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Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked… Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did… But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes. She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gigi Hadid With her Tits Out of the Day

The most important thing to know about Gigi Hadid is that she’s got a mole on her tit. It must be from her Arab breeding with Scandinavian genetic disorder that causes tit mole. I find nothing interesting about any of these girls, They just don’t really exist to me, but all the brand deals and money they are making is just supporting my theory that society as a whole is so fucking distorted. She looks like a muppet. But then again they all do. Thanks internet for creating all these degenerate losers who are all shit and she should go get a real job. Use that rich for good you self involved fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gigi Hadid With her Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Slutty Salsa Dance of the Day

There is nothing better than watching a slutty Britney Spears pushing 40 doing a slutty Salsa dance like a recently divorced 40 year old who doesn’t know what to do with herself on weekends now that she doesn’t have a husband to build her life around….You know it could be good for her, maybe she’ll meet new people, put herself out there again…20 years too late…but never too late to learn Salsa… Only Britney Spears, despite being 40, is still hot….maybe it’s what happens when you’re held captive by your parents and never allowed to grow up, or maybe it’s what happens when you’re focused, trained, and taken care of thanks to all your money, because very few 40 year olds look this good, or this happy while clearly medicated and crying for help, they instead look way more sad, depressing, and pathetic…I mean walk to any Salsa Class on a Friday night on a weekend the kids are with the dad and you’ll know what I mean….desperation, tears and Diabetic sweat everywhere… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Slutty Salsa Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is the single most important child of a celebrity or two out there… She’s the kind of cute little entitled rich kid who you know is likely annoying, spoiled, and obnoxious because of who she is…but who is trying to be down to earth and real…connecting with artists and real creators who she finds interesting or cool…to elevate her cool…even though she doesn’t need to elevate her cool..her storyline is cool enough…even if that alone doesn’t make someone cool…it definitely makes people want to hang out with you…so personality, insight, vision doesn’t matter…just ride the name girl….like her dad…all while being over the fucking top…because that’s why rich does to you… What I like about her is that her tits are out, in clothes, but tits out, all European because she is European, and it makes her even MORE interesting than just being Johnny Depp’s daughter…. This is a girl who clearly wants to be seen, otherwise, she wouldn’t be seen, or walking around with tits out, so look at her…it’s worth it…she’s a babe. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paz De La Huerta a Naked Icon for Instagram of the Day

Paz De La Huerta is probably the most important person you don’t care about, and don’t remember, because the only job she’s ever done was the tits on Boardwalk Empire, but that was a pretty good show, Atlantic City during Prohibition, brilliant era, and back then, not every show had good tits on them, it was really just a handful of shows that featured tits, and if you had no internet but a suscripition to HBO on your cable plan, you were jerking off to said tits…with storylines and Steve Buscemi….something some could consider better than porn…due to weird Buscemi fetishes… Paz De La Huerta has taken a liking to posting her nudes on social media, because nude is kind of her thing, and when a woman, even old and battered realizes she can get attention by posting nude selfies on the internet and starts doing that…I feel like the stars have aligned and things are right where they need to be. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paz De La Huerta a Naked Icon for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Rose Mawby Massive Ass Photoshoot of the Day

Demi Rose Mawby, better knowns by her stripper name Demi Rose, is a rumored sex worker from the UK, who made herself look like a Kardashian, which isn’t that hard to do, they have fillers and lipo and brazilian butt lifts at every medi-spa around the world. I am sure in my city alone, which isn’t even a big city, I could make myself look like Kim Kardashian for about 15k and no invasive surgery at one of the 75 different medical spa locations…and girls are doing it….it’s as common as getting a bikini wax, or their nails done, faces jacked the fuck up…all thanks to Instagram turning everyone into a muppet…because people, not just the Kardashians, but people like Demi Rose Mawby….are getting paid to look like this, getting followers, getting attention, existing…it’s fucking weird times…but not as weird as her weird ass. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Rose Mawby Massive Ass Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elle Fanning Panty Flashing for Vogue Japan of the Day

Elle Fanning creeps me out, some child star, or sister of a child star, a really fucking creepy child star, thanks to parents who cultivate weird children and make the world think they are more talented than they are, because that’s how sales works…whether you’re selling your children like a stage parent, or fucking insurance door to door, it’s all about the manipulation of stupid people to benefit yourself…right… That said, she’s flashing her panties, that look like boy panties, in a genderless world that makes sense, but back in the 90s when my friend used to make girls he fucked wear tighty whities or worse, the superman little boy briefs before fucking them, it was weird. This is not quite as weird, we’ve evolved as a people, our fetishes far more disturbing than that….or this….or whatever….thanks internet porn. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elle Fanning Panty Flashing for Vogue Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts Lingerie of the Day

I think Emma Roberts is one of the greatest things to happen with Daddy Issues in Hollywood…. I don’t know what it is about her (probably that she’s skinny) that I am into or that I like, but whenever I see a pic of her, I feel like she’s the single most important thing in entertainment… Am I drawn to the girl who’s dad was an Oscar winner but too self involved and self destructive to maintain his career, because I assume when in his pile of cocaine self destructing, he wasn’t going to her ballet recitals….. Or am I drawn too the fact that her Aunt was the biggest star for the longest time, and her barrier of entry to acting wasn’t too difficult, she sort of just fell into it, and I like girls who don’t need to try, or put effort in, because all that ages them and takes away from them being hot… Or maybe it’s just that she’s skinny. I am glad we went on this journey of discovery together….figuring out what it is about Emma Roberts that my pervert ass likes while looking at her half naked…. Here she is in a short dress JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea Fat Fake Ass in a Thong of the Day

What the world needs now, more than anything, is Iggy Azalea fake ass in a thong doing a booty pop…. You know because it’s the single most important thing going on in the world, fuck the Olympics, School Shooting, Gun Laws, people going broke, scamming….it’s about some obscure, non-famous, who has no official hit songs, scammer…and her scamming ass…screaming for attention trying to make it all about her… She’s trash and plays that up…and this is nothing to jerk off to…but I feel compelled to post it and have no idea why…seriously no one cares about Iggy Azalea, even when she tries so hard to make them care, she’s just a bottom of the barrel bottom feeding piece of shit who probably doesn’t realize when she does shit thanks to nerve damage from all the ass injections to get black people to like her and take her seriously.. The post Iggy Azalea Fat Fake Ass in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Selena Gomez in Workout Pants of the Day

Selena Gomez got the hard nipple in the tight workout gear….because Selena Gomez got a new Kidney and all of a sudden a new face, and a new her… She’s one of the most uninteresting clickbait stories of her generation, just dickmatized by Beiber, only to end up in rehab numerous times, garbage….who think she’s the fucking most important person ever…because society made her feel that way…even with her terminal disease…but girl’s rich and will not die…instead…she’ll just jack up her face and tits…to look like an instagram girl…trying to fit in…because she never had a childhood…sad tits…. She’s a brand new person…literally…just as uninteresting… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez in Workout Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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