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Jenelle Evans: I Have Too Many Kids!

Have you ever noticed that even though Jenelle Evans has three children now, she's never seemed particularly maternal? Sure, she's managed to keep Kaiser and Ensley alive, and they seem like healthy, reasonably happy kids, but we've never really seen Jenelle enjoying being a mother, you know? After Jace was born, she took off night after night because she thought that since he was asleep, he'd be fine — which, as you surely know, is not how babies work. With Kaiser, she seems overwhelmed and annoyed with him most of the time, and we really haven't seen much footage of her with Ensley to be able to get a feel for how she is with her … Until now! In a new sneak peek for tomorrow night's episode of Teen Mom 2, we see Jenelle talk to a producer about how life is with so many children. (At this point, she still has random visitation with Jace, but Kaiser and Ensley, as well as David's daughter, Maryssa, live with her.) As the clip begins, she explains that David took Kaiser and Maryssa to school while she sorts out things around the house and takes care of Ensely. Which means that she runs around upstairs while Ensley chills in a baby swing down in the living room. A producer asks her how it's been to get moved into their new house while caring for so many kids, and Jenelle doesn't hold back. “It's been pretty hectic,” she says. “I don't know, I'm so confused about life right now. I can't think straight.” The producer suggests that it's all too much, and she doesn't argue. “I mean, I'm tired by the end of the day, but when I wake up I'm happy that I'm in this house,” she explains. When they were in their old house, she couldn't stop thinking about how much she disliked it , and how she just wanted to “be on my land, away from people, away from traffic.” She then goes to get the baby so she can feed her a bottle, and she tells the producer “See, when I try to get things done I have to stop so I can feed Ensley.” Because how dare that newborn not get up and get her own dang snack, right? When she's asked if she ever gets any time for herself, she says that she's able to shower and eat and sleep, “but that's about it.” But honestly, it sounds like she's got way more time to herself than many moms — being able to shower and sleep after just giving birth are pretty big luxuries, actually. While Jenelle doesn't drop any major bombs in this sneak peek, the interesting thing is her demeanor. It's looks like she's more than just exhausted. Watch Jenelle and the adorable Ensley in action in the video below:

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Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life.   OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle.   She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out.   When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:

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Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans: See Her Absolutely Insane New Commercial!

Jenelle Evans is many things. She's a mother. She's a daughter. She's almost someone's wife. She's a habitual offender . While Jenelle has many roles in this life, being an actress is not one of them. But somehow, someway, she was still cast in a commercial for a product called Laboraide. And it is seriously the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your whole entire life.   OK, so Laboraide is this natural, drug-free device for pregnant women to wear while they're in labor. It's supposed to allow them to be able to push more effectively and to avoid surgical interventions. It's essentially a glorified mouth guard. But we're not here to talk about the product — though why someone thinks a woman would want to bother with this nonsense while she's in the middle of labor is unexplainable — we're here to talk about Jenelle. Specifically, we're here to talk about Jenelle, her creepy boyfriend, David Eason , and their ridiculously cheesy acting. At the beginning of the commercial, we see David wheel Jenelle into the hospital. You'd think she'd be in pain, or at least a little anxious, but no. Not Jenelle.   She is calm and serene, ready to shove a hunk of plastic in her mouth and push that baby out.   When she gets to her hospital bed, she hops in, then puts that fancy mouth guard right in her gob. She's ready now! Right in the middle of labor, she's so in control of it all that she's able to take a moment from her steady breathing to share a sweet smile with her third baby daddy. And then, when that baby is finally born, she's able to sit back and relax, not a drop of sweat or blood or any other bodily fluid in sight, and just cuddle that child. Did we mention that she's rocking giant pearl earrings all throughout her delivery? Because she is. None of it makes sense, and Jenelle is a horrible actress, especially for pretending to do something she's done three times now in real life. But that's the magic of it. See Jenelle's acting chops in what could very possibly be the worst commercial of all time:

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Ashton Kutcher Stars in Fake Dating Site Video

Okay, this is pretty darn funny. Ashton Kutcher, who knows a thing or two about dating around, is featured in a new video advertisement for worldwidelovers.com. Well, actually, it’s a video advertisement for Popchips, for which Kutcher serves as the brand ambassador. But the important part is this: in the spot, the Two and a Half Men actor – who may or may not be doing Mila Kunis – portrays four characters: A Bollywood producer. A stoner. A Karl Lagerfeld clone who shares food with his dog. A tattooed biker. Demi Moore may not laugh at the ad, but we’re guilty of doing so: Ashton Kutcher Dating Site Commercial

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Jenelle Evans Boob Job Pic: All Riiiiiight!

Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has made good on her threat to get fake boobs , and boy is she psyched about it from the looks of this Twitter pic. One of the reality star’s best friends shared a photo from inside the plastic surgeon’s office this morning, with Jenelle right about to go under the knife. The caption: “Ready to go and get new boobies!!!!” Words to live by, people. Words to live by. Thumbs up for a new rack! Woo hoo!! While Jenelle hasn’t said much about her decision to undergo surgery, E! said last month that she simply “got tired of having small breasts” and after much deliberation, “decided on a full ‘C’ cup because she does not want to go too big.” That’s a relief. No word on whether Kieffer Delp is psyched about the new merchandise, or when we can expect revealing pics of the new C-cups on Twitter. Knowing @PBandJenelly_1, we would guess within a couple of weeks at the latest.

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