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"Broad City" Promises Belly Laughs And Blurred Boobs

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Audrey Roloff: Check Out My Baby Bump!

A day after gushing over her husband and her lord and savior , Audrey Roloff took to Instagram and said some very nice things about someone with whom she is yet to interact. But someone she cannot wait to meet: The Little People, Big World star’s unborn baby! The expecting mother shared the above photograph of herself on social media on Thursday night, giving fans a beautiful look at her growing belly. She included with the snapshot and update on her physical and mental well-being as she approaches first-time motherhood. “My second-trimester update is coming to you a little late… as we have been in a crazzzzzyyy season of packing, moving, and buying our first home!” opened Audrey, who is due in September. She continued: “As I write this, I am almost 29 weeks pregnant, so technically I’m in the beginning of my 3rd trimester! Woah. Where does the time go! “For the most part, I’ve had a great and healthy pregnancy so far!” The wife of Jeremy Roloff and daughter-in-law of Little People, Big World stars Matt and Amy Roloff is expecting a girl this fall. Citing her big move and other life events, Audrey went on to give thanks to The Big Man Above. “I wholeheartedly believe that the Lord has been protecting me from a lot of the typical pregnancy pitfalls and discomforts because the rest of my life has offered plenty of that lately… “Moving, buying our first home, lots of doctors apt (for Jeremy AND me), @beating50 my clothing line @shopalwaysmore writing ALWAYS MORE… “Devotionals, blog posts, filming for LPBW, traveling between Bend and Portland, and being 6 months pregnant.” That really is a whole lot. Now that she’s in the home stretch, we hope Audrey takes it a bit easy and catches up on her sleep. She’s sure gonna need it when that little girl is born! Audrey and Jeremy got married in 2014 and announced their pregnancy this past February. They’ve gotten a small taste of what parenthood will be like because Zach and Tori Roloff just welcomed their first child into the world on May 12. It’s a precious little boy named Jackson and Audrey has shared a couple photos of her cradling the newborn. Audrey has kept Instagram followers well apprised of the status of her baby bump over the past few months. She’s always been very open about her life and her thoughts, her relationship and her faith. “The more we love God, the more we will be capable of loving others,” she wrote this week, for example, expounding as follows: “God’s love is infinite and ours is finite… God’s love is unconditional and ours expects a return… And yet, because of His great love for us and within us, we are able love like He loves. “We are able to love without bounds. We are ALWAYS able to love MORE.” It sounds like a certain little girl who is waiting to be born will enter a household this September that is filled with love, respect, religion and very important life lessons. Here’s a a happy, healthy final three months of pregnancy for Audrey and a happy, healthy daughter on the way! View Slideshow: Little People, Big World Cast: Then vs. Now

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Collin Gosselin: MISSING from His Own Birthday Party?!

