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Em RatCow Nipples of the Day

I would boycot, block and delete Rat Cow if she hadn’t blocked and deleted me first. I think her building out her own brand of bikinis and underwear is a smart strategy for her tits, because it’s building equity beyond an Instagram feed she only has from a music video she was lucky to be cast in and naked in… I would ignore her silly self promotion to make herself richer than she is with her scamming….but her tits that I assume are not real tits are just so good….unfortunately she hasn’t sorted out the belly button yet….garbage people doing garbage things….but having great tits throughout the process. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em RatCow Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone… I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim… It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis… She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn. The post Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box… It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version. The post Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH… Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her. Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits. The post Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH… Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her. Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits. The post Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

And so it begins… Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off… I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks… I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level.. KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL… She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot… The post Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

And so it begins… Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off… I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks… I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level.. KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL… She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot… The post Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Naked Halpin Sister of the Day

Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters, they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right.. I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be… I do know that anyone with a penis, has known sisters they want to fuck, or see fuck each other, at least I know that every girl I’ve dated with a sister, I’d look at the sister and think, damn, why did I get the shitty sister, the other one is so much better, I’d like her to sit on my face, while the one I date eats my ass, how can I make that happen….well..it’s hard to make happen, because most sister aren’t like these sisters, willing to fuck each other for money, and really that’s a flaw in society…we should raise sisters to feel it is ok to lick each other’s asses for the benefit of men watching on everywhere…it does great in porn. The post Naked Halpin Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter in Fuck M Boots of the Day

Ariel Winter, the girl I like to think was in contract with her parents who exploited her at a young age….robbing her of her childhood – and putting her to work..that if she keeps paying them until she’s 25, before being too fat to work, they will let her dress however she wants…on her 18th birthday…because girl turned 18 – and it was tits and ass – and not very good tits and ass – but exciting tits and ass to the many people who watch the show she’s on – where she doesn’t show tits and ass…and the whole thing was sloppy and weird…but not as weird as seeing her midget fat legs in fuck-me-Boots….it’s throwing off her proportion that was already weird…making her look like a fat 10 year old playing dress up on halloween…something I hope isn’t your fetish…but it would be my readers who put the blades in apples…jokes…I know I don’t have any readers…. I like the shirt, I think she means “DONUTS” not sushi though.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is with a dog… Here she is as a dog… The post Ariel Winter in Fuck M Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow is More Than Just TITS of the Day

Rat Cow is 25 – I think, and at 25 is when the metabolism starts to slow down – and ass and tits and gut start to get bigger, unless you starve yourself…and there is always that window where things still look good, a bigger ass is fun, and since you’ve already over exposed them tits, and you don’t want to be seen as a tit model…it’s important…to showcase all your other talents…and for some girls, being something people want to fuck is as good as they get…no matter how hard they try to pretend they are more…it always goes back to the half naked, full naked, tits and ass…shameless self promoter…and there is a place in the world for this…I just wish there was more sex videos to back all this up…. The post Rat Cow is More Than Just TITS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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