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Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked… Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did… But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes. She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The general consensus of these pics of Julianne Hough in a bikini is that they are pretty boring, and I would have to agree with the general consensus, even if I generally hate the general consensus and try to avoid the general consensus to come to my own conclusions. I’m a rebel like that, a punk like that, not really, I just hate people so I am naturally inclined to disagree with everything they say, in their pop culture, mall brand wearing, hostess twinkie candy coated bullshit… I think any bitch in a bathing suit, one piece or more…whether it is Julianne Hough or some other bitch is wonderful to look at…even if it reminds me of the 80s high school swim class when girls had thick bush and ill fitting swimsuits…and not of the instagram whores they are today… I think it’s nice to see a mormon who has been on RumSpringa for the last 10 years, turning her back on the church to be a dancing whore who fucks her brother on TV…finally finding some modesty…cuz modest is the hottest according to the MORMOM MEME account I follow on Instagram….because Mormons are the best… The post Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So…. Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring… Now, I can assume a good time was had by all…and by all I mean you, trying to masturbate to this…and not me, because I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me… But I guess, I’m old school and when those F-List, to No-List nobodies do their lingerie in bed shoots, it’s just fucking lame… When A-List models, even over rated fat ones do it…I approve.. Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….beause maybe, just maybe, only media outlet will boycott that shit. The post Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Palvin for David Bellemere of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think these are old pics of Barbara Palvin – but who really fucking cares – they are still some young, but not illegally young, even though she probably started her modelling when illegally young, and likely even showed tits when she was illegally young, before being exported by her Eastern European country to Los Angeles to live the Hollywood life… Now I have heard from a few people who know her, who have partied with her, and who are “friends” with her, that she just takes a good picture. In person she’s a bit of big and scary monster – who only fucks black dudes…and not Biebers she was marketed as fucking…when Victoria’s Secret first imported her and wanted to make their money on her… ANyway – David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there. I dig this, even if old. Throwback Tuesday Motherfuckers…we always 48 hours ahead in this motherfucker.

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Alyssa Barbara in Black And White of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I generally hate Black and White pictures…not because I hate black and white pictures but I find them “Phony” art…you know someone trying to get some vibe like “soft focus” because it is high concept – even when it is absolutely not… You see unless they are shot on black and white film, some photographer decided to turn a perfectly good color picture into Black and White in photoshop, and I just find that lame. There is no point!! But then there is this model….Her name is Alyssa Barbara and she’s fucking amazing in color, black and white, pixelated, from afar, on CC TV cameras, on anything that let’s me into her life to stare, even for just a minute.. The pics are shot by GREGORIO CAMPOS and I’m not hating him for doing this. I’m not mad at him for it. I just hate digital black and white – because it makes no sense…but I guess despite always thinking I am right, by lifestyle and how things have worked out – pretty much make it clear I’m pretty fucking wrong.

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Lea Michele’s Armpit for the Perverts of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lea Michele. She had a fake relationship with a costar for marketing purposes, who ended up dying on her, leaving her to deal with having to pretend to mourn, but she’s a professional, and with being a professional, she snuck her actual boyfriends around. It would have been so much better for her to deal with all this if they just did a whole break up, but dying…that throws a real wrench in things. It’s not what she signed up for to get that year end bonus, but it was a good platform to make people feel sorry for her and propel, like Rihanna did when Chris Brown beat her. It was like balancing when it was time to publicly move on – and positioning it so people didn’t hate her but felt sympathy for her trying to find love after loss…and the whole thing was a joke….kind of like her sex appeal… But I found this one pic of her that I think at least one person can jerk off to, you know armpit fetishists, who aren’t so picky about the girls who’s armpits they want to fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Valerie Van Der Graaf is Good of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Valerie Van Der Graaf is a Dutch model – who has been in a bunch of campaigns, the most mainstream being Sports Illustrated, proving that just because you are hotter and more amazing than Kate Upton, the general American public will always choose the American. It’s some racism and patriotic bullshit that may makes sense when applied to wear your clothing is made, but that doesn’t make sense when applied to women, because Kate Upton is not as hot as this…and that’s the end of discussion… Now I generally hate Black & White photos, because I know most pictures are shot on digital and turned black and white, for effect…and I hate that shit…but I do like this babe naked, busty, and hot bodied…so I’ll just imagine it in color like I used to as a poor kid playing videogames one of my mom’s john’s gave her on our shitty Mexican TV… But this isn’t about me…it’s about magical Valerie.

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Tricia Helfer Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I generally hate Canadian women who make the move to LA and actually get work and stay in LA because they have these egos that are annoying to be around, like that they are more important than Canada, even if they are, it’s just annoying to be around, especially when you are trying to fuck. I generally like Canadian women who make the move to LA and don’t make it, because not everyone in LA has a deep enough throat, or drive to destroy anyone that gets in their way of fame… Tricia Helfer falls somewhere between the two, but she’s attending events which is a good thing but flaunting her tits hard, which is a good thing for us, but a desperate thing for her, making her the perfect amount of confusing for you to masturbate to…kinda like that time you jerked off to tranny porn. To see her tits from all kinds of other angles CLICK HERE

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Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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Mariah Carey’s Being Patriotic of Macy’s

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE

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