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DNA Delusion: Ancestry.com Apologizes For Ridiculously Romanticized Slavery Ad After Twitter Outs Their Ahistorical BS

Source: Mario Tama / Getty Nice try! Ancestry.com Apologizes For A Love Ad Involving A White Man And Black Slave Smh. Ancestry.com tried to sugar coat, cherry-on-top slavery, and it didn’t go well at all with the people. According to The Atlanta Journal Constitution , the genealogy database tried to promote their services with a commercial set in 1800s America. In the clip, a White man is depicted asking a Black woman named Abigail to “escape to the north” with him. “Will you leave with me?” the man asks, with a ring in his hand. Then, the ad ends with an on-screen “marriage certificate,” suggesting that the man and woman got married in Canada in 1857. ooooh my god LMAOOO who approved this ancestry commercial??? pic.twitter.com/Isy0k4HTMA — manny (@mannyfidel) April 18, 2019   The clip made rounds on social media this week and automatically, folks became outraged over the clip’s romanticization of slavery. A PhD candidate at Harvard, Clint Smith, tweeted: “ancestry dot com: how can we overly romanticize & create an irresponsible, ahistorical depiction of the relationship between white men & black women during the period of chattel slavery that completely disregards its power dynamics & the trauma of sexual exploitation?” nobody: ancestry dot com: how can we overly romanticize & create an irresponsible, ahistorical depiction of the relationship between white men & black women during the period of chattel slavery that completely disregards its power dynamics & the trauma of sexual exploitation? https://t.co/s5BqnoSg9x — Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) April 18, 2019   Activist and organizer Brittany Packnett also tweeted: “I used this service a few years ago. And when I realized I was more than 10% European, I wept. Not from shame for who I am, but from anger from the trauma of how it may have come to be. This commercial spits on the trauma in our veins and the fight of our ancestors, @ ancestry “ I used this service a few years ago. And when I realized I was more than 10% European, I wept. Not from shame for who I am, but from anger from the trauma of how it may have come to be. This commercial spits on the trauma in our veins and the fight of our ancestors, @ancestry https://t.co/KBpqB6XPZg — Brittany Packnett (@MsPackyetti) April 18, 2019   Other historians, reporters, and academics also hopped on social media to call out the company’s “reprehensible” commercial. The site eventually made a public apology on Thursday as backlash peaked: “Ancestry is committed to telling important stories from history,” spokeswoman Gina Spatafore said in a statement. “This ad was intended to represent one of those stories. We very much appreciate the feedback we have received and apologize for any offense that the ad may have caused.” The original video, which was first posted on YouTube has since been removed. The history of Black women facing sexual violence from White men during slavery isn’t some baseless tale either. It’s supported by DNA evidence, according to The New York Times . In a study they covered in 2016, a group of geneticists found in the DNA of 3,726 living African-Americans “marks of slavery’s cruelties, including further evidence that white slave owners routinely fathered children with women held as slaves.” When they examined proportions of European DNA in the population, the scientists also realized that X chromosomes, which are inherited in higher percentages from women, had greater African ancestry than other chromosomes, suggesting that slaveowners were “raping the women they held captive.” So yeah, you can squash the interracial love stories with slaves Ancestry.com. Hit the flip for more commentary on the company’s misstep.

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19 Reasons Grandma Should Never Text Again

We've already listed a number of reasons why grandfather should never really send a text message . But what about grand mothers ? Are they more adept at this form of technology than their elderly counterparts? In short: No. However, this just makes it all the funnier for those of us who get to read what some grandmothers have texted over the years. Consider the following, hilarious cases in point… 1. Oklahoma! Sure, why not, Grandma? It’s lovely state. 2. Wild and Wooly Time! Whatever that means. 3. You Say Chicken, I Say Children But maybe we should call this whole dinner off if you get your way. 4. This Is a Lot to Take In But we hope Lil Wayne is okay. 5. Also, Oklahoma We assume this was the next thing she was gonna write. 6. This is Actually a Reason Why Grandma Should ALWAYS Text Nevermind. Belongs on a different list. View Slideshow

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90 Day Fiance: ANOTHER Couple is Pregnant!

