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Alexis Ford – Student Pilot Pornstar – Lands on Freeway of the Day

The other day – I looked up ovulation porn just to see if it existed and as I expected…it did…everything exists…but Alexis Ford is taking it to that next level with Plane Crash porn… Her name is Danielle Lagree, also known in the porn world as Alexis Ford, who is an amateur pilot…landing on the freeway in California the other day… I mean, I don’t think there’s anything that funny about a small plane crash, or emergency landing due to mechanical issues. I don’t even think a porn chick flying planes is really that big of a deal either, I mean they are people too and in today’s day and age of porn everywhere….it’s mainstream…bigger than Hollywood and these porn chicks are for the most part just misguided everyday girls who like to fuck and think it’s cool to fuck on camera…since dudes jerk off to porn…at least regular dudes…not me…since I hate the shit… I think it’s just funny because porn stars doing anything that isn’t sucking dick is funny, they’ve positioned themselves like that…so that when they go down…her audience assumes it’s not a plane on a freeway but more on dicks… Here’s an interview about her being a pilot… I guess now that she’s married to a fitness guy and she’s retired from porn… Here’s a bunch of her pics… I’m sure you can google her and find her in more compromising positions than a plane crash…. The post Alexis Ford – Student Pilot Pornstar – Lands on Freeway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lonely Man Loving Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

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Toni Garrn Ass for Leo’s Oscar Nomination of the Day

Toni Garrn is a model that Leonardo DiCaprio probably manages, because why else would he fake date these girls for the media, since he’s gay. It’s gotta be for business reasons, you know to make a career…but I guess it could also be diversion and since he pays well and the girls think he’s so great to talk about shopping with…they never rat him out, he’s a good contact….and girls generally only hate dudes who fuck them… Well, the ass in a thong is a good way to celebrate his Oscar Nom, because it’s safe to say , this is his year….it’s his time….he’s just been at it too long that if he doesn’t win, the Oscars, who nominated ZERO black people, are just a easily manipulated sham…outdated…to celebrate people who already won… TO SEE – Toni Garrn Topless Sunbathing…. CLICK HERE The post Toni Garrn Ass for Leo’s Oscar Nomination of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day

Toni Garrn is topless on the beach because she’s Euro, more specifically German, and I guess not a Nazi, even if her grandfather was, but it’s not her fault, it was what the cool kids in the 40s had no choice and you can’t hold it against them for it, especially since you racist wish there was a race war that involved you killing off anyone different than you..whether you’re white, hispanic or black…you all hate each other…don’t lie….you PC fucks… Her claim to fame is that she’s been one of the many whore Leo has possibly had sex with, if he’s not gay, making her tainted with so many women before her…and I guess that’s not that hot, unless you’re a Leo fan and fantasize about tasting the pussy he fucked…while other pussy he’s fucked is smarter and booking movie deals… VIA – REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn is topless on the beach because she’s Euro, more specifically German, and I guess not a Nazi, even if her grandfather was, but it’s not her fault, it was what the cool kids in the 40s had no choice and you can’t hold it against them for it, especially since you racist wish there was a race war that involved you killing off anyone different than you..whether you’re white, hispanic or black…you all hate each other…don’t lie….you PC fucks… Her claim to fame is that she’s been one of the many whore Leo has possibly had sex with, if he’s not gay, making her tainted with so many women before her…and I guess that’s not that hot, unless you’re a Leo fan and fantasize about tasting the pussy he fucked…while other pussy he’s fucked is smarter and booking movie deals… VIA – REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Lui Magazine Model Nudity of the Day

Last week we saw the covers of all the models naked for Lui Magazine , which for 4-5 decades was a porn magazine, but with some rebranding, figured they’d become a fashion magazine, since porn is free on the internet, but fashion is still something you can jerk off to, as long as you feature naked models, instead of gutter porn chicks…you know…to clean up their brand…but to not take away full intent of the brand… So some of the models included this issue are; Natasha Poly : Edita… Fuck this here are all of them – figure it out on your own asshole… The naked models include Natasha Poly, Amber Valetta, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Anja Rubik, Mariacarla Boscono, Toni Garrn, Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute The post The Lui Magazine Model Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day

Interesting that one Euro magazine takes the ill advised opinion of their lesbian, very expensive, despite going bankrupt, legendary photographer and decide to make a statement by exploting fat, old, “Power” or women of interest…instead of exploiting models by featuring them naked in their calendar… But Lui Magazine comes in and are French about the whole thing…we like women, men like women, lets find beautiful women, and take nice pictures of them naked, because it is the most wonderful time of the year…let’s be wonderful.. I don’t even think the people at Lui know what’s going on in this bullshit feminist oppressive world we are in right now…they are just like “we are called LUI, let’s be men, and post tits…model tits”… These are the covers….the insides are gonna be nutty… The models are: Amber Valletta, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Daria Strokous, Edita Vilkeviciute, Isabeli Fontana, Jourdan Dunn, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Mariacarla Boscono, Natasha Poly and Toni Garrn I’ve only tried to have sex with one of them, it was a bar, she was Russian…and it was love, I just wasn’t a billionaire and she was 6 foot 6….it wounldn’t work with my small penis and all..but I still fear her communist, war torn souless eyes… The post A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn’s Got Back

I’ve always said that  Toni Garrn is pretty underrated as far as Victoria’s Secret hotties are concerned, and after seeing her at the 2015 Bambi Awards, I think I’ve finally figured out what the problem is: she doesn’t know how to dress. I may not know much about fashion, but I do know that this outfit of hers would look 20 times better turned the other way around. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Skin Links 5.26.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Who wouldn’t want to wake up next to a sun-kissed topless Camille Rowe? ( egotastic.com ) Michelle Rodriguez wears a see-thru dress at Cannes ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Britt Maren rocks the hell out of a two piece swimsuit ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Lana Kendrick certainly beats Anna Kendrick in the big boobs department ( boobieblog.com ) Toni Garrn also goes see-thru at Cannes ( thenipslip.com ) Heart pasties rock! ( doubleviking.com ) Jessa Hinton’s big breasts + pizza = Heaven! ( steakwood.com ) Alexandra Daddario really fills out this bikini ( fleshbot.com )

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Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy

The highlight of Toni Garrn’s career was when she was rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, and Leonardo’s Homosexuality despite his attempts to cover it up, that the asshole that was filled was in fact Leonardo DiCaprio…it is called pegging and people dig it..and girls do it…especially if it promises great PR for your future modeling career… That said, I dont’ think she’s still with Leonardo DiCaprio as his beard, Victoria’s Secret, who he clearly has equity in, has probably funnelled a lot more girls to him, but that doesn’t mean that Toni Garrn doesn’t matter, she’s tall and actually looks like a model, which is nice to see in this instagram generation of short useless girls getting famous, when all I want to stare at is something a little more long and traditional… She’s in this TUSH magazine, showing some strategic nudity, unfortunately no nipples but who needs nipples when you can just google porno clips…or ask a girl on tinder to come over to sit on your face.. All this shit is obsolete, but she still looks good…my only issue with it is that to me a magazine called TUSH should be about spread assholes…or even just bare asses…I want more ass TUSH…stop your lies…they hurt me and are tearing our family apart… The post Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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