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Alexis Ren Is Working Her Hot Body In All Angles!

As my regular readers know, I like to call  Alexis Ren here the Hottest Woman on Instagram (TM), and for good reason . Her feed is so hot it’ll overheat your pants region and  your phone. But apparently she’s trying to branch out these days, with her very own YouTube workout videos. And obviously, I’m no exercise expert (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure this video makes for better forearm and wrist exercise than an abs workout. Either way, enjoy! » view all 11 photos

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Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day

Remember Mandy Moore? Well apparently she wants you to…with some great comedy…in the form of a slutty selfie…with the always hilarious “Pre-Facial”…as any reference to a facial is good comedy… The post Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Bella Thorne wants you to see and remember what she looks like after fucking a Kardashian, not a Kendall Kardashian, but the husband of the other one – who Kendall is with, who has shat out his babies, and who is also in Cannes in what we can assume is just fame whoring for everyone trying to get attention to their damn selves, scandals, tabloids, bikinis…because it’s memorial day weekend…remember this…it’s what it’s about….Bella Thorne getting fucked by old rich perverts…who could be you but you’re a failure… Here are the Kendalls…Kardashians…BIKINI WARS…sexy The post Bella Thorne Bikini for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tina Kunakey Tits of the Day

Her name is Tina Kunakey, I’ve never heard of her but apparently she’s some Italian model and who fucks old rich dudes, which could really define any model and here are her tits in a top in Cannes…because I like them….it’s memorial day – and I like to remember that black girls never fuck me… That’s all I have to say about that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS Click Here The post Tina Kunakey Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jackie Cruz MONSTER NIPPLES of the Day

Jackie Cruz is from Orange is the New Black…..I’ve never heard of her, but wikipedia has and apparently she’s 30…and her nipples are fucking massive….at least I think they are, because she’s on the beach in a bathing suit that seems to have a window, and I think I can see her massive fucking dinner plate sized nipples..and it’s pretty gross…but expected because her last name is CRUZ…if you know what I mean…and you know…. She’s born and raised in America and the Dominican Republic – she was homeless – she’s had brain surgery and she’s got HUGE DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES… I don’t know if this is erotic or not…but it’s DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES…just missing some burgers on those fuckers…for me to eat off of.. The post Jackie Cruz MONSTER NIPPLES of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Nude On A Horse For Allure

Here’s Gigi Hadid naked on a horse for some new photoshoot for Allure Magazine because apparently she’s still trying to prove she’s a real, respectable fashion model and not just another wannabe rich kid with a bunch of Instagram followers. And the best way to do that is getting naked around some animals for an “artsy” magazine shoot, I guess? I dunno, I agree with the “getting naked” part, but I think these pictures would be a lot more daring if she was riding a blogger instead. Just something to think about for next time.

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Meet Cutie Kate Miner

Meet Kate Miner . According to my research, she’s an actress/model/musician, aka just another hot Hollywood wannabe. And apparently she’s in this new Fifty Shades of Black movie. But if Kate really wants her career to take off, she doesn’t have to stoop that low and act in some lame Marlon Wayans parody movie. She could just start hooking up with a semi-famous blogger in his mom’s basement instead. Hmm, OK, fine. When you say it out loud, maybe that’s just as embarrassing. Nevermind. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Is Not Very Likable After This Video

Look, I’ve tried to like Charlotte McKinney . I’ve ignored the fact that she’s just not that hot and focused on her massive funbags instead. I’ve even been digging her last few photoshoots . But this video she did for Cosmo complaining about her giant boobs just isn’t doing it for me. Especially considering they’re pretty much the only reason Charlotte got famous in the first place. Sorry guys, I just don’t get it.

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Gigi Hadid Does The Walk Of Shame

Well, I guess now we know why Gigi Hadid wouldn’t agree to go on that bikini vacation with me. Because apparently she’s too busy shacking up with some Jonas Brother… Anyway, I’m not a teenage girl, so I don’t know which one this is, but it doesn’t matter. I don’t see what this loser has that I don’t. You know, besides millions of adoring fans, piles of money and his own place. Whatever. I guess Gigi hasn’t heard that my mom’s basement has its own door. So she wouldn’t even need to sneak out the window. I mean, c’mon, I don’t really know how I can sell it better than that. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rihanna Pranks Jimmy Kimmel Kinda

Jimmy Kimmel is supposed to be the king of pranks, right? So for April Fools’, Rihanna gave him a taste of his own medicine by… showing up in his bedroom and waking him up in the middle of the night. Sorry, I really don’t see the “prank” here. I’ve been trying to get Rihanna in my bedroom for years now. That lucky bastard.

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