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Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mila Kunis, mom of Two, with the worst possible dude ever, trying to keep the dream alive…of being hot… I miss the Mila Kunis who dated that Home ALone Culkin for what must have been 20 fucking years…because it made her seem a little more interesting, maybe a little creepy because she clearly had a fetish or crush on him growing up in Eastern Europe…watching the American media that was smuggled to her.. Now she’s old mom Mila who married a Kutcher because he’s fucking rich as fuck after that 70s show do to strategic investing and good timing and not necessarily genius….but who can debate that he’s not genius when he’s rich… I think it was a cop out for her to run back to her high school crush, but I guess they had been through so much together, like each dating very weird people long term before finding each other again…like BFFs…who understand each other because they were on set with each other as part of the phenom that was their show..and here she is looking long and lean, despite being short and old… She’s been hot, still hot maybe, but anyone that puts Kutcher sperm in her or him is the fucking worst whether they look good or not….all I see is his Kutcher face…. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video…. Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me… She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie… Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit… The post Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadine Velazquez Instagram Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream… Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because she’s just good at being a slut…and maybe – just maybe nude, attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…because she doesn’t give a fuck, is not shy…at 40…it’s almost over…right… The post Nadine Velazquez Instagram Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Do I look like a bro to you? No, bro you don’t but I don’t have to call you officer.” We live in a horrible society where everyone calls each other bros. From Frat Boys to Jersey Shore types…to Italian first gens in Montreal…it’s the fucking worst…so I’m with the cop on this…because whenever anyone, whether it is someone at the bank, a cab driver, someone at a restaurant, really anyone calls me Bro…I don’t want to just correct them, I want to drag them out back and take them out…Bro…it’s the sarcastic thumbs up that speaks directly to the place where I feel anger.. So I’m just surprised the cop didn’t Ferguson him, but I guess he’d need to be black for that. The post NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa Topless Instagram of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa was a stripper looking girl who never realized she was a stripper…you know a high priced escort who took a few decades to get to the point where she accepted being a an escort…and in her 20s her sex working was more a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines that featured her over and over again…. Then she turned 30, people stopped caring, the men’s magazines she was in stopped printing, and her low level jobs were probably barely paying the bills, forcing her into the rich guy circuit…who like their “girlfriends” to be whorish models…that are published…so they feel like they’re investing into something other people have paid for..it’s weird..but good self promotion or marketing for these girls, who if they did back pages, would be treated with less respect… In her attempt to make it on her own, in the industry, she did some even went back to Poland to try to have a career there…before the miracle happened…a miracle called Dancing with the Stars…and all her dreams came true… It was at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…and I use the word people loosely, I feel like those people are shit people, who watch shit tv and barely have brains…miserable half retards who watch these people…horrible.. Now that that show is over, she’s left to taking slutty pics of herself…for her barely engaged or interested fans…desperation, even on old ladies, smells good. The post Joanna Krupa Topless Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa was a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines… She did a series of very low level jobs, she even went back to Poland to try to have a career there, but then a miracle happened…called Dancing with the Stars…where all her dreams came true…at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…barely actual people who count, just the masses, who are clearly half retards, but still people….opening the doors for her to show up to restaurants in see through shirts…now that it’s all over…to get the paparazzi to take pics of her.. She’s a “shoulda been a stripper” kind of girl….but showing her nipples is ok….even if the tits they are on…are aftermarket and thus less valuable….they are still tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons’ Cleavage Show

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m pretty sure nobody cares about the Grammys anymore, but I’m still glad Rolling Stone and Google Play held their own pre-Grammy party. Because it made a great excuse for Sophie Simmons , aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter, to show off her serious talents. Anyway, I don’t think Sophie’s up for any awards Sunday night, unless they finally took my suggestion and added Bustiest Rock Star Daughter as a category. Because if they want people to pay attention, they’re going to need a whole lot more where this came from. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich… So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits… The post Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret: A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:35am PST She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….

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Barbara Palvin Hot for L’Officiel of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is a big Hungarian girl….brought up from communist regime, where the weak either died off or were killed off, thanks to rationed food and no patience for bullshit, leaving only the strong genetics…that are now either cam girls or models…and I guess Barbara Palvin snuck her way into Victoria’s Secret at 18, because Victoria’s Secret are creepy fucking perverts, and they like them young, especially when they are foreign and need work permits…who I’ve heard they used to protect Miranda Kerr’s name, and really the Victoria’s Secret name, from when she banged Bieber…because it made more sense for the new girl, who was Bieber’s age to fuck Bieber and not the old weathered mom who is married to the guy from Pirates, to fuck Beiber, even though the world is full of sluts of both gender, especially at this level, because well…people like to fuck… All this to say, here she is in Officiel, and she’s looking pretty fun…

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