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Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone… I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim… It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis… She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn. The post Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box… It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version. The post Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH… Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her. Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits. The post Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

And so it begins… Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off… I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks… I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level.. KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL… She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot… The post Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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