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Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day

ELLE FANNING is one of the Fanning sisters. The Fannings creep me out. She’s the understudy to her sister Dakota, which basically means she was the backup plan for the stage parents. If you’ve been on instagram – you probably follow a bunch of porn chicks on instagram – you’ll know they hav th back-up account in case the main one gets shut down. When you’re dealing with child stars, you never really know how it is going to pan out. They can grow up to be ugly, they can have mental breakdowns, they can kill themselves or die of some diseases….it is just too much at stake and it is so hard to breakthrough it’d be a real waste if all that work only paid out for 5-10 years….so you need to strategically divert from that bad one to the new one, give the buyer some options, rather than saying no….plus with two kids you can have both simultaneously working making you so much more money than just one…as the stage parent the money goes to you and you can pay yourself out. Maximize profits… Anyway, that’s my take…they aren’t that hot or interesting as a family, but they are rich, dialled in and can speak to your sister-sex-fetish….I mean the dream of men married to the ugly sister everywhere….wondering whether the hotter sister has the same pussy, does she fuck the same, how much is nature and how much is nurture through sexual experiences and is it even cheating cuz genetically they are basically the same person. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Delilah Belle Hamlin Nipples of the Day

Woah…Delilah Belle Hamlin’s face…. This is the unfiltered version of her I guess. No instagram photoshop you know EVERY single loser bitch trying to be an influencer because she’s got no fucking soul…it is all a fucking lie and thee fact that people follow and buy into these people despite them being straight up clowns, who aren’t even that hot, producing barely interesting content. It’s really just clown shit, like a modern day circus, some Ringling Brothers shit…and their big red noses are nose jobs, and their clown make-up is highlights and countouring, and their big clown shoes are in the form of lips… The funniest thing about this, is that I see girls in everyday looking like this. I guess they are INFLUENCED…or have some sort of dysmorphia, or insecurity that they think will be fixed by migrating your face into becoming a muppet. She crawled out of Lisa Rinna’s cunt, so I wouldn’t expect her to not have that clown face…it is just crazy she thinks this is a good look or that this works and by “THIS” I mean the face, the whole nipple thing is great thoug I will never get bored of that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Delilah Belle Hamlin Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cynda Mcelvana Brings the Naked Instagram Model Comedy of the Day

Cynda Mcelvana is some titty model who I guess lives in LA. I don’t know if she’s actually a titty model, or just some girl who does nude shoots with her tits out to get noticed, but I guess they are one in the same. It’s the Em Rat Cow hustle, that she didn’t innovate, trust me, RAT COW is zero innovative and is much like the muppet she looks like, but she did win at titty pics and she has made millions a year off it. Only this Cynda Mcelvana….only has 35k followers, not making the millions with her tits, but she’s diverifying her cheesy desert style shoot with some comedy in the form of cardboard hitchhiker signs…high concept comedy, just like we do here….take the most basic and simple joke that is barely funny and ride it into the ground over and over for 15 years…. Her boyfriend, the guy who gets to play with these tits, is a Filmmaker who has done a bunch of hipster documentaries including the upcoming Raid Area 51 Doc…so the future looks bright for these tits…because the future looks bright for all tits…as long as they stop being so negative as they cry about MeToo / Toxic Masculinity and other fake trials and tribulations that they are up against cuz it gives them something to do now that we have no REAL threats against us… The post Cynda Mcelvana Brings the Naked Instagram Model Comedy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Pussy From the Back of the Day

Sarah Hyland is staying relevant by posting a sheer dress in the sunlight…all backlit and high concept. Not bad for a rich dying girl with a genetic disease that has given her more than one Kidney like she was Stevie Wonder… I guess when you spend your days on social media, noticing hot girls doing half naked shit and getting attention for it, it’s only a matter of time before they end up trying it out themselves, especially when they are celebs who love attention and who spend their lives fighting to get in front of people, when all they need to do is this kind of content…slutty always wins, even with the weirdos who have spent their lives on TV making millions…what they want is what all the insta THOTS got…and it’s pretty easy to get….just get NUDE or “nude-ish”… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Pussy From the Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day

Michelle Monaghan …. I never watched Lost…so this lost in the wilderness in a bathing suit with no beach…just for the sake of being in a bathing suit for social media….does nothing for me… But I do this for you man…and I know you committed to that show like so many people did and this was the hot chick on the show…which is the key to success of any show….you need the hot chicks…and even when they aren’t hot…if they are the only girl on the show they slowly become the hot chick of the show…since we are all perverts and sexualize everyone…and everything… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Spread Pussy of the Day

Bella Thorne is a slimy looking rich kid from Disney, who has turned her life around to become an “entity” in and of herself…thanks to Disney signing her up, promoting her to all the perverts into Disney as they do, that Minnie Mouse bitch, what a whore in that provocative outfit… So, thanks to social media, she’s not a personality, outside of her life changing roles, and a lot of her personality is being loud and annoying, because that’s how you get noticed, that energy that kills in auditions, the other part of it is getting fake tits and showing them off without doing straight up porn, cuz that forces you out of the mainstream pay checks, and into the porn / cam girl / patreon world…when the real money is in the mainstream…so keep talking to people about being slutty…and be slutty…but don’t masturbate on instagram…just pretend to…in a rub my pussy / lick my fingers that is going on right here… Keep your slutty strategic girls… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Spread Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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The Most Important Bottle Cap Challenge Video of the Day

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/BOTTLE_CHALLNGE.mp4 The internet is a weird place that allows people to interact with each other, and through boredom and cellphone technology that put a camera in everyone’s hand, it allowed for the competitive nature of people to come out, in the form of challenges. Everyone stifled creatively to come up with an original concept, but so quick to hop on any and all trends that happened or that pop up, because it’s easier to join the bandwagon, especially when looking for clout. The latest in challenges is the bottle cap challenge, where people try to open bottle caps by kicking them in the most viral ways….something the world needs in these times…and like the ice bucket challenge, the licking ice cream and putting it back challenge, and all other challenges…it exists….and this is the best one so far. I mean I didn’t look to find other ones, they are likely all over the porn sites, but an ass, some hot sauce…..works for me…simplistic in it’s attention seeking. The post The Most Important Bottle Cap Challenge Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Random Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Emily Lacometti is some girl with her tits out on Instagram… Good fucking hustle girl…. We appreciate you and her titty quest to greatness. I hope love finds her in the form of rich perverts looking for a girl to pay rent for. Unless she is a rich kid, which is very possible. They do this too! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Random Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day

Remember Mandy Moore? Well apparently she wants you to…with some great comedy…in the form of a slutty selfie…with the always hilarious “Pre-Facial”…as any reference to a facial is good comedy… The post Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aymeline Valade Flashing her Nipple of the Day

We live in a world where we don’t have a shortage of tits… This is Aymeline Valade…she’s from France, she was in a movie once, so she’s more than just a model, that movie was called Saint Laurent, about Yves Saint Laurent, where she played a model…she’s got so much depth…depth in the form of a willingness to get naked or topless because this is 2016 and like 1969 before it, tits are a sign of liberation in an era where women have equal rights but still like showing tits.. She’s at the St Laurent Fashion show during Fashion week in france showing tit… I guess St Laurent and Tits are what she’s all about… The post Aymeline Valade Flashing her Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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