So, Kate Gosselin threw a big birthday bash for her sextuplets  last month, because they all turned 13. Making everyone who remembers their birth feel approximately 90. But with reports saying that there was no sign of Collin for his own birthday, a lot of people are deeply concerned about his whereabouts. The party itself was probably an effort on Kate’s part to show that she doesn’t see them as nothing more than walking, talking meal-tickets and targets for her rage. But also it’s going to be a TV special, because, just like how Josh Duggar’s getting screen time again, nobody seems to bat an eye at continuing to give Kate Gosselin airtime and the paycheck that comes with it. Collin has been a vaguely troubled boy for a long time, but reports that Collin Gosselin is missing from promo materials is alarming, considering that this was for his own birthday. Is it possible that he was there, but that they withheld his image from promo materials to hook viewers? Sure. And let’s hope so, because he should Still, people are worried, as he’s allegedly at some sort of “special school” to deal with his behavioral issues. But even Jon Gosselin doesn’t know where Collin is . Apparently, Collin’s behavior includes angry outbursts and that’s why he needs treatment. But the alleged treatment center, which may-or-may-not be some sort of special needs school, remains shrouded in mystery. Apparently Jon Gosselin only has a rough idea. But there’s nothing that he can do, it seems. And the rest of us are in the dark. About Collin’s location, and whether or not he was allowed to celebrate with the five siblings with whom he shared a womb. Honestly, we don’t know the nature of his special needs, but we don’t doubt that they’ve been exacerbated by Kate Gosselin herself. Because she’s just a horrible, horrible parent and we wouldn’t trust her to look after a pet rock, much less a child. Much less eight children. Kate has been complaining about Collin since he was a little boy. Being singled out by a tyrant like Kate Gosselin, who treats her children like prisoners according to reports, would have a profound impact on a developing boy. Though we wouldn’t expect to see the full psychological impact until years after the children have all escaped from her grasp. Since we know that  Kate Gosselin has been violent with Collin , that would only make things so much worse on this poor boy. Honestly, we’re no therapists, but we expect that all of these kids are going to spend years on PTSD counseling. And people used to worry that growing up on camera would ruin these kids’ lives. Some fans are insisting that Kate should bring Collin home from wherever he is. While we agree that he should get to be around his siblings, especially for their shared birthday, we wouldn’t condemn our worst enemy to Kate’s clutches. Let alone some 13-year-old kid who, according to reports, has enough on his plate. But then again, we don’t know enough about where he is. Some “special schools” are wonderful institutions full of caring professionals. Others are nightmare factories that aim to break teens of their “behavior problems.” And we don’t trust Kate to have sent Collin to a reputable establishment. Of all of Kate’s children, Collin’s eventual, inevitable tell-all book will be the one that we’re most interested in reading. But also the one that will be most likely to upset us.

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Game of Thrones Season 7 Spoilers: Who Dies? What’s Jon Snow’s Real Name?

It feels we’ve waited a dozen Long Nights for the Game of Thrones Season 7 premiere , but the summer is finally upon us, children! Yes, we’re exactly one month away from one of the most highly-anticipated episodes of television since that Happy Days  where Fonzie demonstrated to the world that water-skiing in a leather jacket is not only possible, but a good and cool thing to do. Hopefully there won’t be any shark jumping this time around, but if creators D.B Weiss and David Benioff decide to bring Ramsay Bolton back just to have him devoured by beasts again, we’d be cool with that. Okay, you’ve sat through the long-winded throat-clearing sesh worthy of GRRM himself, now it’s time for what you really came for: Yes, we’re talking spoilers, so don’t read any further and then complain in the comments if you don’t want to know what’s in store. We’re sending up more red flags than a Lannister army here, so you’ll have no one to blame except yourself. Here goes: As in years past, the show’s creators have done their damnedest to keep major developments under wraps, and for the most part, they’ve done an impeccable job. But this is 2017, and online GoT obsessives are like Lord Varys, but with much, much greater interest in porn. As a result, the little birds have come home to roost, and it looks like we now have several pieces of potentially game-changing information about the upcoming season: The leaks started back in November, when a Reddit user posted what he claimed was the entire plot of Game of Thrones Season 7 . Obviously, we have no way of knowing if his information is accurate, but the two new details that emerged this week are a little easier to fact-check: First, bad news for people who like bad dudes: Word on the web is that Littlefinger’s nefarious deeds finally catch up with him, and he gets iced in Season 7. Not exactly a stunner, of course, as with all the double-crossing he’s gotten away with, Lord Baelysh has been a marked man for quite some time now. The most convincing evidence for the theory that Littlefinger is headed for the big brothel in the sky comes from a recent cover of Entertainment Weekly , which shows Arya Stark rocking what appears to be Baelish’s Valyrian steel dagger. It seems unlikely that he would simply hand it over without a fight, so in all likelihood, either ruthless killing machine Arya takes him out, or someone else does and gives her the blade as a gift. Either way, RIP, Lord Baelish. You certainly kept things insteresting. This week’s other major spoiler concerns the Boy Who Lived (after he died) King in the North Jon Snow: In the Game of Thrones Season 6 finale , some of our longstanding questions about Jon’s past and parentage were answered. Now, according to a leaked page from an upcoming issue of Empire magazine, we’re soon to learn a lot more about The Man Who Knows Nothing. The page reads: “As we saw in the last episode of season 6, Bran’s psychic time-traveling ‘green sight’ revealed the true nature of Jon’s birth heritage and his real name: Jaehaerys Targaryen. ‘Bran’s now in this precarious situation in which it’s just him and Meera, and he has all of this information that could change the entire story,” said [Bran actor] Isaac Hempstead Wright. And it’s not just about Jon. ‘He knows all about the White Walkers too.’ Jarhaerys Targaryen I, known as “the Old King,” sat atop the Iron Throne longer than any other Targaryen momarch. He’s remembered in Westeros as a wise and just king who butted heads with the dangerous Faith Militant (the High Sparrow’s be-robed douche bags). Lyanna Stark naming her son after one of the most revered figures in Targaryen history would support the fan theory that she was in love her supposed kidnapper (and Jon’s father) Rhaegar Targaryen. View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 7: How Many Episodes Are Left? What’s Jon Snow’s Real Name? And Other Questions All of this, of course, would have huge implications with regard to where the story is headed from here. So there you have it.  Two of this season’s biggest surprises effectively ruined. As always, you can watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic, to try and puzzle out more spoilers, so as to suck the remaining fun of watching the story as it unfolds.

