We still don’t really know who Olivia Culpo is, because Olivia Culpo doesn’t really know who she is. She is clearly the worst kind of useless….instagram manipulating…going to relevant events and trying to get famous for more than just fucking famous people…without actually having a marketable talent… Up there pretending to be some kind of model or personality…or influencer who won’t call herself an influencer…getting brand deals because brands are stupid and she knows people…trying to find some kind of relevant…while trying to look as hot as she can, but remaining as classy as she can, so she has an appearance of being the whore that she is… She’s navigating some wild waters….of being a whore but not coming across as a whore and I guess that’s her ultimate skill set.
Bella Thorne posted up this picture of her in a bikini, which I guess is pretty standard for instagram, the hub of bikini pics, because that’s really the only reason social media ever worked, it was this place where people you had never seen in bikinis, would post their bikinis, giving you the opportunity to see them in a bikini and jerk off to them in bikinis, knowing that it was something special…something everyday women understood was a way for them to feel good about themselves and allow them to show off their bodies and be jerked off to. Well, standard or not, people still like seeing a bitch in a bikini, whether she’s famous or not, or whether she’s created that fame via being half naked and other tactical moves she was taught by her mom who clearly really wanted famous kids.. Point being, that bikini pics or not, she’s relevant, she’s current, she’s making money and selling product to kids…all while coming across as a crackhead about to fucking crack, and I’m looking forward to that, I don’t like when manic episodes last too long…I like when they happen, we see them, then the crash and burn and disappear happens, so that other shameless sluts can move in on it…and have their time to shine and dive….
Romee is one of the Victoria’s Secret model doing Victoria’s Secret model things – including but not limited to traveling around with rich people, living the life of luxury all thanks to being hot half naked, celebrated half naked, and paid well for being half naked….but also being half naked… So her instagram is a whole fucking pile of half naked bikini or underwear pics, as that is what she offers the world, and when you’re tall and thin and look good half naked in photos, that’s pretty much what you should be doing. Don’t try to pretend you’re more than a hot half naked immigrant living the dream thanks to being half naked…just get half naked… I don’t know what this is about, this shoot, but she’s running a pretty professionally produced youtube channel – that includes her travel and adventure…and maybe…it’s got something to do with that.. But like all half naked instagram pics, they don’t really need a purpose…they just need to sort of exist…and exist they do…here with Romeee… There’s more…with this fun video: And more pics…
Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 6 was all about pride, in the best possible way in the wake of a national tragedy from this spring. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 6 Online After terrorism struck the Florida gay community in the form of Omar Mateen , West Hollywood’s pride parade took on even more meaning. Her goal was bringing the community together; Tom and Ariana, meanwhile, struggled to stay together after the worst fight of their relationship. Elsewhere, Stassi planned a birthday trip to Montauk and James began to doubt his friendship with Lala for reasons that aren’t shocking. If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , well, let’s just say that Lala, for all her positive attributes, can play fast and loose with the truth. More than anything, though, this week was about pride. Lisa Vanderpump rode on a float during Pride Day, feeling that it was necessary to bring the community together after such a tragedy. The staff, however, didn’t have quite as much courage. Upon hearing the news of the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando , Katie Maloney opted out of working at SUR on this special occasion. That isn’t to say the events didn’t impact her greatly. On the contrary. She met with Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz and Stassi Schroeder at her apartment, where they discussed the terrorism. There were a lot of tears and raw emotions. Tom Sandoval seemed to be the most shaken up, but following their discussion and impromptu group therapy session, he went to work. If you don’t do that, then they win, right? Unfortunately for Tom, this wasn’t the only mental battle he fought this week, as his jealousy over Ariana‘s new bartending book was palpable. This caused one the most surprising – and biggest – fights we’ve ever seen from a couple we love and who is by all accounts so stable. The gist of the couple’s conflict is this: View Slideshow: Lala Kent: Best Instagram Pics of Vanderpump Rules’ Newest Star Ariana was offered a deal to make a bartending book; Tom wanted to be involved; Ariana basically called him out for craving attention. A huge and bitter argument ensued. Thanks to Lala Kent, who played the unlikely role of mediator here, the couple was able to work it out and move forward. Thank goodness. As for Lala, she had her own issues, however. James got frustrated over the fact that Lala’s stories about her rich boyfriend to whom Lala gives good dome are constantly changing. How did she react to the intense scrutiny? View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs Finally, Stassi started planning her birthday trip to Montauk, which is on Long Island and which Scheana Marie did not know existed. We suppose it’s not that surprising that Scheana had never heard of it … what would be more shocking is if anyone actually attended. Because … it’s Stassi. Her birthday party seems like it would be one of the most miserable things in human history, though who knows. Anyway, that’s that! Watch it all above!
