Tag Archives: belly

Ariel Winters’ Cleavage Show

You’ve got to love Ariel Winters boobies. And to think she had them reduced! Man, I wish she never did that. I always say bigger is better, especially when natural. Even if they hang to your belly button and flop around. You don’t mess with God in these instances. Even if you have back pain for the rest of your life.                  

See original here:
Ariel Winters’ Cleavage Show

Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day

Remember Mandy Moore? Well apparently she wants you to…with some great comedy…in the form of a slutty selfie…with the always hilarious “Pre-Facial”…as any reference to a facial is good comedy… The post Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Excerpt from:
Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day

Candice Swanepoel obviously likes cum up inside her, girl just can’t help but be pregnant, she got off that birth control when she realized she’d still have a career at Victoria’s Secret, or maybe they can’t fire these girls now thanks to the nature of the patriarchy, knowing she could turn on them and call them out for singling her out for loving cum inside her, and being pregnant as that’s not what bikini models are hired for… She just had a kid and is already having a second – she like to abuse that vagina hard….it’s like have the stitches from the first one even come out yet, is this one just the leftover from the last one, this is just crazy the world is overpopulated dammit…and here she is having 100 fucking kids.. I figure, despite pregnancy being the most unnatural thing ever, even though they tell you it’s the most natural thing ever, is porn to some people, mainly those who never got a girl knocked up and wish nothing more than having a child to carry their name and legacy…not porn to me, it’s weird to me, especially in a bikini but if Candice wants to clickbait for the paparazzi who am I to ignore it… It’s so creepy, because she’s fitness model pregnancy, so she only gains weight in her gunt and it’s freaking me out…aren’t prengnat women supposed to be tanks…this one is so skinny I can see the baby crawling around up inside her…the ass looks solid though… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

See the article here:
Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day

19 Biggest Family Feud Fails of All-Time

We surveyed 100 people and asked them to come up with their most memorable, ridiculous and laugh-out loud funny fails in Family Feud history. The following responses made the list. Which is your favorite? 1. Oh, Snoop Dogg Pie in the horse?!? It’s like we were just taken on a fun little trip with the rapper. 2. Marriage Zing! We think this is a marriage zing. We hope it’s not a murder zing. We hope the guy isn’t espousing killing one’s wife. 3. Nope. That’s not a bird. 4. What’s the Problem? It’s not a wrong answer, is it? What is the second most popular response? Third? 5. You May Want to Buy Flowers for Your Wife Before Going Home We’re just sayin. Not a lot of women want to hear this body part being referred to as “dirty.” 6. Humans Taste Great with Marshmallow and Chocolate We’ve heard, at least. View Slideshow

Read the original post:
19 Biggest Family Feud Fails of All-Time

Audrey Roloff Baby Bump Watch: 30 Weeks & Counting!

Who wears short shorts? Audrey Roloff wears short shorts in the latest glimpse this Little People, Big World star has given fans of her impressive baby bump! The expecting mother – who has kept followers well apprised of her belly, her excitement, her hopes, her fears and other aspects of her first pregnancy – has once again taken to Instagram and provided us with with an adorable update. Before we reveal the latest glimpse at Roloff’s 30-weeks-along tummy, however, let’s take a look at how she celebrated Father’s Day last Sunday. She did so with very kind words for husband Jeremy, of course. “Happy first Father’s Day babe,”Audrey wrote as a caption to the photo above, adding: “Even though our little girl is still growing in my belly, you are already her father and she is already our daughter. I cannot wait to watch you teach, protect, encourage, pray with, and love our little girl. “For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my mother’s womb.” Psalms 139:13. Roloff often combines words about her soulmate with words about God . She often shares beautiful photos of her pregnant body as well, such as THIS ONE from a week ago and the following one from a day ago: “30 weeks!!! Baby girl is healthy and non-stop moving this bumpin belly,” Audrey informed followers with the caption to this image.” The excitement emanating from this reality star over first-time motherhood really is palpable. She continued as follows: I still can’t get over how miraculous pregnancy is. I’m so humbled and honored that the Lord would entrust me with this baby to grow, nurturer, instruct, and love. Jeremy and I are getting more and more excited to meet her, but also feeling less and less prepared. We are 10 weeks from my due date (August 31st) and we still don’t have anything for baby yet… not to mention our house is currently a construction zone… so we are living with my parents… No shortage of excitement and chaos over here;) Rest assured, Audrey: No parents have ever felt truly prepared to welcome their first baby into the world. It would almost be strange for you to NOT feel a mixture of excitement, chaos and anxiety right now. It must help the couple, however, that Zach Roloff and Tori Roloff welcomed a son into the world last month as well. They’ve been able to witness their loved ones caring for a newborn and adjusting their lives accordingly, just a couple months before they go through the same major life change. Audrey and Jeremy dated for three years… got married in 2014… and announced their pregnancy in February. They later learned that they’re expecting a little girl. And TLC viewers will most definitely have a chance to meet her. Earlier this week, Amy Roloff confirmed that the series will return for Season 14, writing on Facebook that new episodes will return in September. That’s right around when Audrey is due. Hooray! We can’t wait to meet her impending bundle of joy! View Slideshow: Little People, Big World Cast: Then vs. Now

