“Are you coming in today?” TSA employees: pic.twitter.com/9ucjIdH2EA — Jane (@A_maan_duuh) January 6, 2019 Twitter Copes With TSA Crisis With Jokes At this point, all you can do is laugh to distract yourself from the pathetic state of Trumpy’s America currently spiraling deeper into the orangey abyss by the infuriating Government shutdown that’s left thousands of federal employees in wage-free limbo without signs of ending anytime soon. Sadly, it’s a complete and total disaster but at least we have these memes to make us feel a smidge better. TSA workers until the government shutdown is over. pic.twitter.com/4SJyhuhCii — Will (@gondola__) January 7, 2019 Peep the absolutely funniest (and pettiest) TSA crisis tweets/memes on the flip. Continue reading →
Source: David M. Benett / Getty Youtuber and social media influencer Patricia Bright is accomplishing EVERYTHING this year. Not only did she release a lipstick collaboration with MAC Costemics, but she announced her very own book, Heart and Hustle: What it Takes to Make it to the Top , releasing in February of 2019. Beside her absolutely major accomplishments throughout this past year, she’s also been stepping up her Instagram game for a while now–and she’s making it look easy. Though she’s always been stylish (as evidenced by the many “try-on haul” Youtube videos on her channel) 2018 has brought some fashion prosperity unlike ever before. If you’re a fan of Patricia and you’ve already seen her 24/7 stunting on the ‘gram, then you know exactly what I’m talking about. But if you’re not yet familiar and you’re looking for a little inspiration, get ready to have your style dreams realized while we all live vicariously through Patricia. Believe me, you’re gonna want to do a little online shopping after this so you can step your own game up, too. Check out more of Patricia’s style throughout the next few pages to see all kinds of looks from vacation glam to business casual.
Last week, the world learned that Jennifer Garner had filed for divorce from Ben Affleck . The news came as a surprise for several reasons: For starters, Ben and Jen had been separated for over a year with no apparent plans to end their marriage. On top of that, Ben recently entered rehab for alcohol addiction , seemingly as part of his effort to win his wife back. Now, however, there are questions as to whether or not Affleck actually completed his course of treatment. According to his own timeline, Affleck only stayed at the facility for two weeks. Generally, rehab counselors recommend a minimum of four weeks of treatment, and in the cases of those who have the time and money (such as celebrities) they suggest a much longer stay. Many now believe it’s no coincidence that Ben’s stint was so short and Jen filed so soon after. As with seemingly everything related to Ben and Jen, however, there are two conflicting sides to the story: “She’s telling friends she believes he left rehab too soon,” a source tells In Touch. “But he refused to stay in rehab, saying he missed the family and would continue outpatient treatment. Jen believes he was coming up with excuses.” Not surprisingly, People magazine – the official publication of PR teams everywhere – offers a different take, claiming there was no particular reason why Jen filed when she did. In fact, an insider tells the magazine that Jen initially planned to file sooner, but wanted to wait until Ben was through with rehab. “Jen waited for the right time,” the source claims. “She wasn’t going to file for divorce while Ben was struggling. She is very proud of him for getting help.” The source adds: “It was just time. There was no catalyst … As in any marriage, there were numerous reasons why it didn’t work.” Currently, Ben lives in a guest house on the property where he once lived with Jen. Interestingly, it seems there are no immediate plans for the Oscar winner to relocate: “When and if he moves out, it will be when he finds a place suitable for their situation,” says the source close to the couple. “They want to keep the kids close.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind
Last week, the world learned that Jennifer Garner had filed for divorce from Ben Affleck . The news came as a surprise for several reasons: For starters, Ben and Jen had been separated for over a year with no apparent plans to end their marriage. On top of that, Ben recently entered rehab for alcohol addiction , seemingly as part of his effort to win his wife back. Now, however, there are questions as to whether or not Affleck actually completed his course of treatment. According to his own timeline, Affleck only stayed at the facility for two weeks. Generally, rehab counselors recommend a minimum of four weeks of treatment, and in the cases of those who have the time and money (such as celebrities) they suggest a much longer stay. Many now believe it’s no coincidence that Ben’s stint was so short and Jen filed so soon after. As with seemingly everything related to Ben and Jen, however, there are two conflicting sides to the story: “She’s telling friends she believes he left rehab too soon,” a source tells In Touch. “But he refused to stay in rehab, saying he missed the family and would continue outpatient treatment. Jen believes he was coming up with excuses.” Not surprisingly, People magazine – the official publication of PR teams everywhere – offers a different take, claiming there was no particular reason why Jen filed when she did. In fact, an insider tells the magazine that Jen initially planned to file sooner, but wanted to wait until Ben was through with rehab. “Jen waited for the right time,” the source claims. “She wasn’t going to file for divorce while Ben was struggling. She is very proud of him for getting help.” The source adds: “It was just time. There was no catalyst … As in any marriage, there were numerous reasons why it didn’t work.” Currently, Ben lives in a guest house on the property where he once lived with Jen. Interestingly, it seems there are no immediate plans for the Oscar winner to relocate: “When and if he moves out, it will be when he finds a place suitable for their situation,” says the source close to the couple. “They want to keep the kids close.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind
Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life. OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle. She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out. When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:
Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life. OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle. She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out. When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:
How precious is Jennifer Lawrence? That's actually a trick question, because there's no real way to calculate just how precious she is. If we tried, our feeble human brains would likely explode and drip from our ears in a tragic, graphic example of what can happen if you fly too close to the sun. Yes, J-Law is the sun. Bright, beautiful, life-sustaining, and so, so hot . But, much like the sun, she could be capable of so much destruction. And, as she tells in this absolutely delightful new interview on The Graham Norton Show, she almost destroyed one person's life while filming a movie. Literally. She almost killed someone. Jennifer, who was on the show with Chris Pratt to promote their new movie, Passengers, says that while she was in Hawaii filming the second Hunger Games movie, Catching Fire , she had to wear a wetsuit for long periods of time. The poor girl got an uncontrollable ass itch — it happens to the best of us — but she couldn't really get in there to scratch it because of the suit. But our dear J-Law is a problem solver, so she saw some rough old boulders, just sitting there, waiting to assist her. And what happened next … well, just watch the video below:
How precious is Jennifer Lawrence? That's actually a trick question, because there's no real way to calculate just how precious she is. If we tried, our feeble human brains would likely explode and drip from our ears in a tragic, graphic example of what can happen if you fly too close to the sun. Yes, J-Law is the sun. Bright, beautiful, life-sustaining, and so, so hot . But, much like the sun, she could be capable of so much destruction. And, as she tells in this absolutely delightful new interview on The Graham Norton Show, she almost destroyed one person's life while filming a movie. Literally. She almost killed someone. Jennifer, who was on the show with Chris Pratt to promote their new movie, Passengers, says that while she was in Hawaii filming the second Hunger Games movie, Catching Fire , she had to wear a wetsuit for long periods of time. The poor girl got an uncontrollable ass itch — it happens to the best of us — but she couldn't really get in there to scratch it because of the suit. But our dear J-Law is a problem solver, so she saw some rough old boulders, just sitting there, waiting to assist her. And what happened next … well, just watch the video below:
The UK doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving, as it would be sort of weird to commemorate the day a bunch of religious fanatics fled their shores in a rickety boat just to crash into a rock a few hundred miles north of their destination two months later. But that doesn’t mean we can’t pout out some gravy for out brother Brits who shan’t be enjoying their own four-day weekend. And while we’re at it, let’s take some time to offer thanks for the precious gift that is Kate Middleton. While the rumors that Kate is pregnant with baby number three are almost certainly bogus, she gives us plenty to be grateful for everyday. Though her actual coronation may still be some time off, she still gives us plenty of reason to shout, “Yaaaaas, queen!” Take Kate’s actions at a recent children’s charity event in London, for example. Witnesses say a woman named Ceri Knapton was moved to tears while listening to her 13-year-old son, Ethan, describe how he uses his own struggles with Autism and Asperger Syndrome to raise awareness and educate others. “I vowed that I wouldn’t cry but was just overcome listening to Ethan,” Knapton told reporters afterward. “The Duchess just leaned over and said to me ‘I’ve got to give you a hug as a mum.’ I couldn’t believe it. It was such a kind gesture.” Yes, you might not know this, but the royals don’t have a reputation for being the most sentimental, approachable lot. But Kate by all accounts, Kate seemed genuinely moved as she embraced the Knaptons and encouraged them to continue sharing their stories. “It was a very difficult time but my diagnosis helped me to cope with what I was experiencing,” Ethan said. “I decided that I wanted to speak out about it.There is no point in sitting back. I’d rather stand up and make a difference.” Sources say Kate even spoke a bit about her own family, informing those in attendance that Prince George is into dinosaurs these days, with the T-rex being his favorite. Sadly, she didn’t offer any new details about Prince Harry’s relationship with Meghan Markle. Hey, it’s a touching story, but we’re still a gossip site, ya know? View Slideshow: Kate Middleton: 15 Photos of Iconic Hair Porn
Get ready to actually feel good about something that happened on Teen Mom OG. Yes, we know, it's a bizarre feeling, and it almost never happens, but this is precious, we promise. We're finally getting to see some footage from Maci Bookout's wedding to Taylor McKinney ! Maci is one of the very, very few “good” Teen Moms — she and Chelsea Houska are pretty much it — so there's no guilt in enjoying this. There's not even the tiniest bit of drama, none of the overwhelming (but delicious) trashiness that Teen Mom typically thrives on . This is just some really beautiful footage of a truly lovely wedding. It feels weird, right? In this sneak peek from next week's episode of the show, you get to see the goings-on from right before the actual ceremony. You get to see Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra arrive, you even see Maci's terrible ex, Ryan Edwards, show up with his new girlfriend and his parents. There's Maci's three children, Bentley, Jayde, and Maverick, all decked out in adorable formal wear for the special occasion. You even see Maci pulling up to the church in her absolutely gorgeous dress. Check out all the magic, every last beautiful bit of it, in the video below:
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