Star Wars: The Force Awakens is on its way to becoming one of the highest grossing movies of all time after it smashed box office records during its opening weekend, including the highest opening day gross with $119,119,282. While Awakens attempts to dethrone Avatar at the top of the domestic box office, we’ll be checking out the hottest women from the top 5 highest grossing movies and their best nude roles. So this is why the theaters are always so sticky! 1) Avatar (2009) – $760,507,625 Starred Sigourney Weaver , went nude in Half Moon Street (1986) 2) Titanic (1997) – $658,672,302 Starred Kate Winslet , who turned boys into men in the same flick and has the distinction of having the highest grossing boobs domestically. 3) Jurassic World (2015) – $652,270,625 Starred Bryce Dallas Howard , went nude in Manderlay (2005) 4) Marvel’s The Avengers (2012) – $623,357,910 Starred Scarlett Johansson , went nude in Under the Skin (2013) 5) The Dark Knight (2008) – $534,858,444 Starred Maggie Gyllenhaal , went nude in, take your pick! We’ll choose Secretary (2002)
The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich… So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits… The post Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Ready to feel really, really, really old, Titanic fans? Okay, here we go: Leonardo DiCaprio turns 40 years old today. Yes, the teen idol we all had posters of our bedroom wall after his star-making turn in the aforementioned James Cameron blockbuster has now reached the big 4-0. 13 Handsome Photos of Leonardo DiCaprio 1. Handsome Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio has packed on some pounds. But he’s done it for a role and, come on, he’s still handsome! DiCaprio got his start on Growing Pains and was nominated for an Oscar his role as an autistic boy in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, years before he even boarded the Titanic. The very handsome star has been nominated for five Academy Awards overall and is easily one of the most popular actors in Hollywood. He’s also one of the most talented. Coming off The Wolf of Wall Street, DiCaprio will next be seen in The Revenant, a 2015 release set in the 1820s. He dated Blake Lively in 2011 and values his privacy, though photos of DiCaprio and his latest model du jour do pop up every now and then. They are typically frolicking on the beach or relaxing on a yacht somewhere, meaning Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t really need anything for his birthday. He’s already got it all! Send in your very best wishes to this star now.
Facebook is an ideal destinations for fails and faux pas. Consider all the ways parents humiliate their kids on this social media network; and/or these 11 annoying couples who really need to get an offline life. But all 33 of the following Facebook miscues take the hilariously awkward cake. From not knowing the date on which July 4 falls… to mistaking Facebook for Google… to being totally owned by a former teacher… the following individuals will go down in Internet history infamy. Sit back, click around now and prepare for a few tear-inducing laughs at the expense of some ignorant Facebook users: 33 Most Epic Facebook Fails of All Time Open Slideshow 1. Weird-Looking Parrot! Who chose that bird to put over an American flag pic, honestly? And why? View As List 1. Weird-Looking Parrot! Who chose that bird to put over an American flag pic, honestly? And why? 2. WTH, Time?!? The time went… backwards? What the heck happened here?!? 3. No Reception It may be 2014, but that doesn’t mean everyone owns a cell phone. 4. A Shocking Fact THIS JUST IN: Africa is not a country. Story developming… 5. Vegetarian Fail You’re a vegetarian who eats turkey burgers? That seems hard to pull off. 6. Comma vs. Coma All it takes is one letter to give a word a very different meaning from another word. 7. Exchaning Vowels Do you, anonymous woman, promise to give this anonymous man an E in exchange for his U? 8. Empire (Building) State of Mind This is the Statue of Liberty. 9. A Sinking Feeling Yes, this person believed James Cameron’s Titanic was a real-life documentary. 10. RIP, Michael Jordan He had quite the run, but Michael Jordan has apparently passed away. 11. Non-Penguins 1. You misspelled “penguins.” 2. These are not penguins. 12. Trippy! Whoa, bros. Where is the W in this tennis racket shadow? 13. Coolest. Teacher. Ever. Mrs. Johanson 2, Larry 0. 14. Capri Sun FTW! Capri Sun and Mrs. Johanson should totally date. 15. Dead Dawg Yeah. This is a bit awkward. 16. Aunt or Uncle? It’s always exciting to learn whether one is gonna be an aunt or an uncle. 17. Halloween on October 13? PHEW! Can you imagine what will happen the year Halloween falls on October 13? 18. Who is Feat?!? Forget Kanye. Who is this impressive rapper named “Feat.?” 19. Google vs. Facebook If at first parents don’t learn… just humor them. 20. A Lack of Manors Where have all the good manors gone? Blame the economy. 21. Confused About Hitler Let’s give Holly a break: people have said MUCH worse things about Hitler. 22. BJ Confusion One type of blow job may be considered a sin. The other is just a type of beauty enhancement. 23. What a Dumb Elevator! Seriously, what is this elevator thinking?!? 24. A Billion Here, A Billion There… Give this person a break! Is there really a big difference between 7 and 20 billion? 25. Credit Card Rejection Maybe this person just has the wrong kind of computer. 26. Was the Titanic Real? Who knew there was so much confusion on the Internet about the Titanic? 27. A Parent’s Revenge Let’s just say we’re glad we aren’t a member of this family. 28. Burned by the Sun Just keep digging that hole, Facebook user… 29. Hashtag Confusion Because all phones created nowadays have the Hashtag sign on them. 30. Marveling at Nature If you ever doubt the existence of God, just look at… Mount Rushmore? 31. July 3 or 4? Come on. July 4 only falls on the 3rd when Halloween falls on October 13. 32. Happy Birthday, Earth! Seriously, buddy, you’ve come a long way. Well done!
