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Nadine Velazquez Instagram Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream… Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because she’s just good at being a slut…and maybe – just maybe nude, attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…because she doesn’t give a fuck, is not shy…at 40…it’s almost over…right… The post Nadine Velazquez Instagram Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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33 Drunk People Who Are Worse (or Better?) at Being Drunk Than You

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After the weekend’s epic World Cup bender, there’s a good chance there’s more than one hungover person in your office this morning. Actually, there’s probably a good chance that there’s more than one hungover person in your office  every Monday morning … but you see our point. They’re probably all praying that no pictures of their tomfoolery show up on the Internet, too, because after all, some people just aren’t good at being drunk. We don’t mean they get ornery when they drink. We mean they pass out in the most awkward of places, like the top of a refrigerator (how do you even do that)! Maybe things like that actually make them good at being drunk? So hard to say. At any rate, these 33 people are worse, or better, at being drunk than you … 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.

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Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt in Possibly the Best Shoot Ever of the DAy

Posted on November 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt, two glorious models with amazing bodies who normally work for Victoria’s Secret because they are that good at being half naked, cuz even if Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, the girls the pull are pretty fucking good….and even better when modelling the way their immigrant tits were supposed to…and that’s naked or half naked…or more naked than photoshopped bras and bikinis…we’re used to seeing them in… Now I think Candice is almost fucking perfect…making this the highlight of my otherwise depressing horrible day…and it’s not even really a highlight but more of a depressing reminder that my wife is an obese pig and more importantly, that Candice isn’t the girl who’s face I spit on when I fuck… Here are the pics.

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Drunk Stunt of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I’m drunk, my stunt isn’t any of this athletic circus clown shit…I’m more into just staying alive so I can drink more…you know hoping my heart doesn’t fucking explode but sometimes, I’ll bust an experimental dance move, but usually when I’m too drunk to formulate words…that’s when I think experimental dance is the best way to express myself…it’s my kind of tweaking…I guess other drunk stunts I do is try to walk a straight line, offend as many people as possible, get as many free drinks as I can, and rub my penis against the thigh of at least one unsuspecting babe when walking through the crowd…if I’m lucky and have extra money I pull off my favorite drunk stunt and that’s getting a rub and tug…or a back alley blow job from a fat chick or a hooker…because I can’t bring that shit home to me…all this to say I am good at being drunk, but not this good, cuz I can barely even stand…

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Chrissy Teigan in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun…or harass…or annoy Chrissy Teigan on twitter every once in a while…you know with the typical…social climber…gold digger shit…but she’s actually a lot of fun….but more importantly…good at being in a bikini… She’s married to John Legend or some other Grammy winning black piano playe…she’s an SI Model…and I guess I am a fan….because when a girl built like this shows it off..you can’t really hate them….under any circumstance…especially when they tell you they love your site….when you know that only amazing people love your site…even if she doesn’t actually love my site…I’ll take it….and promote her to the end of time…like she is my internet soul mate I must sing love songs to….even if she’s probably tired of the love song shit…even if love somgs helped pay for her luxury apartment…and the ring on her finger I’d like in my ass. She’s one of the good ones….and here’s a dog humping her to prove it…cuz dogs only hump good people…..good people I’d be humping too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Michelle Hunziker is a Hot Mom in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Hunziker is the hottest thing to come out of Switzerland since chocolote, expensive watches, neutrality, and Swiss bank accounts used to hide your fortunes…..a fortune that Michelle Hunziker hides in her bikini…because the miracle of this bitch is that she’s the mom of a fucking 16 or 17 year old….making them both legal to fuck in Canada…making them both the hottest mom/daughter threesome fetish since Shauna Sand and her 12 year old…..or Dina and Lindsay Lohan coke fueled orgy….or Kris and Kim Kardashian all filled with fat and tacky glamor….or Angelina Jolie and her army of asian babies that would be hookers in their home country if it wasn’t for her….I don’t know I’m not good at this game…but I am good at looking at the Hunziker bitch in a bikini….and apparently she’s good at being in a bikini TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ryan Adams Is Still Really Good at Being Quiet and Sad

Posted on April 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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We almost got in a fight at a Ryan Adams show once, when a particularly engaged patron took offense at the brusque manner with which we bumped our way to the front of the house before the set started. Pretty sure the dude said something about how he’d been waiting in the spot for a while, and then we chuckled dismissively and said something annoying like “bro, it’s a show ” and then more words were… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Vulture Discovery Date : 22/04/2011 21:30 Number of articles : 2

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I Will Not Be Your Father!

Posted on April 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I'm at least 85% sure. (Translation in title.) View

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Earth Day Pug

Posted on April 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This pug is so good at being green! And at being an adult. It's too bad that I'm not grown-up enough to have a dog so that I could be greener. The Best Links: via Have You Seen This Watch

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Kate Gosselin Planning Special "Jon & Kate Themed Routine" For Dancing with the Stars

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Gosselin proved she’s as good at being a diva as she is terrible at actual dancing, but she somehow survived to see another week on Dancing with the Stars .

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