Toni Garrn is the German lingerie model – who may have worked for Victoria’s Secret at some point in her slutty half naked career…. She’s probably best known for being one of the girls that Leo DiCaprio pretended was his girlfriend, as part of his Publicity Spin to prove to the world he’s not a queer. I think they call them beards…I would say she’s got the ass that would lead a dude like Leo into the darkside, the darkside being the backside of men or trannies, looking for excitement in their narcissistic lives…knowing that it’s just too easy, even at 50 years old, to get bitches like this to throw their vaginas at them…. You know, a product of Eugenics maybe, a girl with the taste of rich and fame, getting half naked to keep her name out there, her lifestyle up the fat wallet, deep pockets paying her…as all these whores strive for… She looks good though…whether she was fired from Victoria’s Secret or not…it’s actually better that she was fired so she has a damaged ego…which is how you want your hot models. Insecure. The post Toni Garrn Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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The 25-year-old Portuguese sex goddess known as Sara Sampaio went on a vacation with her gal pal Toni Garrn over Thanksgiving, and I’m thankful that she captured their sexiest moments on her Instagram! … read more
TREATS! are the hub of sugar daddies in LA – who finance great parties – if you like cheesy parites – that all the thirsty instagram hookers – who are actual hookers go in hopes of getting some media, some press, being part of a community of glamour and richness, to fly on the Private Jets, because that’s what girls on social media who think they are hot and pretend to be models do… Ashley Smith has had big tits in photoshoots for a long time, she’s old, and she’s done all kinds of random work as a model…mainly in the hipster new york trash pre-instagram world…but she managed to trick Sports Illustrated to use her…but that didn’t take her viral – so I guess she’s onto the EM RATA approach of naked big tits – as she knows there’s a timeline or maybe because she’s looking for a rich husband to get knocked up by…either way – there’s a video…not a great video – not enough of her tits you’ve seen…but a video that is part of her attempt to get noticed…she did playboy last month…so she’s hustling – sure it’s dumb..but to her it’s her only shot I guess… Here are those playboy pics and other pics of her because why not.. The post Ashley Smith for TREATS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a Canadian – I am sure the Trump Winning Election will affect me or my people on some level or another – so when Trump people get mad at me for having an opinion because I am a Canadian – I am reminded why the half retard – great marketer got into office…but I think it’s a troll and he’s not gonna be all that bad…since all he wanted was the title… I did read Art of the Deal many many years ago – and his one point that I remember is that if you become a celebrity and people talk about you – you can have a platform to push and sell anything – and he’s proved that…so maybe people should be praising him for living the American Dream…where rich white people can make it to the top of Politics without ever working in politics…no matter how insane that dream may be.. I find Trump funny, entertaining, he’s an entertainer…he’s from Reality TV and he proves that social media can destroy for trolling – because people will believe anything – you just need that big FB page to get there… The only joy I have from the Trump win is all the celebrities being reminded that they are disconnected in their real white privileged life…that peopled don’t care enough about them to be influenced by them….and that despite their efforts – I’m talking to you Katy Perry..you’ve failed…you dancing Monkeys…. I love that how loud they were about Hillary Clinton – Failed them…. So here are a bunch of celebs who voted LOLZ…advertising they VOTED….most opening with the “I’m With Her”…campaign…that lost because instead of making a difference in the world…they are the worst self involved cunts around…making that money… Anything to remind these celebs that they suck…brings me joy. Fucking idiots… Some of these celebs are: Roselyn Sanchez, America Ferrera, Camille Belle, Cheryl Burke, Alex Daddario, Sophia Bush, Jessica Biel, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Hands, Julianne Hough, Katie Cassidy Dumping Trump, Marisa Tomei, Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick FACELESS< Emmy Rossum bug eyeed, Lily Collins - Blake Lively Mouth...and anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried and Kate Hudson, Bryce Dallas Howard, Miley Cyrus, Danica McKellar, Beth Behrs, I put some no names in here also...Sarah Hyland, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariah Menounos, Taylor Swift... Ariel WInter - A video posted by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Nov 8, 2016 at 1:36pm PST The post Celebrities Who Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michelle Monaghan is some hot bodied 40 year old – who while everyone is out there crying about the vote…even after tweeting for people to vote -because she’s famous – despite me having to google her – and that’s her duty to fit into the scene….Michelle Monaghan still managed to show off her hot body in a bikini…for a photoshoot – because apparently her life is very very important…where she must spend her days frolicking around in a bikini at 40..probably to get press to ride her fame…or to celebrate her hot body…. She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….maybe Michelle Monaghan should run for president…she’d be almost as easy to jerk off to as your first lady… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Toni Garrn is some Leonardo DiCaprio fucking model – who probably never fucked Leo – but it was good enough for business, just not that good enough for business, seeing as she’s still doing hipster instagram style shoots – with her nipples out for attention…but I guess these people just fucking love attention and even the most famous are still thirsty – it’s in their core and they fear losing everything…. Richard Kern, who took these hipster nude pics, is actually an old creeper who has been in the scene of nude pics with random young girls for a long time, I knew him from vice and have promoted his work on the site, even a few years ago – his people asked me to find him local pussy to shoot…because he tours town to town getting anyone over 18 naked… So he’s got a lot of practice in posing bitches, making them look good, and that’s why I’m down with these pics…I mean that…and nipples…and the fact that they aren’t talking about TRUMP or CLINTON or the absurdity of it all like social justice warriors of the internet – when all we should focus on, is the tits…the real cause of the dumbing of America… The post Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hotties from Saved By The Bell Fleshbot Get to know Antonella! Taxi Driver Movie Soccer WAG Ina Toennes topless The Nip Slip Toni Garrn applies sunscreen for David Bellemere Drunken Stepfather Big bosomed Russian hottie Olga Kobzar naked around the house Egotastic All Stars A different take on a naked Sabrina Nichole Boobie Blog Sara Sampaio hot bikini show Last Men on Earth The best cosplay of Niagra Falls Comicon 2016 Double Viking WWE Diva Natalie Eva Marie coming in hot for National Donut Day Steakwood … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hotties from Saved By The Bell Fleshbot Get to know Antonella! Taxi Driver Movie Soccer WAG Ina Toennes topless The Nip Slip Toni Garrn applies sunscreen for David Bellemere Drunken Stepfather Big bosomed Russian hottie Olga Kobzar naked around the house Egotastic All Stars A different take on a naked Sabrina Nichole Boobie Blog Sara Sampaio hot bikini show Last Men on Earth The best cosplay of Niagra Falls Comicon 2016 Double Viking WWE Diva Natalie Eva Marie coming in hot for National Donut Day Steakwood … read more
David Bellemere is my favorite photographer. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Bellemere means stepmother in French…and if I’m the drunkenstepfather and he’s the stepmother, we are connected at the extended family reference…and I don’t know about you, but I am a very spiritual person who believes in more than just PUGS and TITS and PUSSY, but also in the higher power, so I’d like to thank GOD or Jesus chirst our lord and savior for this moment in Toni Garrn, Leo Dicaprio ex, top model naked and applying lotion that I am in turn sharing with you…. They are a gift given to us all from the internet, but that speak to my soul and I feel are a a gift from my stepGODS! I mean…David Bellemere, even when he does super boring corporate shit, is fucking brilliant…the sluts, like Toni Garrn…are interchangeable…just ask any rich guy who fucks models.. The post Toni Garrn Applies Sunscreen for David Bellemere and Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