View post:
Audrey Roloff Baby Bump Watch: 30 Weeks & Counting!

Ariel Winter Covering Her Belly of the Day

I don’t know why, but this Ariel Winter fat chick in a tight dress, holding her belly so that it doesn’t look like she ate the entire Thanksgiving dinner, despite having eaten the whole thanksgiving dinner, brings me great joy – and I don’t really know why…I guess it’s just knowing that Ariel Winter is better from afar, but more importantly, that in 10 years she will be 500 pounds – that make me appreciate her walking that fine line of just fat enough and too fat but I’ll still do it at 3 am cuz her loneliness and self hatred will make her eat my cock like it was an ice cream cone and she was at home watching romantic comedies about love lost then found again – as fat chicks do…. The post Ariel Winter Covering Her Belly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continue reading here:
Ariel Winter Covering Her Belly of the Day

Ariel Winter Covering Her Belly of the Day

I don’t know why, but this Ariel Winter fat chick in a tight dress, holding her belly so that it doesn’t look like she ate the entire Thanksgiving dinner, despite having eaten the whole thanksgiving dinner, brings me great joy – and I don’t really know why…I guess it’s just knowing that Ariel Winter is better from afar, but more importantly, that in 10 years she will be 500 pounds – that make me appreciate her walking that fine line of just fat enough and too fat but I’ll still do it at 3 am cuz her loneliness and self hatred will make her eat my cock like it was an ice cream cone and she was at home watching romantic comedies about love lost then found again – as fat chicks do…. The post Ariel Winter Covering Her Belly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continue reading here:
Ariel Winter Covering Her Belly of the Day

Elvis’ Granddaughter Riley Keough’s Got Cum on her Belly for TV of the Day

I guess they made a TV show out of “The Girlfriend Experience”, where Elvis’ granddaughter, who looks a bit too much like Elvis, if you know what I mean, is the star or one of the hookers who offers the girlfriend experience, which coincidentally is what ever instagram model offers, but she doesn’t really consider herself a hooker or escort, despite using her vagina to get herself things like a life of luxury, but we know the truth…and 500,000 or 1,000,000 followers on some bullshit social media platform that they got posing half naked is not a reason for that life of luxury, it’s just good marketing to rich guys who like things that seem of value…so no matter how they spin it…they are hookers.. Riley Keough is not a hooker, she just plays one in the pictures, seeing as she’s Elvis’ granddaughter, there’s probably a pile of fucking money to go around…..I guess part of being the girlfriend experience hooker is taking loads on her stomach…on TV….let me repeat…LOADS ON HER STOMACH…on TV…. This is almost revolutionary to someone like me, who couldn’t get into film school because all I wanted to film was real sex in an era before real sex was trendy…fast forward 30 years…and LOADS ON STOMACH’s on TV…far more exciting than when I Love Lucy’s interracial couple in separate beds broke TV… The post Elvis’ Granddaughter Riley Keough’s Got Cum on her Belly for TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

View original post here:
Elvis’ Granddaughter Riley Keough’s Got Cum on her Belly for TV of the Day

Beautifully Baby Bumpin’ Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Her Pregnancy Progress – “My Bump Is Bigger Than My Butt!”

Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Baby Bump Chrissy Teigen is enjoying every moment of motherhood thus far, and sharing the entire journey with her followers on social media. Chrissy gave her SnapChat fans an eyeful of her Spanxed-up gut, saying “my belly is bigger than my butt!” as someone offsides reaches in to grab a handful of her knocked-up cakes… She seems super happy about her little baby bundle, especially after trying so hard to get pregnant . SnapChat

Read the original:
Beautifully Baby Bumpin’ Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Her Pregnancy Progress – “My Bump Is Bigger Than My Butt!”