We talked about how 90 Day Fiance star Mohamed Jbali may have been deported , but not all of the news coming out of the series and its upcoming season is quite so distressing. Some couples on that show seemed to enjoy those 90 days of engagement … and even the marriage itself. Something must have been in the water on that show, because another couple from the series is pregnant! Yes, that’s the distinctively named Kirlyam, and she’s carrying the couple’s first child. They’re expecting a boy in September, whom they plan to name Liam. Her husband, Alan Cox, is positively beaming in every photo that we could find. Seriously, his every recent photo looks like he’s just seen a baby sloth and also been kissed by a shy puppy. We think that it’s safe to say that he’s pretty pumped. Just look at how thrilled — seriously — he is to go shopping for baby clothes (several months early, no less!). So, Alan Cox is from LA. He’s a Mormon missionary, and he and Kirlyam met when he was on a mission in Brazil — which is where she’s from. And where her family still lives. Missionaries can be controversial because, you know, their whole purpose is telling other people what to believe, and there’s a whole lot of cultural and historical baggage behind that. But … even I have to relax about this couple, because they’re precious. 90 Day Fiance deals with all sorts of drama, from the regular details of a relationship to outside perceptions. You can imagine how, to some of Alan’s peers, Kirlyam must have seemed like a mail-order-bride. Honestly, the most “dramatic” thing about their relationship and eventual wedding was that her family couldn’t make it up from Brazil, so they watched a livestream of the ceremony. That and the tidbit that, although they lived together on the show, neither of them had engaged in any sort of sex before their wedding night. So rare, right? But that’s their choice. And clearly they’re no longer, um, stranger to each other’s bodies. Because pregnant . They say that greater height differences in straight couples are predictors for longer-lasting relationships. We know that that sounds like the fakest thing ever, but blame the scientists who studied it. Point is … these two might be in for the long haul. And we’re not getting a “green card marriage” or “mail order bride” vibe from these two. Not even a little bit. And Kirlyam is actually still in the process of acquiring her green card. Because no, the US government doesn’t just mail you a green card in an envelope labeled “congrats!” after you tie the knot with a US citizen. There’s a lot of paperwork, and you even have to apply for renewals after, like, a decade. You can’t start applying for citizenship until you’ve been here for 5 years. It’s a whole thing. But, even in today’s nightmarishly xenophobic political climate, we fully expect to see Kirlyam pull it off. These two aren’t the only 90 Day Fiance couple with good news, as Melanie Bowers and Devar Walters are expecting . Reality couples don’t usually last all that long, especially when the reality show focuses on the fact that they’re a couple. Like, think of how The Bachelor usually works out. But these guys are escapting the reality television curse — appropriate, since Kilyam and Alan are huge Harry Potter fans (relatable, right?). All told, though, there are bound to be a lot of surprises on the new season of 90 Day Fiance .

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Kylie Minogue Hanging Out With Herself of the Day

Kylie Minogue is posing with herself…I am not too sure which on is the wax figure and not just because I am too busy wondering if the vagina is built into it, or more importantly if the vagina is self lubricating, but because Kylie Minogue is this weird phenomenon who has been working since the 80s, but who doesn’t age, making me think she’s a fucking AI or a Robot…or a modern version of a sex doll….she’s even survived CANCER…which could be attributed to her scientists who made her readjusting her DNA… You see if you’ve ever seen an Australian in her 30s, you’ll know…at 30…their faces pretty much melt into weirdness…thanks to the sun… But this one…is still so youthful…weird..but what’s weirder is that I’d still fuck her if she was a burn Victim…flesh melting and dripping everywhere…because she’s been a constant source of “I’d fuck that” throughout my adult life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER OUT AND ABOUT…. CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue Hanging Out With Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Why ‘The Flash’ And ‘Arrow’ Are What Young Science Nerds Have Been Looking For

Both “Arrow” and “The Flash” do an awesome job of celebrating their scientists, and that could have far reaching implications for the kids who look up to those characters.