Titanic is back on Netflix Instant, so you can once again get your rocks off to the always skinsational Kate Winslet ! Big thanks to champion Mr. Skin commenter Bubbaali2010 for alerting us that it was streaming once again! Looks like it’s time for you to go hard to starboard! The English Patient , another Best Picture winner, is back on Netflix as well this month! Lots of fun stuff here to choose from, whether it be a full frontal Kristin Scott-Thomas or a topless Juliette Binoche , these sexy ladies will help you navigate the savage desert terrain! And maybe even keep you from falling asleep! Finally there’s the first three films in the Death Wish Pentalogy, all of which feature some fantastic flesh! Death Wish gave us a sensationally shirtless Kathleen Tolan struggling to get away from an attacker! Death Wish II upped the ante, giving us a terrific trio of nude ladies! Melody Santangello and Robin Sherwood both bared their breasts, but Silvana Gallardo went the extra mile, giving us some fantastic full frontal! Death Wish III gave us the nude debut of the beautiful Marina Sirtis , best known for her role as Counsellor Troi on Star Trek: The Next Generation, as well as the gorgeous glands of Sandy Grizzle ! No need to let the cops handle this, you’ve got everything well in hand! More pics after the jump!
Late last month, we posted adorable photos of parents and their baby recreating a number of famous movie scene, from Jurassic Park to Indiana Jones and many in between. Now, a man and his dog have gone ahead and done the same thing. The results are both hilarious and a tad disturbing, starting with this reenactment of the Dirty Dancing lift: Then there’s this scene from Brokeback Mountain: There’s also this romantic Sixteen Candles moment: And this VERY romantic Top Gun scene: The owner and his pet also made like Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams in The Notebook: And like Peter Parker and Mary Jane in Spider-Man: Finally, this dog is the King of the World. Check out his Titanic impersonation here:
Wanted: one hardy strain of dinosaur DNA and an endless supply of lawyers who don’t mind using outhouses. Gawker.com picked up a report from Australia’s Sunshine Coast Daily that local billionaire Clive Palmer is in “deep discussion” with the scientists who cloned Dolly the Sheep about producing a real, live dinosaur that he could house at an ambitious resort he’s developing in Coolum, in the state of Queensland. Palmer, who looks like he was cloned from the DNA of John Candy and Sir Richard Attenborough — he played Jurassic Park founder John Hammond in Steven Spielberg’s 1993 film adaption of Michael Crichton’s novel — also reportedly wants to build a fully functional replica of the Titanic, which suggests to me that this guy is just looking for trouble. I should also note that Queensland does not need an actual dangerous-ass dinosaur running loose since it is already home to a staggering array of deadly and venomous creatures i ncluding the Blue Ring Octopus, the Funnel Web and Red Back spiders, the Saltwater Crocodile and Taipan and Brown snakes. Palmer has yet to verify this claim, but is reportedly expected to hold a press conference on Friday. Stay tuned. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
“Considering the vivid 3D effects, we fear that viewers may reach out their hands for a touch and thus interrupt other people’s viewing. To avoid potential conflicts between viewers and out of consideration of building a harmonious ethical social environment, we’ve decided to cut off the nudity scenes.” I presume this means Piranha 3DD can count the Chinese market out. [ IMDB ]
Get ready for Titanic SUPER 3D!! With Titanic 3D about to set sail into theaters, the Internet came up with a great parody trailer of James Cameron’s epic film … as seen through the directorial visions of George Lucas, Michael Bay and J.J. Abrams instead! We would totally go see this. Picture exploding passengers, sea monsters and Storm Troopers. Enjoy. Titanic SUPER 3D Trailer (Parody)
(YouTube link) Titanic just keep getting improved! Now with more effects, more directors, more monsters, and more explosions! -via reddit Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 07/04/2012 19:13 Number of articles : 2
