breeding is what they are told they need to do…. It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk…. would find Kendra Wilkinson hot… Even when she was on PLAYBOY I was confused by her existing….but now that she’s posting her ravaged stomach…I am just confused by this kind of body positive “Hey mom’s like unite” like they do at Starbucks after baby swim class – only on instagram… But none of it takes away from her SEX TAPE A SEX TAPE I REVIEWED IN ONE OF MY BEST EDITORIAL COVERAGE IN THE HISTORY OF MY MODERN JOURNALIST CAREER No Seriously…. WATCH THIS PRE IMPLANT SEX WITH A DOWNS SYNDROME TAPE It’s Brilliant… I guess what I am saying is BUY HER SEX TAPE …let’s make me some YACHT MONEY off such a TERRIBLE looking Ravaged by Pregnancy crack whore…. The post Kendra Wilkinson Mom Stretch Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ginta Lapina by Gilles Bensimon in ELLE UK of the Day

Here’s model Ginta Lapina in Elle UK June 2016, shot by legendary old time who has taken pics of everyone – French photographer – who has been in the scene for a long fucking time – probably best known for being married to that bitch who got famous on that Reality Housewives show – but who I like to remember for marrying my favorite model – Elle Macpherson back when she was in her 20s…circa 1988….Gilles Bensimon… Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….and affordable too…. She is probably best known for doing Victoria’s Secret once, there are a lot of titty models who have booked the big evil billion dollar mall brand once…and you’re lookin’ at one of them… It’s safe to say, even when knowing ZERO about her…that she dates rich guys an that this is just part of keeping her day rate / night rate / hooker rate up to be able to afford her rent (as if she pays her rent) and her luxury private jet trips (as if she pays for her trips)…. I guess what I’m saying is – Nipples…for fashion… The post Ginta Lapina by Gilles Bensimon in ELLE UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mel B – Scary Spice – Picture of the Day

Mel B, probably best known as scary spice, probably best remembered as the Spice Girl in the green tank top in their first video with great tits and hard nipples, has done so much in the last 20 years, from paternity tests with Eddie Murphey to bikinis, so many bikinis, showing off that Black Don’t Crack…..but it does smoke crack, and apparently, also show off the tits I expected to be less Momma Africa and more fake…because I forget that 20 years and multiple babies have happened to this woman…a woman we’d all still K-Fed, provided she’s not done with menopause….but unlike most girls in menopause..her boxy body is a big fat ass…and I like burying my face in it, not because I love 45 year old women, but I’m starting to think they are less annoying that 26 year old women – since they have their babies shat out and are busy with raising those parasites – so that you only hear from them once every two weeks when they are with the day, but in Mel B’s case, never, since her baby daddy’s don’t claim responsibility… Not that Mel B would fuck you, but I’m using her to represent all over 40 washed up mom’s in bikinis at the resort you don’t want to really fuck, but should want to fuck, because less bullshit..or work…they know they peaked long ago and put in the effort to make up for where they’ve failed themselves.. The post Mel B – Scary Spice – Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bai Ling Wins Best-dressed Nobody Title

Micaela Schaefer might want to watch out, because it looks like Bai Ling is coming for her best-dressed nobody title after walking around LA looking like the type of hottie you don’t want the cops to catch you talking to from your car. But a little competition is definitely a good thing, and Bai’s always been hot in a crazy, stab you in your sleep kind of way. Although if you ask me, that hotness is probably best enjoyed from a safe distance. And I don’t just mean a doctor-recommended 10 inches away from your computer screen. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog…. But apparently she has a fan, cuz someone compiled all her catlog pics from the last year….and here are the best ones…cuz as much as I hate catalog pics…I like seeing surfer beach girls make it in the mainstream getting half naked….cuz surf girls give me boners….

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Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples for Numero #137 of the Day

Anne Vyalitsyna is also marketed as Anne V. probably best known for being in SI Swinsuit since 2005 and a few Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows….or maybe the highlight of her model career, you know that stamp of approval that her Russian communist ass finally made it was when she started dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5, the band that produces some of the most irritating music in the history of commercial radio play that makes me want to rip out my fucking eyes and shove them violently in my ears, hoping to never face a world that allows shit like him to happen…..but maybe I’m a little too worked up about this nonsense, when I should just be looking at his hot model ex girlfriend’s nipples in a fashion shoot for Numero….true frucking story.

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Diane Kruger is Pantsless for Marie Claire France of the Day

Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 40 who is probably best known for being in a long term relatonship with Joshua Jackson that weenie from Dawson Creek…yes I just called someone a weenie…but only cuz that’s the best word to describe Joshua Jackson…. Or maybe she is know for her own stab at hollywood being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3 whatever else she has done before this glorious photoshoot of her pantsless for Marie Claire France…. What matters is that she is german and thus likes shitting on and being shit on….and that what makes her really matter…

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