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Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day

Mila Kunis, mom of Two, with the worst possible dude ever, trying to keep the dream alive…of being hot… I miss the Mila Kunis who dated that Home ALone Culkin for what must have been 20 fucking years…because it made her seem a little more interesting, maybe a little creepy because she clearly had a fetish or crush on him growing up in Eastern Europe…watching the American media that was smuggled to her.. Now she’s old mom Mila who married a Kutcher because he’s fucking rich as fuck after that 70s show do to strategic investing and good timing and not necessarily genius….but who can debate that he’s not genius when he’s rich… I think it was a cop out for her to run back to her high school crush, but I guess they had been through so much together, like each dating very weird people long term before finding each other again…like BFFs…who understand each other because they were on set with each other as part of the phenom that was their show..and here she is looking long and lean, despite being short and old… She’s been hot, still hot maybe, but anyone that puts Kutcher sperm in her or him is the fucking worst whether they look good or not….all I see is his Kutcher face…. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Will Valentine Break Jace In Shadowhunters Season 2?

The Institute is on lockdown in our exclusive clip from the Season 2 premiere of “Shadowhunters.”

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Ashton Kutcher Reveals What’s So ‘Weird’ About Laura Prepon’s Engagement

Ashton Kutcher dishes on Laura Prepon’s engagement to their mutual friend Ben Foster.

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We Now Know What Ashton Kutcher’s Penis Looks Like

Mila Kunis is pregnant with her and Ashton Kutcher's second child . Therefore, we know she has had sex with the actor on a minimum of two occasions, meaning we can take the star's word for it when it comes to the shape of her husband's penis. Yes, ladies, we're about to talk about Ashton Kutcher's penis. On The Late Late Show Monday night, Kunis appeared as a guest on Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts, meaning she had to answer a personal question or eat some really disgusting. So after James Corde asked whether Kutcher’s private part was more akin to a “carrot stick or beer can,” Kunis had to respond… or drink a glass of clam juice. Egged on by fellow guest Christina Applegate, Kunis replied by comparing Kutcher's junk to a “carrot stick.” This elicited laughter from Corden because… well… carrot sticks aren't very impressive, size-wise. They're tall, but pretty darn thin. “But beer cans are short,” Kunis said in her defense. “No, not a big beer can,” Corden corrected the beauty. “A beer can!” Kunis therefore shouted as a correction, explaining: “I'm thinking it's short and stubby or long and thin. But no, [it's] like a Guinness.” So there you have it. Ashton Kutcher's penis is sort of like a Guiness can. Did the actor mind that his unit is now a topic of national conversation? Not when it's being described this way. “He was very happy about the Guinness,” Kunis told E! News. “And then I was like, 'I should've been like a 40!'” HA! Check out the clip of Kunis making this confession below. It's the first question she is asked in the segment.

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Mila Kunis Picture of the Day

Nothing like an overrated mom of a Kutcher…pulling up her jeans at a baseball game for you to question the meaning of life and try to figure out where it all went wrong….while going so right for Mila Kunis, because Kutcher is a billionaire and doesn’t mind her Culkin AIDS, because it’s not as disgusting as his Demi Moore AIDS…as both are products of the same 70s show fame… I mean, I liked her on that 70s show, I felt she was played out when doing the Romantic comedies…now this mom jean hustle……this is so offensive….and is nothing erotic…but you’re probably jerking off to it…thanks to your loyalty….. The post Mila Kunis Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis baby

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis#39;s baby girl is cute.“I reached out to him when he had a baby the other day,” Rumer Willis, 26, told co-hosts Billy Bush and Kit Hoover. “I saw photos of her, she’s very cute!” Looking for a picture of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’ new baby girl Wyatt#x003f; Rumer has it! In a new interview with Access Hollywood, Rumer Willis opened up about her famous family before touching on her ex-stepfather Kutcher, 36, and his infant daughter. But don’t expect the Always

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Jac Jagaciak for some Korean Magazine of the Day

Jac Jagaciak is a model who does Victoria’s Secret shit..and here she is wearing clothes and not showing nipple in her fashion shoot for some Korean Magazine, making me wonder why I am even posting it, but then I realize I am in too deep, this tall bitch won.

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Mila Kunis Has GIven Up of the Day

Real girls don’t eat…it takes a good pregnancy, or engagement, or trapping of a man to say, fuck my career I’ve made my money, it’s about my happiness, and giving up, pass me that corn dog…and that is far more depressing than her marrying Ashton, because you never had a chance, who cares who she fucks, what matters is how she looks, and more importantly, the condition of her pussy…something I guess she doesn’t seem to care about TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Free At Last: Dirty Dog Ashton Kutcher And Demoralized Demi Moore FINALLY Settle Their Divorce!

It’s about damn time ! Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Divorce Finalized According to TMZ reports : Ashton Kutcher has something to be thankful for this week — his divorce from Demi Moore was just finalized … TMZ has learned. The docs were filed Tuesday afternoon by disso-queen Laura Wasser on Kutcher’s behalf, ending the marriage that began in 2005. The two had separated in 2011. The reason it took so long for the saga to finally end (Ashton initially filed for divorce in Dec. 2012) — is because they were squabbling over money. As we first reported, Demi wanted spousal support even though she’s worth way more than Ashton. Our sources say she backed off that claim. We’re told … they ultimately reached a financial settlement and Ashton gave Demi somewhat more than he had to, but at least it’s finally over … and now he can focus on getting hitched to Mila Kunis (if he wants). Oh, he’s DEFINITELY gonna get hitched to Mila ASAP! Wonder does Demi really feel that Ashton’s money bought some of her dignity back? Image via WENN

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Ashton Kutcher defends Jobs – Hollywood.TV

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Ashton Kutcher is openly defending his work on the Steve Jobs biopic Jobs. The film has received mostly negative reviews but Ashton fought back against the c…

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