Rumors that Jessica Simpson was drunk during her recent appearance on the Home Shopping Network have been everywhere for the past couple weeks. Frankly, it’s not hard to see why, as she totally seemed to be wasted on live TV. Now, however, those who have studied pics Jessica’s latest appearances and selfies from her Instagram page say that the 34-year-old’s drinking problem might not be her only secret. Yes, doctors who have spoken with Radar Online say that it’s their professional opinion that Jessica has gotten a boob job . “Jessica has clearly had a significant breast augmentation,” says plastic surgeon Dr. Brian Glatt, who – it should be noted – has never treated Jessica himself. “She has likely also had a breast lift.” Dr. Fred Pescatore seconds that opinion, but a much less professional, much Howard Stern-esque fashion. “She looks ridiculous at this point — boobs on a stick!” says Pescatore, who better be a flawless physical specimen if he’s going around talking that kind of crap. While she’s always been pleasantly top heavy, doctors say that with amount of weight Simpson has gained and lost over the years, it’s unlikely that her boobs would remain quite so perky without some sort of surgical assistance. Interesting stuff, but frankly, we’re in the “whatever she’s doing, it’s working camp.” Go under the knife all you need to, Jess. Just keep sharing those bikini pics on Instagram. View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics
Arnaud Lajeunie is a photographer…but then again, who isn’t a photographer, cameras are so affordable, and we have them in all of our phones…it’s like does the world actually need a photographer…is calling yourself a photographer anything but laughable…it’s one of those obsolete talents…technology destroyed… Maybe we should start calling photographers “Technicians”…who just put a button…because under the current situation, I’m a fucking photographer, just based on my instagram pics of my dog…I am also a director, producer and writer…. When anyone who knows me, knows that I am a fucking hack.. That said, thie Arnaud Lajeunie dude is my jam, he takes average, even ugly girls, Amanda Smith, Celine Bjornlund Mortier, & Agathe Rousselle, gets them naked, in masks, being weird, under red lights, because #art.. And I get to see their pubic hair, and I fucking love pubic hair.. The post Photographer Arnaud Lajeunie for Odiseo No. 6 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here we go again. .. Is Kylie Jenner Pregnant? Rumors started swirling earlier this week that Popeyes eating , Tyga loving , Kylie Jenner was pregnant with her first child. After OK! Magazine made her their cover story…. and an old FAKE tweet from Kendall Jenner’s account resurfaced… fans couldn’t believe that Tyga’s 17-year-old bae was ready to give King Cairo a sibling. Not so fast though, is she really knocked up??? Hit the flip.
Hilariously Messy Comments Left On Blac Chyna’s IG Page Struggly booty -skripper Blac Chyna has been thirst trapping through her ex-husband/baby daddy’s creepy swirl saga with underaged Jenner-Dashian Kylie for months now. And it’s slowly boiling into a potentially delicious cat-fight that everyone’s waiting to witness. Hit the jump for more of the funniest, messiest and shadiest comments on her IG about her Tyga/Kylie drama.
Hilarious Rih-Rih Pics, Memes & Instagram Comments In honor of bad gyal Pop princess Rihanna’s 27th birthday, we compiled the funniest (and shadiest) moments of her already iconic social media career. Hit the flip for the absolute funniest Rih pics, memes and IG comments .
Glamour model Kelly Brook posted a couple of instagram pics of her at the gym, or going to the gym, to probably just pose at the gym, because if you’ve ever seen Kelly Brook in paparazzi pics, you will know that is not a body of fitness, but one of eating, who understands that big tits get noticed, and if you can hit it from the right angle, sucking in your belly, people will ignore said belly…so doughy, dumpy, mocked by the men who have fucked her, she’s still trying to take her Glamour model fame, to the big screen…and maybe instagram likes is all she’s gonna get…because tits get hits, they don’t always make them, unless all the stars align, like they did for Kate Upton…
