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Drunk Stunt of the Day

When I’m drunk, my stunt isn’t any of this athletic circus clown shit…I’m more into just staying alive so I can drink more…you know hoping my heart doesn’t fucking explode but sometimes, I’ll bust an experimental dance move, but usually when I’m too drunk to formulate words…that’s when I think experimental dance is the best way to express myself…it’s my kind of tweaking…I guess other drunk stunts I do is try to walk a straight line, offend as many people as possible, get as many free drinks as I can, and rub my penis against the thigh of at least one unsuspecting babe when walking through the crowd…if I’m lucky and have extra money I pull off my favorite drunk stunt and that’s getting a rub and tug…or a back alley blow job from a fat chick or a hooker…because I can’t bring that shit home to me…all this to say I am good at being drunk, but not this good, cuz I can barely even stand…

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Emily Ratajkowski for Frendrick’s of Hollywood of the Day

In the event you don’t read this site….Emily Ratajkowski….is a girl I write love letters to…love songs for….poems…and even have taken up the art of sculpture to express myself…because her tits…and body….just inspire and most importantly make me feel like we are connected at the soul….at least through her tits…cuz that’s all I can stare at….because I think they the window to her mind…. She’s a babe, she’s going to the top, she’s doing a campaign for Fredrick’s and she’ll be working for VS or SI by next year….unless I get her pregnant first and ruin her life…which is something I am trying but my envelopes full of sperm I try mailing to her…keep getting sent back to me…dry….. She’ll be famous….That’s my prediction….get ready for it…cuz we’ve already seen her naked….good things are to come…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF EMILY FOR FREDRICK’S BECAUSE I DIDN”T POST THEM ALL CUZ I WAS TOO EXCITED… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lala, Ashanti & More Named Most Stylish New Yorkers [PHOTOS]

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UsWeekly Magazine announced the winners of their Most Stylish New Yorkers of 2011 competition. And among them were Lala Vazquez and her hubby Carmelo Anthony, super-producer Pharrell, singers Ashanti and Estelle, actress Taraji P. Henson and the entire band The Roots. Here’s what they had to say about their style: Ashanti: “Being on stage, I used to feel more comfortable with jeans, boots and a top. But now it’s nice to show the legs a little bit. Especially if I’m going to the gym, I might as well show it!” Estelle: “I love by legs and my boobs. I love my arms. I’m an equal opportunity lover of my entire body. I’m not egotistical about it. I put it all out there.” Taraji P. Henson: “People that dress me call me a paper doll, because I’m open to everything. I like to have fun!” Pharrell: “I prize all of my clothes in the same way because they’re each different modes of expression. Trying to choose a favorite is like asking what part of your vernacular is worth more than the other. Words are words and they help you to express yourself, and the same is true for a piece of clothing.” Questlove: “For every sharp-dressed man, there is a woman influencing his fashion.” Carmelo Anthony: “In New York I can really express myself in the way I dress. The city inspires my creativity.” Who do you think looked best? Who do you think was robbed? Stars Shine At Fashion’s Night Out 2011 [PHOTOS]

Lala, Ashanti & More Named Most Stylish New Yorkers [PHOTOS]