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Jennifer Garner: Did She Leave Ben Affleck Because He Never Finished Rehab?

Last week, the world learned that Jennifer Garner had filed for divorce from Ben Affleck . The news came as a surprise for several reasons: For starters, Ben and Jen had been separated for over a year with no apparent plans to end their marriage. On top of that, Ben recently entered rehab for alcohol addiction , seemingly as part of his effort to win his wife back. Now, however, there are questions as to whether or not Affleck actually completed his course of treatment. According to his own timeline, Affleck only stayed at the facility for two weeks. Generally, rehab counselors recommend a minimum of four weeks of treatment, and in the cases of those who have the time and money (such as celebrities) they suggest a much longer stay. Many now believe it’s no coincidence that Ben’s stint was so short and Jen filed so soon after. As with seemingly everything related to Ben and Jen, however, there are two conflicting sides to the story: “She’s telling friends she believes he left rehab too soon,” a source tells In Touch. “But he refused to stay in rehab, saying he missed the family and would continue outpatient treatment. Jen believes he was coming up with excuses.”  Not surprisingly, People magazine – the official publication of PR teams everywhere – offers a different take, claiming there was no particular reason why Jen filed when she did. In fact, an insider tells the magazine that Jen initially planned to file sooner, but wanted to wait until Ben was through with rehab. “Jen waited for the right time,” the source claims. “She wasn’t going to file for divorce while Ben was struggling. She is very proud of him for getting help.” The source adds: “It was just time. There was no catalyst … As in any marriage, there were numerous reasons why it didn’t work.” Currently, Ben lives in a guest house on the property where he once lived with Jen. Interestingly, it seems there are no immediate plans for the Oscar winner to relocate: “When and if he moves out, it will be when he finds a place suitable for their situation,” says the source close to the couple. “They want to keep the kids close.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind

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Jennifer Garner: Did She Leave Ben Affleck Because He Never Finished Rehab?

Jennifer Garner: Did She Leave Ben Affleck Because He Never Finished Rehab?

Last week, the world learned that Jennifer Garner had filed for divorce from Ben Affleck . The news came as a surprise for several reasons: For starters, Ben and Jen had been separated for over a year with no apparent plans to end their marriage. On top of that, Ben recently entered rehab for alcohol addiction , seemingly as part of his effort to win his wife back. Now, however, there are questions as to whether or not Affleck actually completed his course of treatment. According to his own timeline, Affleck only stayed at the facility for two weeks. Generally, rehab counselors recommend a minimum of four weeks of treatment, and in the cases of those who have the time and money (such as celebrities) they suggest a much longer stay. Many now believe it’s no coincidence that Ben’s stint was so short and Jen filed so soon after. As with seemingly everything related to Ben and Jen, however, there are two conflicting sides to the story: “She’s telling friends she believes he left rehab too soon,” a source tells In Touch. “But he refused to stay in rehab, saying he missed the family and would continue outpatient treatment. Jen believes he was coming up with excuses.”  Not surprisingly, People magazine – the official publication of PR teams everywhere – offers a different take, claiming there was no particular reason why Jen filed when she did. In fact, an insider tells the magazine that Jen initially planned to file sooner, but wanted to wait until Ben was through with rehab. “Jen waited for the right time,” the source claims. “She wasn’t going to file for divorce while Ben was struggling. She is very proud of him for getting help.” The source adds: “It was just time. There was no catalyst … As in any marriage, there were numerous reasons why it didn’t work.” Currently, Ben lives in a guest house on the property where he once lived with Jen. Interestingly, it seems there are no immediate plans for the Oscar winner to relocate: “When and if he moves out, it will be when he finds a place suitable for their situation,” says the source close to the couple. “They want to keep the kids close.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind

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Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life.   OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle.   She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out.   When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:

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Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life.   OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle.   She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out.   When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:

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Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!