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Ariana Grande Weird Vagina of the Day

This looks like some Bruce Jenner caliber scars, if Bruce Jenner actually committed to being Caitlyn Jenner, and not in a half assed way that I like to think could just as likely be a 100 million dollar revenue earning strategy to keep the family in the media… They are that horrible…don’t pretend they aren’t just cuz motherfucker got some tits…to go with the fact that he was married to an alpha male first… Sex Change scars, or bitch hooked herself up to a vacuum cleaner before going on stage…but I guess when you get banged out by black dudes named “Big Sean”…it’s safe to say that eventually your vagina has so much scar tissue, essentially so beat the fuck up that it has a mind of its own…and tries to escape the host body for refuge… I mean I don’t even know what the fuck I’m looking at here…is that even a vagina? Or a rash? Or product of the Chastity Belt she clearly ripped off with every dude she fucks to fill the void… I don’t think that’s labia…and I’ve seen some vagina…but it could be the seam from where the scientists who made her made the her battery port… Who knows…I’ll just assume it’s alien…Grande…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariana Grande Weird Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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They Won’t Like This: New Evidence Suggests “Non-African Europeans” And Neanderthals Were Getting It In Back In Day!

Humans and Neanderthals been getting in poppin’ Europeans Closer To Neanderthals Than Africans This is an interesting finding… According to Belfast Telegraph: Europeans may be closer to their Neanderthal cousins than was previously thought, new research suggests. Breeding with now-extinct Neanderthals is known to have left its traces in the DNA of modern Europeans. But this mingling of the two human sub-species was thought to have taken place long ago in Africa, before our ancestors spread across the globe. The new evidence suggests Homo sapiens and Neanderthals got together much more recently. Scientists have shown that the genetic similarity between Neanderthals and non-African modern human populations must have arisen after interbreeding in Europe and Asia. The research involved dividing up the genetic code of each sub-species to calculate the statistical likelihood of distant or recent interbreeding. Dr Konrad Lohse, one of the scientists from the University of Edinburgh, said: “Although there has been mounting evidence for genetic exchange between modern humans and Neanderthals in Eurasia from a number of recent genetic studies, it has been difficult to rule out ancestral structure in Africa. We hope our study settles this issue.” Neanderthals are thought to have left Africa more than 200,000 years before early modern humans. The research is published in the journal Genetics. And they say WE’RE the “savages” SMH

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Take Batman’s Breath Away: Watch ‘Top Gun’ Get A Silly Action-Figure Remake

We Are Scientists’ cover of ‘Take My Breath Away’ gets a ridiculous video. By Alex Zalben

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The Side Eye: Republican Lieutenant Governor Nominee E. W. Jackson Says Biological Evolution Is False Because Chimps Can’t Speak Like Humans Do

This guy has diarrhea of the mouth. E. W. Jackson Says Evolution Is False According to Raw Story The Republican nominee for lieutenant governor in Virginia believes that biological evolution is false because chimpanzees cannot speak like humans do. BuzzFeed revealed on Tuesday that E.W. Jackson made the claim in Ten Commandments to an Extraordinary Life, a book he published in 2008. In the book, he noted that scientists had taught chimpanzees to use sign language. He said this finding was wrongly used as evidence that primates were our ancestors. Jackson said the scientists were incorrect because language was a gift God provided exclusively to human beings and “no other creature.” “There is an unfathomable gulf between humans and all other creatures because creation was designed that way,” he wrote. Scientists have uncovered that modern humans and modern chimpanzees share a common ancestor in the distant past. The notion that modern humans evolved from chimpanzees is a common misconception. It is not the first time the controversial candidate’s book has been the subject of scrutiny. In late May, the liberal blog Think Progress reported that Jackson was an advocate of the so-called “prosperity gospel.” In apparent contradiction to the teachings of the New Testament, Jackson’s book declared the pursuit of money was not evil and didn’t make people evil. Somebody needs to tell this guy that the Republican party really doesn’t give an ish about you. They just use you to make them feel less racist. Continue reading

Breaking Nudes: Miley Cyrus Nip Slip! [PICS]

Despite her penchant for braless outings, Miley Cyrus has always managed to keep covered up when the cameras are flashing. So imagine our surprise when the behind-the-scenes footage from her skintastic photo shoot with V Magazine finally got us to bare-boobied bliss. After a thorough examination by our top-notch Skin Scientists, we are pleased to say that Miley did indeed slipple a nipple while modeling a leather jacket. See pics after the jump!

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