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Dita Von Teese Nipples of the DAy

I wonder if Dita Von Teese still has fans… That Burlesque Shit wasn’t even cool when Dita Von Teese decided to make a career out of it 20 years ago. A sex worker, lesbian pornstar who figured out how to get famous before being double penetrated for a few hundred dollars. Taking the high brow model approach – with a love for the 30s and 40s… Being the only thin girl doing it, because if you’ve been to Burlesque shows you’ll know it’s for fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs with dumb vintage tattoos. Some things are good to save in the history books, we’ve moved on from that nonsense an developed porn for a reason…something Dita Von Teese knows all about, but if she stuck to porn she’d be far less broke..so she did good…. Here are her nipples. The post Dita Von Teese Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicki Minaj is a Halloween Monster of the Day

Nicki Minaj is disgusting…and this isn’t a race thing…I like all ethnically ambiguous fat girls who went to white priveledge acting school and decided to do their best HOOD impression after they did some weird clowny bullshit…and while on her best HOOD impression she committed and got the ass and tits and face needed to drive the point home – even though we all know she’s a fucking lie and she’s not even hot….the same…which is not very much… This is her costume…which is fat weird ass… TO SEE MORE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj is a Halloween Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicki Minaj is a Halloween Monster of the Day

Nicki Minaj is disgusting…and this isn’t a race thing…I like all ethnically ambiguous fat girls who went to white priveledge acting school and decided to do their best HOOD impression after they did some weird clowny bullshit…and while on her best HOOD impression she committed and got the ass and tits and face needed to drive the point home – even though we all know she’s a fucking lie and she’s not even hot….the same…which is not very much… This is her costume…which is fat weird ass… TO SEE MORE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj is a Halloween Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day

Charlotte McKinney flashed a little panty / pussy lip / while at some event for Halloween dressed up like some Disco looking queen who should have died of an overdose, but who instead got cast in Dancing with the Stars before being a star all because she had the right friends willing to lie about her stardom, becoming tits from instagram that had no business being on TV, but was on TV, god knows what favor she called, or someone she was fucking called, but that’s major… Luckily, she’s faded out to where she belongs, irrelevant, uninteresting but with tit,…you can’t fake celebrity for too long Florida trash….we know your true colors…go back to them tits….even if the panty flash is the more interesting thing in all this… TO SEE MORE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day

Charlotte McKinney flashed a little panty / pussy lip / while at some event for Halloween dressed up like some Disco looking queen who should have died of an overdose, but who instead got cast in Dancing with the Stars before being a star all because she had the right friends willing to lie about her stardom, becoming tits from instagram that had no business being on TV, but was on TV, god knows what favor she called, or someone she was fucking called, but that’s major… Luckily, she’s faded out to where she belongs, irrelevant, uninteresting but with tit,…you can’t fake celebrity for too long Florida trash….we know your true colors…go back to them tits….even if the panty flash is the more interesting thing in all this… TO SEE MORE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day

Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her…. She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE> … This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s The post Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day

I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts….especially when they were willing to die for their slut….while now AIDS and AIDS jokes are far less fun or funny…because it’s no longer a death sentence… She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them… Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE …. Well now she’s flashing her ass on the street in a short skirt…because that’s all part of her fashion, fashionista, hipster, celebrity, artist bullshit she’s angling… The post Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day

Anastasia Ashley just tapped out of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid Fan Edition…where she was out in the jungle naked with some Vlogger naked….and they survived not eating, like she’s prepping for a bikini shoot, and not having fire in 50 degree weather, while jungle cats and other animals stalked her…. Good times….you dirty unshowered jungle slut…with your dirty unshowered jungle vagina…exposed to the elements before being wrapped in their Duct Tape survival item… She was given her phone an hour a day, where she took some selfies…and girl looked animalistic and hot…like a jungle cat of her own…all jungle fever…but in a different way… The post Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ghetto Chick with a Baseball Back and Other Videos of the Day

Old Man Died Fucking Hooker – Gets Transported by Medics – Still Inside Hooker Robber Gets Shocked! Bear in the City Gets Shot with a Sedative Insane Work Accident – Looks Like Asshole Kids Fuckign with an Old Guy Crazy Car Accident of the Day Dude Stabbing Chest and Flinches when he Gets his Finger Young Robber Getting Beat Up – Before Being Shot and Left for Dead…Brazil.. Bourne Movie Filmed on the Vegas Strip… Genius and His Elevator Group Dance in Spain… The post Ghetto Chick with a Baseball Back and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day

This is pretty disturbing….I mean when you think of Kate Upton as the pig with sloppy tits that she turned herself into…before being mocked by everyone enough that she looked in the mirror and said “I guess my tits aren’t enough for these bastards, I better use my millions to get toned”… I like to think this is a win for Body Shamers everywhere, and for Kate Upton, because she’s got the audience, she might as well be hot as fuck for them, and embracing her body for the obesity and broad back she was in unacceptable…so let’s just let her hump it out…hump it out…hump it out… I guess this isn’t as funny as Rihanna only selling 460 copies of her album no one knew she released…which seems like a set up….or a lie…or intentional…obviously…this is Rihanna… The post Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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