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19 Reasons Grandma Should Never Text Again

We've already listed a number of reasons why grandfather should never really send a text message . But what about grand mothers ? Are they more adept at this form of technology than their elderly counterparts? In short: No. However, this just makes it all the funnier for those of us who get to read what some grandmothers have texted over the years. Consider the following, hilarious cases in point… 1. Oklahoma! Sure, why not, Grandma? It’s lovely state. 2. Wild and Wooly Time! Whatever that means. 3. You Say Chicken, I Say Children But maybe we should call this whole dinner off if you get your way. 4. This Is a Lot to Take In But we hope Lil Wayne is okay. 5. Also, Oklahoma We assume this was the next thing she was gonna write. 6. This is Actually a Reason Why Grandma Should ALWAYS Text Nevermind. Belongs on a different list. View Slideshow

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Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day

I hate female comedians…I mean I hate all comedians, but female ones more than males, they just aren’t funny. It’s a series of “wish I was an actress, but I’m too ugly, so I’m going to use this angle”…that in this feminist world, with the female audience being the market, leaving male comedians to be pussy nerds rather than misogynist assholes, and females to be as vulgar and I guess vulvar as they can…just to get noticed… You know, like Whitney Cummings, talking about sucking dick, and the taste of cum, and all the things girls like to giggle about because girls aren’t supposed to say those things, and girls all think it… Now I don’t know who this Comedian is, or what her schtick is, I am just know that she’s trying too hard to be funny, which isn’t funny, unless she’s not actual funny, in which case it is funny, because I like misguided idiots.. She won Last Comic Standing in 2008, and has since done nothing, so I guess posting nudes on instagram, to get attention, to get noticed, to show off her fake tits, fake tits that make her funnier, because fake tits get people to look her way, mainly to debate if her fake tits counter balance that face…and they do..they always do… The post Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Kelly Brook is one of the funnier UK Glamour models – who ran away from the UK to America, where she probably thought she would do a lot more than Sharknado or Piranha, or maybe she did it for her love for fast food. I’ve heard a lot of funny stories about her, all involving her not being fit, while being low level, a product of great photoshop and laziness, with typical fat girl “Show off my tits and people will ignore the rest of me”…I’ve also heard she was fucked by a whole bunch of various European athletes and I guess that come just comes with the Glamour Model territory… Either way, she’s in LA in very tight jeans, we call this not being willing to size up, and there’s something I like about that, I don’t know what…but it’s definitely something. TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SOME OF HER FAKING FITNESS PICS CLICK HERE

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