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Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day

I don’t know if this is gay or not, but every time I see Behati Prinsloo, I smell Adam Levine’s sperm…not that I know what sperm smells like, even though I theoretically have sperm, and probably always smell of sperm, making me desensitized to sperm smells, but not making the girls I sperm on desensitized because they always seem to throw up when they come in contact with it… I think it is more of a figurative thing….where all I see is his annoying face any time I try to think she’s hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich… So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits… The post Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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